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Post by Milk on Apr 1, 2009 19:16:30 GMT 10
The captain Dillon saw more of his Dillonz fall to this invisible snipers.
"THAT'S IT!" He shouted. "Send 203 Jeeps with 4 men on each to find these snipers, see how many there are!"
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Post by Biomanic on Apr 1, 2009 19:31:16 GMT 10
Spencer saw the main gate of the Fortress open. He was over 100 Metres away, He wasn't too worried. But, he was when he saw the hundreds of Jeeps driving out.
"Shits!"
He didn't want to give away his position, but, he didn't want to stay still. He placed his rifle on his back, and Rolled through the high grass. He heard one of the jeeps speeding by behind him, but luckily he wasn't spotted. He pulled out his 12mm pistol and placed a suppressor on the front. He lifted his head slowly above the grass and peeked around. In front of him, around 20 metres away was one of the jeeps. There was two Dillonz inside, and another two wandering to the side of the slow moving jeep. He looked around, there wasn't another jeep around for about, 500 metres. He needed a ride, and knew there wasn't any better opportunity. He laid in the grass, moving ever closer. He raised his silenced pistol, and looked towards one of the Dillonz. Just as he did, the Jeep stopped, and the other two Dillonz got out. He was sure they hadn't seen him. But, he got nervous when they started walking towards him. He aimed his pistol and fired, dropping one of the Dillonz. The other three reacted like lightning. Spinning around trying to find the shooter. Spencer shot again, killing another. This time, the two Dillonz found Spencer, aiming their guns at him. Spencer rolled quickly to the side, releasing the current magazine from his handgun, and replacing it with another. The Dillonz started firing, calling the attention of every other Dillonz in ear shot.
"Fuck!"
Spencer looked up and shot randomly, hoping to hit something. He clipped one of the Dillonz shoulder, knocking him to the ground, but at the same time, got shot in the back of the leg by the other. Spencer didn't waste any time in taking the other out, he raised his gun and fired. Killing the last Dillonz.
He knew he didn't have long before more Dillonz turned up. He span around and tended to his wound.
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Post by Farrelei on Apr 1, 2009 19:43:47 GMT 10
"Fuck" Mesulder cursed as the alarm began to ring, and he was still in his manclothes.
"I mean, oopsiedaisey!"
He always believed that one had to truly become the person they were pretending to be, otherwise it wasn't as fun.
He quickly slipped on the last necessary white ladyglove before opening the door and being saluted by two elite Dillon bodyguardz.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HECK ARE YA TWO STILL DOIN' HERE!? THA BLOODY ALARM'S BIN GOIN' OFF FOR AGES AND YA JUST STAY HERE WAITIN'!"
"Our job is to protect you, Mrs Enzelduff, under any circumstance" the Dillonz said in unison.
Mesulder shook his head like his grandma used to, muttering "Stupid druggos" and walking away, his high heels clacking as he did.
"Which way is Dylan?" Mesulder asked casually to one of the Dillonz, who shrugged.
"Paddycakes! Now I'll have to go search fer 'im meself!"
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Post by Biomanic on Apr 1, 2009 19:54:07 GMT 10
Spencer removed the bullet from his leg, and rapped the wound in bandage. He could hear Jeeps driving around like mad. He lifted his head above the grass, none of them really had any idea. He limped to the jeep and got in.
BANG!
"Shits! I forgot about the bastard snipers." He started the jeep quickly, and put the pedal to the metal and floored it down the grassy hill. He hoped the other jeeps wouldn't notice it wasn't a Dillonz driving, but, unfortunately, they did. They opened fire on him, making him swerve to avoid gunfire. Bullets reflected off the metal frame of the jeep and splattered into the ground. He made it pretty well through the barrage of bullets, until that one came flying through the air, clipping his back tire. He swerved everywhere. Until the jeep overturned and rolled down the hill.
"Fuck! Shit! Shit! Crap!" He cursed as he bounced around in the car rolling downhill. As the car stopped, he crawled out an laid on the ground. Jeeps pulled up and Dillonz ran up to him. They looked down at him, and all said in unison:
"You're going to the big Dylan."
"Shit."
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Post by Milk on Apr 2, 2009 16:58:17 GMT 10
"So!" Said Dylan as fat rolled up and down his chin. "You think you can come in and kill and rape my staff do you? Well I've got news for you shit-fag. You're going to die! But first a few questions. How did you find us here? Who are you working for? What did you come here for? And do I look fucking sexy in this tuxedo?" He said to Spencer.
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Post by Biomanic on Apr 2, 2009 19:59:52 GMT 10
Spencer looked over to him, his odor made his nose bleed.
"Finding you here was easy. Firstly, it's a giant fort, in the middle of a valley, surrounded by snipers and guards. And, also our ordnance detector, detected a bomb. Not just any type of Bomb, But a super special awesome bomb!"
Spencer dropped to the floor and clutched his leg where the bullet wound was. He looked over to Dylan, and back to his wound. He thought to himself, "I don't know how I am getting out of this one."
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Post by Silverlining on Apr 2, 2009 20:06:45 GMT 10
Team: Against Dylan (how ironic) Reason for being at the fort: Has sealed orders (something to do with the bomb, to be revealed later...). Also there for reasons of splattering stuff over walls and making big explosions. Bio/background info: Name: Shane Fencer Washington, a.k.a Agent Washinton. Mercenary, ex ICG (if anyone knows what the ICG is, I shall exalt them many times over =P). In comand of a small elite USMC unit. Appearance:  Other: He's gonna hit your teeth so hard your arse will bleed! |
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Post by Shwoozar on Apr 3, 2009 15:11:50 GMT 10
Username: shwoozar Name: Dr mrabishiggivranufragmalsofumargaminupopn (dr mrab for short{Mrab informally} Age: 28 1/2 Gender:male Team: nutral Reason for being at the fort: accidental Bio/background info: has being studying the space-time continum for all his lif and conducting experiments Appearance:  Other:has communication issues |
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Post by Milk on Apr 3, 2009 17:00:14 GMT 10
((YOU POSTED 8 TIMES IN A ROW!!!!!!!!! AND YOU CONTROLLED MY CHARACTERS!!! *DELETES*))
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Post by Milk on Apr 3, 2009 18:00:06 GMT 10
"TAKE HIM TO THE DILL-DOME DUNGEONS!!" Demanded Dylan. "You wont be able to rape your way out of this one!"
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Post by Biomanic on Apr 3, 2009 19:02:19 GMT 10
Spencer looked at Dylan kinda confused, "Wait, when did Raping come into this?"
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Post by Farrelei on Apr 3, 2009 19:05:47 GMT 10
((LOL 8 TIMES))
"Oh won't he?" came Mesulder's best impression of Mrs Enzelduff's sexy voice, before walking seductively over to Spencer and shaking his wrinky, wrinkly finger as if to say, 'oh you naughty boy, you' before turning to Dylan.
"I was awoken suddenly today, Dillypoo... Did something bad happen involving this handsome, handsome man?"
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Post by Silverlining on Apr 3, 2009 19:15:38 GMT 10
Meanwhile, Agent Washington flew over in his Hercules troop carrier plane. His men started parachuting down towards the fortress...
A gunshot is heard... One of the men turns to the sarge in command of his squad and says "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!",
the sarge replies "They have snipers! they're firing at us!" "How can they see us?" one said, as a troop got shot out of the sky... "It's probably because of these bloody stupid neon suits that we're wearing!" "Awww fu-" (head gets blown apart)
And so, the rest of the men die in similar fashions all over the sky...
Meanwhile, the Hercules land some way of, and a tank rolls out, and promptly breaks down... Washington climbs out, turns and says, "Does this mean I've gotta walk the whole bloody mile?"
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Post by Milk on Apr 3, 2009 20:31:40 GMT 10
"Now take him away!" Dylan ordered and turned to Mrs Enzelduff. "Don't call me Dillypoo! And send in my strippers, the 'Dill-Does'!"
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Post by Silverlining on Apr 3, 2009 20:49:29 GMT 10
Shane rolled away from the tank, expecting it to be hit by a missile. As it turned out, no-one could really be bothered, so Shane started to crawl through the grass, and switched his suit form "neon" mode to "camo" mode. He hoped his para-troopers had remembered to do this after the wild party on the plane...
Suddenly, one of the jeeps on patrol happened to be going past, so Shane un-shouldered his ULB-Barret snipper rifle, and put on a stealth attachment that incorporated a silencer and a flash hood, and shot the driver. While the rest of the men where confused, he took out his M-16E assault rifle, and decided not to bother trying to find a silencer that would fit it, put it away and reached for his desert eagle. he crept through the long grass, raised his gun, and quickly fired 4 shots randomly in the direction of the jeep. He hit one Dillon, 3 more to go.... He decided he blew the stealthy thing, since the Desert Eagle was so loud, and reached for his assault rifle, and unloaded a full magazine into the back of the jeep, then climbed in and through the bullet riddled corpses out the back, climbed in the front, turned on the ignition, and drove of towards the fortress, as he keyed his com-unit for some back-up...
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