Post by Farrelei on Aug 24, 2008 21:52:14 GMT 10
Now, Munstine isn't an ordinary Kingdom, no.
For one, it's ruled by cats. Namely, King Dwobbywobble the 2nd, the new young King on the throne and his wife, Queen Schmire, as well as their two heirs to the throne, High Prince Jelly and Princess Mariasoft, two unbeleivable cute kitties.
But that's not to say Munstine is only populated by cats, oh diddly, no. Munstine is populated by all sorts of creatures, tall and small.
Because, if you hadn't gathered by now, Munstine is located in the world of Nostril-the land where all fairytale dreams begin and end.
So of course there's baddies, but who wants to talk about them?
You guessed right, me.
The baddies mostly congregate around the land of Enits, a land where murder reeks high in the streets, and hairy fat men lay with terrible hangovers in the streets. Not to mention the evilly sexy ladies that are in fact millions of years old :O
But, oh, where are my manners!? I can't be forgetting about the royal family now can I?
Enits is ruled solely by King Fluff, the giant marshmallow, his only heir being Princess Claudia (not a marshmallow by the way - just don't try to think about it too much), the most beautiful being in all existence.
King Fluff also has his large array of Viziers, all the way from Lord Doodle to Lord Doft (who also doubles as a featherduster :D), who are constantly helping him try to find a wife that won't murder, eat or be eaten by him, a fairly hard job if you ask me.
But anywho, on to the scary part.
One dark and stormy night (I told you it was scary :(), Vizier Greg of Enits had a most spectacularly evil idea.
It was Princess Claudia's birthday ever-to-soon, and the entire land was anticipating it, even High Prince Jelly couldn't wait to see her in her new dress (though he dare not tell anyone).
But apart from the drool-worthy new dress she was getting, the other big news was the cake itself.
That's right,. the cake was two storeys large, topped to death with seventy-three thousand cherries and tiny pieces of King Fluff (just for the heck of it ;D).
If Vizier Greg could get his hands on that cake, boy would he be evil. But heck, he'd be full anyways. And he'd be able to snag a few pieces of King Fluff (just for the heck of it ;D).
So the night came, everyone in Enits was there, even Aristocat, the ridiculously wealthy cat, who by the way had a $35798248923476234 bounty on his head that night.
Jelly was there too, but that's a secret between you and me alright ;P
So, after the celebrations had begun, and Jelly had gotten his eyes on some revealing dresses, the cake was revealed. Everyone immediately flocked to it, except for Aristocat, who lay dead on the ground with a sniper wound to the head, and Princess Claudia, who was standing sadly by herself.
Now was Greg's chance. His only chance. His time to strike. His bullseye. His goal. His dream come true. His moment of truth. His leap of faith. His ant poison. His fullmetal alchemist. His-
He jumped in such a sneaky fashion that for some stupid reason no-one even saw him do it, and landed straight on top of the cake, eating 5 mouthfuls at once.
And then he died.
"Oh no" gasped King Fluff, his cheeks bulging intensely as he did, "Vizier Greg... HE DIED!"
Everyone gasped, shocked.
"Well I'm screwed" said Minkydoo, the evil, evil witch, who was also a dog.
King Fluff had imaginary tears running down his face (he has no eyes, just huge bulges of fat where eyes should go), "Poor Vizier Greg, he knew it was poisonous, he had to stop us before it was too late. And the only way... Was to sacrifice himself..."
He stood defiantly, "I SWEAR I'LL FIND THE CULPRIT, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EAT!"
"Daddy, does this mean my birthday was just a set up for this useless piece of plot?" spoke Princess Claudia in the softest, most cutest voice EVER.
"Of course, Darling" replied King Fluff.
Naturally, Munstine was the prime suspect.
But the rest... Is up to you :D
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Characters
Username:
Character name:
Race: (Any)
Gender:
Location: (Enits or Munstine. You can come up with another if you like, or even exist in the real world)
Leigance: (Munstine or Enits... Or something else)
Bio:
Appearance:
Other:
Username: Farrelei
Character name: Jelly
Race: Cat
Gender: Male
Location: Munstine Royal Palace
Leigance: Munstine
Bio: A bit of a playcat, High-Prince Jelly has always been interested in girls. Sadly, whenever he tries to talk to one, someone is either blown up, murdered, eaten or hit by meteors.
He also has a strong kinship with his sister, which causes some worries with Jelly's parents, but no-one listens to them anyway.
Appearance: www.artspots.com/files/user_pic/file/289/icon_chibi_cat.jpg (img tags not working for this image)
Other: He likes mushrooms. And girls.
Username: Cookie~monster
Character name: Mariasoft
Race: Cat
Gender: Female
Location: Munstine Palace
Leigance: Munstine
Bio: She's pretty much the cutest cat ever, and she knows it... But she is sweet and loves her brother more then anything else...
Appearance: Tabby
Other: Her favorite colour is lilac....
Username: Biomanic
Character name: Walnut
Race: Owl
Gender: Male
Location: Unknown
Leigance: He's alienced with neither, He is a private detective, Willing to work, for sweet Biscuits. He's a member of the Marymosie Agency.
Bio: Loves his sweet biscuits, will do anything for them, including murder. He works for the Marymosie Agency, solving crimes for Sweet Biscuits.
Appearance: Standard white owl.
Other: Will not back down from a challenge, as long as sweet Biscuits are involved.
Username: Farrelei.
Character name: Mary Allgood.
Race: Human.
Gender: Female.
Location: Munstine.
Leigance: The Marymosie Agency.
Bio: The head of the Marymosie Agency. She also makes a killer lime tea, and is great at baking cupcakes. She used to be a ninja, but decided she liked ordering people around to murder people herself.
Appearance:
Username: Farrelei.
Character name: Pence Highchop.
Race: Furniture (Window).
Gender: Female.
Location: The office of Mary Allgood, The Marymosie Agency Headquarters in Munstine,
Leigance: She doesn't believe in authority over oneself.
Bio: Like any teenage girl, she once started out bright and full of hope, but has now turned into a pubescent, angry moodling. Poor thing.
Appearance:
Other: She won't take no crap from nobody.
Storyline Updates
None yet.
For one, it's ruled by cats. Namely, King Dwobbywobble the 2nd, the new young King on the throne and his wife, Queen Schmire, as well as their two heirs to the throne, High Prince Jelly and Princess Mariasoft, two unbeleivable cute kitties.
But that's not to say Munstine is only populated by cats, oh diddly, no. Munstine is populated by all sorts of creatures, tall and small.
Because, if you hadn't gathered by now, Munstine is located in the world of Nostril-the land where all fairytale dreams begin and end.
So of course there's baddies, but who wants to talk about them?
You guessed right, me.
The baddies mostly congregate around the land of Enits, a land where murder reeks high in the streets, and hairy fat men lay with terrible hangovers in the streets. Not to mention the evilly sexy ladies that are in fact millions of years old :O
But, oh, where are my manners!? I can't be forgetting about the royal family now can I?
Enits is ruled solely by King Fluff, the giant marshmallow, his only heir being Princess Claudia (not a marshmallow by the way - just don't try to think about it too much), the most beautiful being in all existence.
King Fluff also has his large array of Viziers, all the way from Lord Doodle to Lord Doft (who also doubles as a featherduster :D), who are constantly helping him try to find a wife that won't murder, eat or be eaten by him, a fairly hard job if you ask me.
But anywho, on to the scary part.
One dark and stormy night (I told you it was scary :(), Vizier Greg of Enits had a most spectacularly evil idea.
It was Princess Claudia's birthday ever-to-soon, and the entire land was anticipating it, even High Prince Jelly couldn't wait to see her in her new dress (though he dare not tell anyone).
But apart from the drool-worthy new dress she was getting, the other big news was the cake itself.
That's right,. the cake was two storeys large, topped to death with seventy-three thousand cherries and tiny pieces of King Fluff (just for the heck of it ;D).
If Vizier Greg could get his hands on that cake, boy would he be evil. But heck, he'd be full anyways. And he'd be able to snag a few pieces of King Fluff (just for the heck of it ;D).
So the night came, everyone in Enits was there, even Aristocat, the ridiculously wealthy cat, who by the way had a $35798248923476234 bounty on his head that night.
Jelly was there too, but that's a secret between you and me alright ;P
So, after the celebrations had begun, and Jelly had gotten his eyes on some revealing dresses, the cake was revealed. Everyone immediately flocked to it, except for Aristocat, who lay dead on the ground with a sniper wound to the head, and Princess Claudia, who was standing sadly by herself.
Now was Greg's chance. His only chance. His time to strike. His bullseye. His goal. His dream come true. His moment of truth. His leap of faith. His ant poison. His fullmetal alchemist. His-
He jumped in such a sneaky fashion that for some stupid reason no-one even saw him do it, and landed straight on top of the cake, eating 5 mouthfuls at once.
And then he died.
"Oh no" gasped King Fluff, his cheeks bulging intensely as he did, "Vizier Greg... HE DIED!"
Everyone gasped, shocked.
"Well I'm screwed" said Minkydoo, the evil, evil witch, who was also a dog.
King Fluff had imaginary tears running down his face (he has no eyes, just huge bulges of fat where eyes should go), "Poor Vizier Greg, he knew it was poisonous, he had to stop us before it was too late. And the only way... Was to sacrifice himself..."
He stood defiantly, "I SWEAR I'LL FIND THE CULPRIT, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EAT!"
"Daddy, does this mean my birthday was just a set up for this useless piece of plot?" spoke Princess Claudia in the softest, most cutest voice EVER.
"Of course, Darling" replied King Fluff.
Naturally, Munstine was the prime suspect.
But the rest... Is up to you :D
Rules
*Non god-modding
*PM Profiles to me
*Please keep comedy semi-realistic. I don't want any A-Bombs eating soft serve bandaids okay.
*When you PM me your profile, please include the word 'Kitty' in the PM name.
*Abide by site rules
Characters
Username:
Character name:
Race: (Any)
Gender:
Location: (Enits or Munstine. You can come up with another if you like, or even exist in the real world)
Leigance: (Munstine or Enits... Or something else)
Bio:
Appearance:
Other:
Username: Farrelei
Character name: Jelly
Race: Cat
Gender: Male
Location: Munstine Royal Palace
Leigance: Munstine
Bio: A bit of a playcat, High-Prince Jelly has always been interested in girls. Sadly, whenever he tries to talk to one, someone is either blown up, murdered, eaten or hit by meteors.
He also has a strong kinship with his sister, which causes some worries with Jelly's parents, but no-one listens to them anyway.
Appearance: www.artspots.com/files/user_pic/file/289/icon_chibi_cat.jpg (img tags not working for this image)
Other: He likes mushrooms. And girls.
Username: Cookie~monster
Character name: Mariasoft
Race: Cat
Gender: Female
Location: Munstine Palace
Leigance: Munstine
Bio: She's pretty much the cutest cat ever, and she knows it... But she is sweet and loves her brother more then anything else...
Appearance: Tabby
Other: Her favorite colour is lilac....
Username: Biomanic
Character name: Walnut
Race: Owl
Gender: Male
Location: Unknown
Leigance: He's alienced with neither, He is a private detective, Willing to work, for sweet Biscuits. He's a member of the Marymosie Agency.
Bio: Loves his sweet biscuits, will do anything for them, including murder. He works for the Marymosie Agency, solving crimes for Sweet Biscuits.
Appearance: Standard white owl.
Other: Will not back down from a challenge, as long as sweet Biscuits are involved.
Username: Farrelei.
Character name: Mary Allgood.
Race: Human.
Gender: Female.
Location: Munstine.
Leigance: The Marymosie Agency.
Bio: The head of the Marymosie Agency. She also makes a killer lime tea, and is great at baking cupcakes. She used to be a ninja, but decided she liked ordering people around to murder people herself.
Appearance:
Username: Farrelei.
Character name: Pence Highchop.
Race: Furniture (Window).
Gender: Female.
Location: The office of Mary Allgood, The Marymosie Agency Headquarters in Munstine,
Leigance: She doesn't believe in authority over oneself.
Bio: Like any teenage girl, she once started out bright and full of hope, but has now turned into a pubescent, angry moodling. Poor thing.
Appearance:
Other: She won't take no crap from nobody.
Storyline Updates
None yet.