Shwoozar
Commissar for Nothing 
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Post by Shwoozar on Apr 13, 2009 9:05:47 GMT 10
(( I am going camping for 2 weeks so I would like it if I was captured, and thrown in prison, and left there for a while or something, thanks.))
Mrab was hurring down the hallway, he had heard people walking behind him a short while ago, when he crashed strait into a group of dillonz,who immediately bashed him on the head, and he blacked out.
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Post by Milk on Apr 13, 2009 11:29:23 GMT 10
"I never raped anyone! I just like telling people that so they think they were. Also you disgust me in so many ways." Dylan said.
((If you don't like it leave the RP))
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Post by Silverlining on Apr 13, 2009 11:49:06 GMT 10
Shane ran down the hallway, being chased by 50 Dillonz, and was wondering what to do.... He was out of ammo, he had managed to snap his knife, his suit was running low on power, and he had a smashed up leg that was only being moved by the suit's advanced skeletal structure. He quickly realized that if he got caught, he was utterly screwed... Thinking about what he knew of Dylan, it was probably going to be screwed literally as well..... He turned the corner and saw 8 elite Dillonz coming at him... "Well this is just gets better and better...." He sprang at the first one, spinning in an aerial round-house kick, and heard a kind of *vroooooooooooooo* noise, as his suit ran out of power... "Aww you have got to be #$#@#%%@# well ##$%#$^$#$^$@@&**(^$@@$#$^&&$#!@$@$%^^$^&#^E#@#$#<(^.^<)(>^.^)>%^%$^$^$^#%$##$%^$%#^#$%^#$%$%#$%^&%*%&^ kidding me..." The elite Dillonz all smashed through the visor of the helmet and into Shane's face, miraculously not disfiguring him, knocking him out cold. One of the elite Dillonz turned and said "Why was he censored just then?"
Another said, "It must have been the suit, I bet it must really piss him off..."
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Post by Farrelei on Apr 13, 2009 19:03:09 GMT 10
((It's not a matter of me not liking, it's a matter of deletion if not moved.))
Mesulder put on a shocked face, "So you've never raped anyone? I thought you liked it when I acted all disgusting-like"
Mesulder was getting no-where with this stupid disguise. He'd have gotten MORE progress if he'd just came up to Dylan and admited he was a transexual assasin in the first place!
It was probably a set-up, and this doll-like creature most probably wasn't Dylan anyway, but he had to be sure.
"THAT'S IT!" screamed Mesulder all old-lady-like, "WE'RE GOING TO THE BEDROOM!"
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Post by Silverlining on Apr 13, 2009 21:26:31 GMT 10
((0.0 lol wut? I laughed pretty hard at that...))
Shane was dragged down many hallways, bleeding profusely, not knowing where he was going, until he saw a large doorway, through which he could see an extremely obese man (Dylan, for those who are not blessed with any brains at all) and an old lady who did not seem quite right, screaming "THAT'S IT! WE'RE GOING TO THE BEDROOM!" Shane blinked a few times, wondering what was going on, as he was dragged into the room in-front of the obese man, trailing blood all over the floor...
-thinks-"Oh what's going on now? It looks like ****inacastlewherenoonecanhearyou*****withabucketand******************** **** **** ** ******wheredanielradcliffeandyoda********** ***** **** **** with a******** and a*******holy****onastickwith****onasandwhichwith**** ****** **** **** ******ontop! And why am I censoring myself? It's just ******* ridiculous! There i go again!!!!!!!!!"-un-thinks-
"Umm... Am I interrupting anything?"
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Post by Farrelei on Apr 13, 2009 21:50:29 GMT 10
"YES!" Mesulder screamed, kicking Shane in the face before rushing to the back of Dylan's wheelchair and storming it off in the direction to what he hoped was the bedroom, or some kind of massive wardrobe filled with hundreds of copies of the same costume, similar to what Mr Cooney owns.
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Post by Silverlining on Apr 14, 2009 15:42:30 GMT 10
((lol))
Shane wondered about what was going on, as he was dragged of to a holding cell, seeing as how Dylan seemed to be to busy to question Shane at the current time... Still trailing blood, he saw a figure that looked like James Bond, but he couldn't tell because it seemed to be dying and covered in leeches... Shane was thrown hard into a cell, and yet again blacked out...
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Post by Milk on Apr 14, 2009 19:49:14 GMT 10
James Bond had now died and Dylan had gotten board. Not realising what Mesulder was doing, pulled out his GameBoy Colour and started playing Pokemon Red.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!" He screamed at his GameBoy that he liked to call 'Mr. Quack.' "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? MY CHARMANDER IS GOING TO OWN YOUR PIKICHU'S ARSE AND THEN RAPE IT!!! AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH AN ARMY OF POKEMON, AND ENSLAVE ALL HUMANS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAH ha.... ha... Where the fuck is that kid with my latte?"
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Post by Farrelei on Apr 15, 2009 8:45:35 GMT 10
Mesulder opened the huge doors to the bedroom or huge Cooneycloset, but found instead that it was Dylan's own private McDonald's restraunt.
Mesulder cursed, but wheeled him inside anyway.
Dodging the McDilz (McDonald's Dillonz) as they raced to try and get their orders, Mesulder quickly wheeled Dylan through the large security doors leading to the Space McAdventure Playground and locked the kidgate behind him.
Excelent...
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Post by Silverlining on Apr 15, 2009 11:57:42 GMT 10
Shane woke up, and decided that now he was in jail with no hope of escape, he might as well delve deep inside himself, and contemplate the secrets of the universe (or some shit like that), and see if he could attain true power, which didn't make much sense... But he could always hope....
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Post by Farrelei on Apr 15, 2009 17:58:42 GMT 10
At that exact moment, Mrab was thrown into prison with Shane by some Dillonz and was left there for a while.
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Post by Farrelei on Apr 16, 2009 9:46:31 GMT 10
((  *Moves to the Roleplays that Farr thinks are inappropriate for us Private Board* )) |
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Shwoozar
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Hmm...[/color]
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Post by Shwoozar on Apr 24, 2009 14:31:33 GMT 10
((( I Am BACK)))
mrab was woken by the impact on the ground, and saw the man he had been following, and also saw his face, bloody as it was, and thought that it looked familiar, then, he looked at his suit, and saw that it had all these horrible muddy stains all over it. then he heard screaming, something about pokemon....
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Post by Silverlining on Apr 27, 2009 10:59:33 GMT 10
Shane woke up, and saw mrab looking around, and was upset for a moment that his path to enlightenment while in a jai cell was disrupted, but they might as well try and get out of here... Shane started staring at mrab's legs, wondering if he could trans-plant them.................
((This thread is so silent now.....))
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Shwoozar
Commissar for Nothing
Hmm...[/color]
Posts: 1,590
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Post by Shwoozar on Apr 27, 2009 12:33:45 GMT 10
mrab saw the other man staring at his leg hungrily then looked more closely at his face
he knew that look
"Shane stop That right now!", using his best impersionation af his childhood freinds mothers voice....
... it was a wild guess at wh this man was...
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