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Post by Farrelei on Mar 4, 2008 20:01:42 GMT 10
Pickle gasped.
He had dropped his sausage. AGAIN.
Jasper came and ate it.
Silly dog.
Soon his time will come... yes... YES.....
"Indeed" interrupted Potacat (pot-ay-cat).
STORYLINE: Cats vs. Dogs. Not a real war, but in-household wars, that after a couple of pages MIGHT develop into worldwide/inter-planetary/inter-dimensional/inter-galactical/inter-universal/inter-megaversal.
RULES: Screw the rule, I have money.
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Post by Milk on Mar 9, 2008 17:14:02 GMT 10
"Woof woof im a frog" "who the fuck said that???" said Johny Jim."OH GOD THERE ALL DEAD!!" The Bloodhound Gang came and.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsBvCbw9U-oThing are funny sped up!!!! |
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Post by Frost on Mar 9, 2008 19:23:18 GMT 10
Paw's and Ben were out on their usual walk, killing possums. Paw's is 10 years younger than ben and Ben is teaching him the ways of the killing possums. "ok, first cut the neck.....no no no! not vertically!" Ben yelled.
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 9, 2008 20:05:49 GMT 10
Pickle clambered down from the lounge, a feat which was rarely accomplished among cats his age.
He stumbled across to the kitchen where he waited for his Owner to finish their phone conversation...
"Yeah. YEAH, TOTALLY! What's that? A SECRET NAZI BASE!? I am SO there! Squee!"
When she was gone, Pickles silently crept up the the fridge and opened it. Inside was a small box filled with Gerkins.
Pickles tugged at it and a secret compartment opened up.
"The League of the Kittens. This thing hasn't been used since I last lost my fish"
Pickles contacted the other cats around the neighbourhood, and planned to meet that night...
"If all goes welll..." Pickles assured.
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Post by Frost on Mar 10, 2008 16:50:29 GMT 10
Ben and Paws were still trying to cut a possums head off when Buzz, the guard dog next door barked at them 'want to come to my house for....DINNER" "OK" said paws and Ben.
buzz led them into a dining room, "take a seat, now then, this is chomper, biter, gnawer, chunky, rabid, frenzy, albino, I-like-eating-cats, chief executive-boodthirsty, and Boris. " buzz told them.
they all looked at the dogs, who were staring and drooling in their direction......'uh. hello" Ben said. the dogs continued to drool, "My name is paws" paws told them. they continued to drool.
"AHA! don't you realise?! the dinner were eating! is you!" buzz yelled. "u-us!" paws said shocked.
"no, you....-nicycle flakes, full of doggy goodness" buzz said, then the waiter brought out the you-nicycle flakes and the dogs happily chewed, especially boris.
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 10, 2008 18:18:09 GMT 10
((LOLOLOLOLOPOOOWPOSOOWOOOOOOOL))
Pickle sneered. Her owner was out to some 'hayal heetlar' meeting of some sort. Just the time for his Naziish plain to vanquish the canine race to come into order.
The cats prowled around the perimeter of his house, their eyes like dark shadows.
They leapt in surprisingly from every angle and spread around the table quickly.
The elites and freelancers waited outside, looking in.
"Excellent" Pickle said, running through them.
There was a lot of new members, but some old... And VERY old faces that Pickle could see there.
"SUP MAH GANGSTERS!" he welcomed, everyone joining in on the welcome.
They went through protocol, and Pickle tried to remember all their names... (Introducing)
Pickles (the leader)
Gerkin (his KN (KN is Farrelei's new name for lover))
Cheezburgur (the kleptomaniac)
SarahCat (actually a boy, but her owner (5 years old) thinks he is a girl)
Rexipus (the oldest cat ever. Has no eyes, yet can see everyone. Many think she/he/it is a ghost)
3-legged-one (the cat ninja)
Lucky (is a dog, but spies for the cats because he is in love with:)
KN (The most wisened, smexiest kitty around)
And more (yet to be revealed)
Excellent... nodded Pickles, relaying their plan.
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Post by Milk on Mar 20, 2008 18:20:22 GMT 10
Pickles died
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 20, 2008 18:22:11 GMT 10
Suddenly, an outrage errupted and Cheezburger jumped on KN, tearing her head off.
AND THEN...
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Post by Frost on Mar 20, 2008 18:26:45 GMT 10
boris barked
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 20, 2008 18:57:43 GMT 10
Suddenly, the lights went out.
"What HAPenned?" screamed SarahCat
"OH NO! IT'S THE TESTIBUGS! THEY'RE BACK! ScrATvh!"
the cats started scratching furously at their backsides.
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Post by Frost on Mar 24, 2008 18:18:14 GMT 10
(( '  ' )) ben and paws awaited something exciting to happen but nothing did, "I'm sorry," buzz told them, "boris has BRB disease, Barking Random Barks", "im sorry". paws and ben exchanged looks, "can we have some you-nicycle flakes too?" ben asked. "you've had quite enough for your age and weight don't you think?!" buzz laughed((it's true his really obese)) Ben put on really cute eyes, they were big and bright, hoping to make the dogs give him some food, but failed. they laughed at him instead, he looked like a hairy hippo with giant eyes, "hippo's like you, belong in the zoo" buzz rhimed and insulted. this caused Ben to become as hot as a chilli, but the girls weren't interested... |
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 25, 2008 18:38:18 GMT 10
Because they were all looking right through the window, where just sitting there...
WAS NARUPUSS! THE ULTIMATE PUSS NINJA!
He jumped through the window and threw dog biscuits everywhere before dognapping Ben. But unfortunately he was too heavy, causing Narupuss to fall face down on the ground. RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOGS@
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Post by Milk on Mar 25, 2008 20:00:24 GMT 10
Then a nuke came and killed them all  |
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Post by Frost on Mar 30, 2008 19:42:59 GMT 10
completely ignoring the last post the dogs all looked at the horrible excuse for a ninja trying to dognap an obese cat, the dogs all looked at narupuss....cat....suddenly everything paused and an old professor dog walked onto the screen, "you see, dogs, are naturally bloodthirsty carnivores, ergo: dogs+blood=delicous dinner, and cats are dogs sworn enemy ergo: dogs+blood-cat=savage rage, cats have warm blood and dogs fist natural intention is to eat cats, ergo: dogs+warm blood from cats=run like hell kitty" then everything returned to normal, the dogs licked there lips, "cats are tastier than you-nicycle flakes anyday!" buzz said...
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 31, 2008 16:49:32 GMT 10
Narupuss was not that dumb. He had previously killed 3 of his cat friends and had torn off their legs, smothering them in tasty, oh so sweet cat blood.
Narupuss flung the oh-so-tasty cat drumsticks to the opposite corner of the room and using all his mighty ninja power, managed to drag ben out the window.
Narupuss turned and was about to jump out the window...
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