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Post by Farrelei on Jan 17, 2008 12:54:20 GMT 10
((Choose whether to take Girzelda to hospital or not, duh, lol))
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Post by Frost on Jan 17, 2008 13:03:20 GMT 10
sid picked grizelda up and put her into his porche and drove her to hospital, but sent one of his guards in instead, sid rested his head on his chair, "why would someone want her dead?" sid asked himself, he would have to go see an old friend to figure that out, he would get an answer from grizelda soon, they would keep in touch.
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Post by Farrelei on Jan 17, 2008 13:19:25 GMT 10
Grizelda was laid on a bed.
"Umm... Madam, this operation will cost $7500000000, no-one in the world has that amount of money!" said the nurse.
"I'm sure that if you run an age-scan you'll let me have this operation..." Grizelda said.
"I'm sorry, madam, we don't run Senior Cards for THESE type of Operations..."
"I PERSONALLY KNOW THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!" Grizelda insisted
"orly"
"Quite rly"
"Get her a stupid phone!"
Grizelda smirked. Yes... She personally knew the Queen, all right... She'd nearly assaisanted her before, too.......
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Post by Frost on Jan 17, 2008 13:23:55 GMT 10
((ROFL!!!!))
sid sat in his lounge, he was holding a house party, with the greenies, "is this alcohol wine brewed?" one asked, "are these lights effecting the pollution?" said another sid knew his plan for these people, he set land mines all around the building for when they leave, the clock struck 12 and they all headed out, sid fell asleep listening to the agony of 40 greenies stepping on land mines and there remains hitting nearby cars...
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Post by Farrelei on Jan 17, 2008 13:47:56 GMT 10
After about an hour of security checks, Grizelda was allowed on the phone to the Queen of England.
"Good day, madame, this is the Royal Queen of England" said a high-pitched voice.
"Remember me?" said Grizelda
The Queen began to sweat, Gri---Grizelda, is that you?"
"Yes, darling, it's me" said Grizelda warmly
The Queen began to whisper"I'll do anything-ANYTHING, what is it that you want!?!?!?"
"Tell this nice Hospital that I'm ringing from to give me my $7000000000 operation for free"
"Of course, madame, anything for you!"[/script]
"I knew you'd comply" said Grizelda with a smile, "goodbye now, here's the Chif of Staff here at the Hospital....."
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Post by Frost on Jan 17, 2008 13:52:29 GMT 10
sid was asleep, dreaming of hot women swimming in a fountain of walnuts...
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Post by Farrelei on Jan 17, 2008 16:07:10 GMT 10
((Lolz. Then suddenly Grizelda entered his dream and it became... A NIGHTMARE!!!!!))
"Okay... M-Madam, We'll r-run the age scan right away!!!!" said the nurse, excited about her relationship with the Queen.
They hooked her up to the machine and began to start it.
The nurse hesitated... She knew the answer, but she had to ask, anyway...
"Madam, are you a senior?"
"Oh, I'm senior, all right, dear"
"Okay, madam, we need to check to tell the machine"
"That's all right, dearie"
The machine began to wirr and suddenly...
AGE: 1027
"Huh!? There's a problem with the machine!!!!"
"No, nurse, everything's running normally!"
"WTF!?"
Suddenly, everyone fainted.
Oh well thought Grizelda, at least I can raid their pockets...
And soon Grizelda was a lot richer...
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Post by Frost on Jan 17, 2008 16:19:21 GMT 10
grizelda came into the dream, wearing a bikini and g-string. jumping up and down with her breasts bopping, "AAAAAH!" yelled sid when he woke up, he thought about killing himself, but then he remembered his fathers words, "sid, you were an accident" no not those words sid thought, "sid, people who commit suicide are selfish basturds who have no life whatsoever" then he shot himself because the cops were after him.
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Post by Farrelei on Jan 17, 2008 16:33:36 GMT 10
((LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOlol))
Grizelda exitted the hospital with Sid's croney and was heading back to his secret base.
"So, sonny... Why do you work for this guy?"
"He pays me"
"How much?"
"A dollar every time I do something he says"
Grizelda smirked.
"Here's $500. Use it to buy something nice..."
"WTF!?"
he had a heart attack.
Now grizelda was at the secret base alone.
Excellent.
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Post by Frost on Jan 17, 2008 16:39:59 GMT 10
sid met up with grizelda, "was the operation a success?" he asked
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Post by Farrelei on Jan 17, 2008 17:20:12 GMT 10
"What operation?" asked Grizelda, her pockets bulging.
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Post by Frost on Jan 17, 2008 17:44:15 GMT 10
"to help you remember where- where did you get all that money?" sid asked, he he scratched his nose, giving his guards the signal((grizelda didn't see or suspect anything))
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Post by Farrelei on Jan 18, 2008 10:03:52 GMT 10
"Remember what? Where am I? Oh yeah! Now I remember! You're that guy! Yeah, no I didn't take the operation because...... Wait, what operation, again?
M-Money? Oh this stuff... Yeah.... Yeah I think I remember it coming from someone's pockets"
She was clueless.
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Post by Frost on Jan 21, 2008 14:41:19 GMT 10
"ok, anyways, I'll let you go, just be careful, people are out to get you and you may be killed" sid said.
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Post by Farrelei on Jan 21, 2008 18:39:28 GMT 10
"Hey, umm, can I 'hang' at your place? You blew up my house, remember?" she asked, remembering her small oven remaining....
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