The 'Official' Darwin Awards Thread!

[Biomanic]

For those of you who know not what the Darwin Awards are, Here's the Definition:

The Darwin awards commemorate those who ensure the long-term survival of the human species by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion. These stories are true, all of them. These people did die! Or, occasionally, the person was nutted. The Darwin awards poke fun at not the deaths themselves, but the idiotic decisions which the deaths are a result of.

I'll give an example:

There was a man, he hated how fat he was. He REALLY hated it, so much to the point, he demanded liposuction. So, he researched it, and discovered he didn't have enough to pay for it. So, he got his friend to help him out. Not with saving up or helping with money, but by getting his Vacuum cleaner and shoving it up his arse, and turning it on. The man died, and his friend had to apologize to the mans family. He said:

"I'm not, therefore I can't. I am not a liposuctionist, therefore, I cannot perform liposuction."

This is a prime example of moronic behavior, resulting in death. This, is a Darwin Award.

[Biomanic]

*Deletes spam* Don't be spamming in here mate.

[hiccup68]

omfg eww. but seriously who would do that? and this is weird.

[Biomanic]

Hehe, It is kinda. But, they're funny most of the time. Some are sad, as the person obviously wasn't paying attention or something, but ones like that where the person obviously is an idiot, it's amusing.

[hiccup68]

its really sad. its just attention seeking stupidity.

[Biomanic]

No it isn't.... Raving Fan-Girls is attention seeking stupidity, This on the other hand (The left one) Isn't.

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We have a book on the Darwin awareds