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Post by Macca on Aug 31, 2008 17:45:31 GMT 10
Lol, Macca spelt spelling wrong XP That was the damn joke Farrelei. |
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Post by Macca on Aug 31, 2008 18:15:55 GMT 10
GOOD SUGGESTIONS EVERYONE!!! I am liking how this is going how about these...
1. Chain a guy to a chair and put the chair in front of a whole-season screening of Neighbours.
2. Take the guy to a nearby cliff and get him to stand near the edge so you can take a picture, then explain that the zoom is broken and you have to get closer to him, closer, closer, closer and then BAM!!!! Kick him in the balls and he'll fall of the cliff, don't kick him so hard there will be obvious damage, that way in the biopsy it will be hard to see whats happened. (With this idea you might want to yell out "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" just before you kick him... Awesome.)
3. Kidnapp the guy, give him some chloroform to make him go to sleep then put him in a room with no windows and only one door, then leave a suicide pill and a note next to it saying that in 1 hour there will be a horrible smoke that comes out that is used to painfuly and slowly kill people and it will take them 10 pain-filled ours to die once the smoke is released, although there is a suicide pill that will kill in 4 seconds. If the guy still hasn't taken the pill when the hour is up, use a smoke-machine under the door, this will make the guy freak and take the pill. If he calls the bluf and doesn't take the pill at all just go in and shoot the guy.
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Post by Farrelei on Aug 31, 2008 19:10:21 GMT 10
It wasn't a funny joke then. It just made you look stupider.  |
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Post by |εїз|Alice|&# on Sept 2, 2008 17:05:32 GMT 10
hay i kno a really girly way to kill someone where shoes with really big heels (Stilettos) kick them where it hurts so there in pain then hit them over the head with somthing heavy then tie them up in a sack then chuck them into a river with waights in the bag
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Post by Smallfry on Sept 2, 2008 17:40:36 GMT 10
put someone in a locked room with Farrelei, while Farrelei's talking about final fantasy
jk
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Post by Farrelei on Sept 2, 2008 19:55:34 GMT 10
That gives me an idea  Death by Farrelei: Put Macca (or anyone that hates FF, really) in a room with just an old, black and white TV (the ones with screens the size of book length). However, the TV's buttons will be removed, meaning he cannot turn it off or modify settings on the TV. He COULD smash the TV to bits, however he'd die of eletrocution. Connected to the TV (and protected by a tough wall) will be the PS2, and the Final Fantasy game inside. Sure, he could rip the control to shreds and eletrocute himself to death, but that's still entertaining to watch. The only other things in the room are: *A sack and, *A single suicide pill. Water drips from the ceiling about once every 2 minutes, this way he/she can survive off drops of water. Twice every day, someone will open a tiny hole in the wall and give the victim a bowl of rice to eat. It's a choice between black-and-white tiny FF forever, or death. |
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Post by Smallfry on Sept 4, 2008 15:35:50 GMT 10
make it drop every second and it will be chinese water torture exept since its a tiny room it will eco
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Post by Farrelei on Sept 5, 2008 9:32:04 GMT 10
Okay |
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Post by Smallfry on Sept 7, 2008 18:39:47 GMT 10
we have made an awsome torture machine mwahahahaha
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Post by Farrelei on Sept 7, 2008 18:45:42 GMT 10
Mwaaaaa?
Who are you kissing?
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Post by Smallfry on Sept 7, 2008 18:46:59 GMT 10
who me?
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Post by Smallfry on Sept 7, 2008 18:48:19 GMT 10
Oh you know that evil laugh mwaaa ha haa
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Post by Frost on Sept 7, 2008 18:48:48 GMT 10
Well, when used in Smallfries context he's supposed to be kissing you Dx.
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Post by Farrelei on Sept 7, 2008 18:49:18 GMT 10
Mwaa is a kiss  Mwahahahahahahahaha is a laugh o.O;; It's like "Haaa" *stares at old Potato*. |
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Post by Smallfry on Sept 7, 2008 19:01:20 GMT 10
thats wat i ment *modifies*
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