Scorpus II-The Sixth Dimension

[Farrelei]

Rules:
Storyline: Just after the world had been set back into balance after the events of the interplanetary disaster now known as SCORPUS (Sinister Cookie Overload Reproduction and Portal over the Universe Strike), a new Moon had been sighted near New Earth's atmosphere.
Among all normal-world peoples such as evil governments, oil cats, humans (I know wtf), cyclopses, spartans, wookies, hello kitty dolls and hippies, Otakus were in fact the ones to spot this new Moon (there have officially been recorded 1250 otakus after the mass slaughtering of all remaining otakus by gravity), which they dubbed 'Sailor Moon'.
It is coated in some strange aura, which has been described by Cadbury (the replacements of astronomers after the events of SCORPUS. They're motto still remains, "wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?" which was rebutted by the ARNIE as, "No") as 'a caramel coating drenched in chocolatey goodness'. No-one knows much else about Sailor Moon, other then that it has something to do with magic and zombies.

Today is just another normal day in your lives as you return to your daily chores...
OR SO YOU THOUGHT! (Dun dun DUUUUUUN)

[Milk]

Mr. Qwertyuiop was 8600000 years old so he desided it was about time to go to school. But what he didn't realise was that he had gone to school naked so he died.

The End.

[Farrelei]

Gingestrabiyalanashhaamiwokintaien, King of Otakus, stood outside, marvelling upon Sailor Moon.
SUDDENLY A BUS CAME AND ROLLED ON TOP OF HIM, CRUSHING HIM FLAT.

[Milk]

But sonyummpoomancowlegs came to the rescue eating bread and potato and drinking some milk

[arnie]

These events were recorded in the book of linguistical paraphanalia, along with Arnie and Chuck Norris.

[Farrelei]

BUT JUST AS THE BUS WAS ABOUT TO TOTALLY WIPE HIS EXISTINCE FROM THE WORLD, A SCAPEGOAT JUMPED IN FRONT OF THE BUS, STOPPING IT IN IT'S TRACKS!
"Bleet" it said, before finally crumbling into neverness.
This put the question forward:
'Where do goats go to when they die?'
Well, little did anyone really know at the time, except of course the ARNIE and all the smart alien creature-things, that Sailor Moon was no ordinary Moon. It was in fact a fragment of the Sixth Dimension, interferring with our own after the events of SCORPUS.
"But," began the ARNIE, "that doesn't make sense, and cannot work becuase it is a paradox"
Suddenly an Egyptian slapped him in the face, "That's what you said about the pyramids"
The Egyptain was never seen again, and the grave truth of the Sixth Dimension sucks, so it's gonna exist anyway.
hehe, grave.

[Milk]

But the applecrumble melted so they went home

[arnie]

((Randomness, but sensible randomsness please))

[Milk]

(( sure ))

[Farrelei]

A large many questions were being put forward in this new era of question marks.
Like, how does the ARNIE exist, and where does he come from?
The answers to these and many other questions can be found in the Book of Linguistical Paraphanalia, available at all Otherworldly Secret Archives NOW!

[Milk]

((LOL))

[Jakeby]

Then a dinasaur comes and shoots fire at homes.

[Milk]

(( -.- ))

[Farrelei]

"Unfortunately," stated the ARNIE, "Dinosaurs can't shoot fire"
Suddenly a huge meteor fell on the dinosaur, crushing it quickly, destroying one or two homes with it.
To this day no-one knows how the meteor found it's way to that exact location, but they do know WHY...

No-one messes with the ARNIE.

[Milk]

But the gigantic baby said "If you truly are a lemmon then why do you have Telescpoes?"