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Post by Frost on Feb 6, 2011 16:42:55 GMT 10
In a continent far, far away... in a laboratory... Professor Scrote developed the most amazing technology ever ever. It was called a Spaceship. But after testing the wonderful device over 1000 years ago it ended up crashing into some weird mountains and killed 4858udu million people. But he made an excuse and said a demon did it. (Yes, the real reason the Ancients became extinct was because of Professor Scrote's prototype Spaceship)
Anyway, 986 years passed and Professor Scrote's Immortal Pet Rhinoceros called Fritzy created a new spaceship that could not go into space unfortunately but yeah, and called it an airship.
Empress Shelly found out and so she assassinated him and then he died and then she claimed the airship as her own, advancing it's technology and making it look more red. She called it the Titan. (She was also heaps devo that Sei and Eleanore had their own cool stuff but she didn't)
Shelly was really excited so she invited all of her friends to join her on an amazing expedition from Gardaine all the way to Hangyakunin, but she only had like 4 friends so she also invited everyone she had ever slept with.
The entire cast of sfts were invited to join Shelly and her merry crew in dining in a really big airship. Montecore will be there.
Just pee in the cup.
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Post by Milk on Feb 7, 2011 14:36:54 GMT 10
What the fuck dude.
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Post by Farrelei on Feb 7, 2011 17:27:30 GMT 10
Rosa stepped outside. She was naked, except for the pair of old brown sandals on her feet. The paper was expensive, but she had blackmail on the delivery boy, so they got it every morning without fail for free, and in return, she left a small bottle of rum on the balcony for his adventures (though it was probably just drunk by the local stray cats in the night).
She held it up to her face.
"EMPRESS ANNOUNCES MAIDEN VOYAGE OF HMRAS TITAN." Rosa swore. "Rhys!?" "WHAT!?" "Get me Siberius."
"Who the fuck is Siberius?" It had begun.
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Post by Frost on Feb 7, 2011 18:03:42 GMT 10
"These new trains are great :> " Said Hope, sitting in between her Father and Mother. Siberius looked over at Nero, who was busy making out with his pet tarantula. "I still find the invitation slightly suspicious," Siberius told them, opening up and reading the invite.
to Sibb && famms, youuur inviteed to a awsum trip froom gardaine to hangyakuuninn <3 <3 briing likee, cloothes and some protectiion. Oh and Diabora is still dead.
Savannah slapped her husband and then spat on him.
Emilia opened her wardrobe and withdrew the largest and most exaggerated hat she could find. A door. After balancing the door evenly on top of her head, she called for the very feminine maidservant to take her luggage down to the Palace Grounds where in just a few hours the Titan will lift off. "What's your name, maid?" Emilia asked. "My name is Paul." "...Oh."
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Post by Farrelei on Feb 15, 2012 16:37:58 GMT 10
The door of the bar burst open and Rosa slapped a sexual predator with a beer glass as he approached, then threw it at a lesbian further ahead before leaping and kicking a Ranran in the chest. She signalled to Rhys, who ran fought his way up to her and then pulled a single ball from his undergarments and threw it at the crowd to distract them. "ew." said the lesbian. As they ran, the explosion from Rhys' grenade shook the ground and Rosa started to cry. Little did they know they were being wa
tched.
Trillions of people were gathered to watch the Titan's maiden voyage. In Shelly's carriage was also Asmoday, Fern and Fern's Husband, who in this roleplay isn't important enough to be given a proper name. Shelly waved at the attractive men. One of them displayed his abs and she shrieked with delight and touched her lips with satisfaction. "Look at that, Fern. That is the best ship in the world ever. Not even Sei or Eleanore's ships were as good as this one, and this time the Empress' airship isn't going to crash horribly, killing countless lives in the process! :>" "ok," Fern agreed, lifting her skirt, "Oh! Did you remember to bring the fertility wine, Fern's Husband?" Fern's Husband smiled gently back at her, placing his hands on her chest, "Yes." "TMI guys," Shelly said grossly as the carriage came to a halt before the magnificent airship.
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