The Key to Saving Shwoozar but Not The Strippers.

[ginger]

Ah, so at last you have found my secret lair -winks sexually-

Okay just kidding, you're all ugly fags lol, so the point is that here is the way to save Shwoozar.
The key is hidden in the pool of acid and acid crocodiles to your left, and will un ban Shwoozar and stuff.
BUT, the key is also the only way to stop the incinerator that those sexy strippers are being carried over to that deadly device of nondescription!
Oh and if you use the key on either Shwoozar or the strippers the key disintegrates.

So, what will you do?
The only way to complete the event and really save Shwoozar is to save him without letting the strippers die first! BUT if you save the strippers, the key disintegrates!!!!11

This must be completed roleplay-style.
Winner also gets 3 FP.

[Milk]

Milk sat down and started eating lunch.

[Farrelei]

Farrelei screamed something along the lines of "EW BOOBIES" and ran into the incinerator and died.

[Milk]

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[Milk]

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Farrelei]

This is a roleplay-like event. You still have to follow the rules, or else Shwoozar will never be saved

[Milk]

Milk started to tap-dance.

[Farrelei]

Farrelei awoke in Hell.
He cried.

[Biomanic]

Biomanic hired a key maker to make a copy of the Key to save Shwoozar, but completely forgot about the acid. The Keymaker died. The Keymaker was 25, had a wife and two kids... His wife doesn't have a job, and has a crippling back injury from a Tennis accident. The kids are 3 and 1 and are too young to be forced into work to help support their mother who now has severe depression. The wifes mother has also just been told she has cancer, and has just three weeks roughly left to live.

Biomanic laughed, then felt bad.

[Farrelei]

Suddenly, a man of respectable keymaking profession appear in a puff of smoke next to him, in Hell.
He cried.

Farrelei had an idea. If he and this man were to escape the inescapable domain of suffering they now felt bad in, they could save Shwoozar (but not the strippers)!
As Farrelei planned everything, he forgot one important note:
The strippers were stripping.

[Milk]

Them man the died in hell, and there was no way to save him, or make another key, then the first key died.

[Farrelei]

o no cried the fiayr of 1000 heartstrings, the key is gone! but do not lose hop! there []is[/i] 1 more way! if u post this message 2 20 other threads u will be safe. but if u dont post this msg to at least 20 othr threads i will come 2 ur house 2nite, and kill you. ui have been warned. now that u have started listn to this msg, DO NIT STOP!

20 threads: u wil be get the jey 2 save SHWOZAR but not the strpper. ifn h wanted 2 save the stripper instead thsn not shwoozar.
112 thread:['/b] u r getting closer but still not euff the love u loife will break up with u t2morrowif ui haven;t broken up uet u will never get the love of ur life untiulu post this 2 20 threads in 23 hrs.
les hen 10n thewads:[/b] i will come 2 ur house 2nite and irst i will kill ur family and then i will kjill un unless you post this 2 2 theads in 24 hrs!@!!

saly got this msg she didnt pass it on because she hares schain mail.
that nigtht sally hereed a niise in the loungerom and when she went our her mother had stabbed her dad and herself and her baby rheoth was screaming and there was lood on the walls. she heard t avoice from her brother and it was saying 'slly why didnt you listen to tme i have the fairy of 1000 heartstrings and o wanred you sally. i wanred you.

haha sally. haha.

luke christen he didnt send this msg to 20 thresds only tkl 13 because he didbt go on the site mucjh and he hd to get off the computer.
that night he woke up with his sheets soakgin. it wass saokming in blood. his girlfiends blood. billy commited suicide th next day. no1 nos why ihe did it.

you have 24 hours to post this msg to 20 other threads.,
ir else.

[ginger]

This is nio longer needed as a thread because Shwoozarb was unbanned but it is still a great ghistorcal document and rtiwill therefore be celebrated in the name of Ginger.

[Milk]

FUCK YOU GINGER

[Shwoozar]

teh fuhrer. *respect*