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Post by Farrelei on Dec 16, 2007 15:33:07 GMT 10
((...))
Lust felt sick so she killed gluttony. He came back to life again, though, cause he's a hommonculus.
Farrelei drank the milk from the carton and then spat it out. "WTF!? SOY MILK?" Lust nodded, "I was meaning to put Gluttony on a diet" she said casually.
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Post by Frost on Dec 16, 2007 17:43:53 GMT 10
"claw want some?" milk asked, no! he yelled, then claw drank from it...
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Post by Farrelei on Dec 16, 2007 17:47:58 GMT 10
Lust was so disgusted that she sliced Milk and Claw's mouth off then placed them in a jar.
"Now whenever you want to speak your voice will come from this jar" she smiled, "makes it easy if you're giving me a headache...." Lust mimicked throwing the jar into the ocean.
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Post by Frost on Dec 16, 2007 19:32:21 GMT 10
"bitch!" yelled milk, claw ran off to the chamber of hidden truths((lol))
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Post by Farrelei on Dec 16, 2007 19:37:34 GMT 10
Lust ran to keep up with Claw, while Gluttony died 3 times trying to keep up with Milk.
"No-one escapes a hommonculus..." she taunted.
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Post by Frost on Dec 16, 2007 20:00:36 GMT 10
((lol)) he stopped at a sink in the girls toilet, "hey you can't come in here" one girl said, "oh, shut up, you probably want to share toilets with that face" claw said before jumping down the toilet weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! he yelled as he flunged down
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Post by Farrelei on Dec 17, 2007 7:33:53 GMT 10
Lust quickly cut the toilet pipe, which was conveniently uncovered because some workmen where building a new recreational bathroom in that spot.
Lust laughed so hard at his idiocity that she questioned the word idiocity.... "Hm. There's something about that word.....
The quest has begun.... Is idiocity REALLY a word....?"
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Post by Frost on Dec 17, 2007 11:10:10 GMT 10
claw slid down into the chamber of hidden truths, he ran across to a door that had no handle,"i no wat i must do", he said, "slyyyyahasieth!" the door opened, "yay!ive got these psychic powers on-line" he said
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Post by Farrelei on Dec 17, 2007 15:49:45 GMT 10
*The story goes into Pause mode and everyone stops, suddenly Lust walks across onto the screen* "Wait..." she said, "Didn't I just cut off the pipe that he was sliding through? Maybe his narrator wasn't paying attention... Or maybe.... Maybe the Chamber of Hidden Truth's pipes were HIDDEN!!!!!!!" *DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN* *Resumes DVD Player* Lust swore and walked into the library, looking for a dictionary....
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Post by Frost on Dec 17, 2007 16:15:08 GMT 10
the door swung open claw ran through to a picture of the old man with an extended tongue *story pause and claw walks across screen, "don't worry lust, i am a slytherpin and that means i can say random crap and doors open and i magically repair broken things*
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Post by Farrelei on Dec 17, 2007 16:24:26 GMT 10
Lust didn't care. She opened a dictionary. Idiocity was not there.
About 1 and a half milliseconds later, she gave up. "I'LL NEVER FIND THE ANSWER!" she babbled.
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Post by Frost on Dec 30, 2007 18:03:13 GMT 10
a basilisk came out of the mouth of the old statue, "i want your bones!" it hissed, "fuck this!" claw yelled and ran out of the chamber of hidden truths and went to look for claw, then, a sliding door opened and lust was there, she looked up from her dark cloak, then music started playing, blizz! claw drew his lightsaber, and lust drew hers, this was gunna be a big battle...
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Post by Farrelei on Dec 30, 2007 18:45:12 GMT 10
Lust stabbed Claw in the stomach with her fingers, killing him.
"Idiocity was not a word. You fail, mortal." was all she said. She turned and walked out of the Chamber of Hidden Truths and into the warm sunset.
Her job was done.
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Post by Frost on Dec 30, 2007 20:30:51 GMT 10
claw was on the floor, blood pouring everywhere, the basilisk came, here, dwink this, claw started drinking it not knowing what it was, he was healed! "what was that?"asked claw, "fresh dog piss" the basilisk said, he threw a rock at lust and she fell down, he picked her up, and brought her back to the bathroom, gluttony was there, and milk, they were holding hands, and smiling at eachother, "eww" said claw before seeing lust came to..
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Post by Farrelei on Dec 31, 2007 8:18:15 GMT 10
Lust stabbed gluttony and milk. They both died. Gluttony came back to life. "Eat Claw." said Lust "Okay." said Gluttony, eating Claw. What will happen now??? Will Claw survive??? Or will he be digested by food acids? Find out in the next post!
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