Phantom of the Rooftops (Comedy)

[Frost]

sir stick and anita were looking deep into eachothers eyes, and kissed, "ah! blister! blister! on my lip! on my lip!" anita yelled, "sorry for that, at least your not fat" sir stick told her,
anita's eyes went red and fiery and she slapped him, making sir sticks head roll continually he stopped it with his hands, "so let me get this straight...." anita started, "I've been living with a cursed dressmakers dummy for 1 month and he saved me from a phantom geek and a singing cane and then you took me to a secret room in a sewer and we just kissed, am I dreaming?" anita asked.
"NO" sir stick said, " I will tell you my tragic story through a poem":
"Walk away and leave me be.
Let the world ruin me.
Destiny, you may believe, does not rule our lives, but there my friend you are wrong you see,
I was destined to live in misery,
never to feel true happiness or the joy of light.
Imagine, if you will, the first light bright
rising high into the sky and illuminating me.
That is how it should be.
My destiny on the other hand is like the evil in a tale
when the cold king rules the world and the light is cast down from the heavens of hail.
That is my curse that the witch laid on me.
For your own safety, you'll leave me be."

[Farrelei]

The Phantom began tom weep at his demise in the sewer.
"DEAR Cane"
"PHANtom"
"LISten"
"I'M here..."
The Phantom began:
"This night I found a beautiful girl
A girl I'd actually spend the world
I'd spend my life waiting for her"
"For her?"
"For her. I'd spend my life waiting for her.
Together we'd roam these rooftops and sing
We'd travel the world, all places frightening
For her"
"For her?"
"For her. My word."

And with that, they set off back to the surface, those singing two, leaving behind their sewer-thing.

[Frost]

anita let a tear go down her eye, "how sad" anita told him, "who was that phantom?" anita asked, "he eats people, and loves singing, he was always evil, even as a child, stealing the TV remote, killed his puppies, evil stuff" sir stick told her.

[Farrelei]

The Phantom skipped along the rooftops, thinking.

Suddenly, he fell through an unsturdy roof and into a nursery.
"Perter!?" gasped a young girl.
"Uhh... Yes!
I've come...
To TAKE you BACk to...
The Sewers!" sung the Phantom.
"The... Sewers..? Is that what they call Neverland, now...? Where you never grow up?" asked the young girl, slightly scared.
"Uhh... Never grow up?
Yes, of course! I've come to take you back to Neverland!"
"Splendid! Gather round, children!"
And with that, they set of to Neverland...
Well... Not really...
They wouldn't be growing up, anyway...