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Post by Farrelei on Jul 20, 2008 13:34:26 GMT 10
"Well that was gay" said Mr Ofldof. "Yeah" agreed Gumdrop Baby. Mr Odldof then pressed the shiny red button. THAT NOT EVEN ARNIE HAS PRESSED  Time flew back a couple of minutes. But unbeknown to even Gumdrop Baby, at that time, a Terrorist spaceship dropped a nuclear bomb in the most unpopulated section of Antarctica in that one moment, thus creating a small time rip the size of a mosquito's nose. The ship suddenly appeared above Pickle And Mayo's wedding, killing everyone there. |
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Post by Milk on Jul 20, 2008 14:33:26 GMT 10
((D:))
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Post by arnie on Jul 22, 2008 16:42:53 GMT 10
EGAD!!!
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Post by broken on Jul 26, 2008 18:45:10 GMT 10
((what?))
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Post by Macca on Aug 3, 2008 11:56:23 GMT 10
Pickle, wounded, stumbled up to his to-be wife Mayo, "P-ickle", she said gasping for air, "I-I l-ove...", her eyes became cloudy, a tear was shed down her cheek,
"stay with me Mayo", Pickle said, "its going to be ok, listen to me Mayo..." he drifted off,
"I..... I love...." Mayo gasped, "I love........ y-y", she never finished that sentance. Pickle stared down at his one and only love, and cried, he closed her eyelids. He looked to the skies in a tear-watered rage, "you will pay", Pickle said aloud, "YOU WILL PAY!!".
Before that night, Pickle had been a completly innocent, peaceful, and law abiding person who considered every person, no matter what race or culture, his friend..... But the hatred that the terrorists had, to kill innocent people for no reason at all, they turned Pickle into an invinsible killing machine. "Its time for vengance" Pickle said, and donned his guns.
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Post by Farrelei on Aug 3, 2008 17:13:01 GMT 10
((I.. love... YOUGHURT......))
"MERLIN!" screamed a voice at the Magical Awesome News Geek Academy (MANGA)
"What is it now, Pie?"
"TERRORISTS BOMBED A WEDDING!"
"Where?"
"I dunno o.O"
"Brt" Merlin decided after a long 50 hour struggle with his alter-ego, Assler.
He was going there.
And he would settle this terrorist organisation. And borrow lotsa forks after that.
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Post by Macca on Aug 7, 2008 20:17:12 GMT 10
"Damn did that boy like his forks! Morning, noon and night it was just forks, forks, forks, forks, forks!" his maid said aloud, writing the secret auto-biography, which will some day turn into The Book of the Dead used in the movie The MummyTM and The Mummy ReturnsTM and soon to be The Mummy 3: The Undead ArmyTM.
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Post by Milk on Aug 7, 2008 20:25:46 GMT 10
So the chicken was reunited with his familly.  |
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Post by Macca on Aug 10, 2008 13:55:53 GMT 10
HORAY!
Pickle walked up to an expensive looking convertable, there was a man in it,
"hey", Pickle said to him, "mind if I borrow your car?", the man gave him the finger and went for the eccelerator, but Pickle shot him in the head before he even atempted to consider trying to get away.
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Post by Milk on Aug 10, 2008 21:25:46 GMT 10
And from that day on the people of CHGDSVCFUYSADIUDFFF (Cheese Has Govnment Determination So Vacanations Can't Fly Under York Sandpit And Dance In Ugly Drops Fighting For Freedom) where never hurt anymore.
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Post by Macca on Aug 14, 2008 16:51:38 GMT 10
Pickle sped off. Into the distance that the convertable's SATNAV directed him into. "Turn left and the next interesction, and then in the first driveway", the electronic voice told him, he did so and got the reply "you have now reached your destination: Bad Guy Hideout".
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Post by Farrelei on Aug 14, 2008 20:45:32 GMT 10
The Bad Guys were evilly about to press the button that destroyed the world. For some reason.  |
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Post by Milk on Aug 16, 2008 19:29:31 GMT 10
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Shouted the gandalf fan while he pulled out his umbrella and poked them to death
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Post by Farrelei on Aug 16, 2008 20:02:42 GMT 10
The Police arrived at the scene to find the Gandalf Fan with a bloody umbrella.
They drew their guns.
"MURDER IS A CRIME" called one officer
"And you were going to press that big evil button that destroyed the world for some reason, weren't you!?" accused another.
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Post by Milk on Aug 19, 2008 20:47:03 GMT 10
"It wasnt me!! It was the... umm ............... KIDS!! Stupid kids." Shouted The Gandalf fan "THEY DID IT."
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