Post by Farrelei on Mar 26, 2008 15:56:03 GMT 10
>1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
>2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your
kleenex to other
passengers.
>3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering:"Shut up,
dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
>4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"
incessantly.
>5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
>6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency
of the
elevator.
>7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
ask:"Got
enough air in there?"
>9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear
yours
upside-down.
>10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without
getting off.
>11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
>12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol
coming!"
>13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask
them to call you Admiral.
>14. One word: Flatulence!
>15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it
stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink"
at the
bottom.
>16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
>17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce:
"I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:>
"Oh, not now,
damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
>20. Meow occasionally.
>21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your
nose.
>22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say
"oops!"
>23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
>24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing
buttons.
>25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
>26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
>27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce
"You're one of
THEM!"and move to the far corner of the elevator.
>28.Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
>29. Leave a box between the doors.
>30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button
for them.
>31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers
"through"it.
>32. Start a sing-along.
>33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that
your
beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
>35. Shadow box.
>36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
>37. Lean against the button panel.
>38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
>39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
>40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce
to the other
passengers that this is your "personal space."
>41. Bring a chair along.
>42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna
see wha in
muh mouf?"
>43. Blow spit bubbles.
>44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
>45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable
host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
>47. Mmake explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
>48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other
passengers.
>49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
>50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad
touch!"
>2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your
kleenex to other
passengers.
>3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering:"Shut up,
dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
>4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"
incessantly.
>5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
>6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency
of the
elevator.
>7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
ask:"Got
enough air in there?"
>9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear
yours
upside-down.
>10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without
getting off.
>11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
>12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol
coming!"
>13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask
them to call you Admiral.
>14. One word: Flatulence!
>15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it
stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink"
at the
bottom.
>16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
>17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce:
"I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:>
"Oh, not now,
damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
>20. Meow occasionally.
>21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your
nose.
>22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say
"oops!"
>23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
>24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing
buttons.
>25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
>26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
>27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce
"You're one of
THEM!"and move to the far corner of the elevator.
>28.Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
>29. Leave a box between the doors.
>30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button
for them.
>31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers
"through"it.
>32. Start a sing-along.
>33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that
your
beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
>35. Shadow box.
>36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
>37. Lean against the button panel.
>38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
>39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
>40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce
to the other
passengers that this is your "personal space."
>41. Bring a chair along.
>42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna
see wha in
muh mouf?"
>43. Blow spit bubbles.
>44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
>45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable
host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
>47. Mmake explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
>48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other
passengers.
>49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
>50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad
touch!"
So here is something funny from that website that it ORIGINALY came from.....
