Post by Macca on Mar 18, 2008 17:04:49 GMT 10
Ok guys! Do you like parodies? I do so much I have decided about making a thread about one ;D Now, no off-topicing please! You must first say if the parody you are putting up is by you or someone else (e.g Weird Al) and you have to say what it is a parody of. Ok I'll start!
Ok this one was made by me and my brother. It is a parody of a scene in the movie The Matrix where the main character Neo goes and talks to this Oracle lady who pretty much tells him nothing (if you have seen the movie then you will know what I am talking about, if you havn't STFU!!!). It is what we think the origninal script was. Ok here goes.
Oracle: You already made your decision before you came to me; you want me to make you think it is the right choice but I’m not going to, because for an Oracle I’m the most unhelpful person ever to walk this fake planet. Which is entirely fake, the real world does not exist the fake one is the real one.
Neo: But I don’t understand--…
Oracle: Oh yes you do
Neo: No I don’t
Oracle: Yes you do
Neo: No I don’t
Oracle: YES you do
Neo: NO I don’t
Oracle: YES you do
Neo: No I don’t
Oracle: Yes you do
Neo: NO I don’t
Oracle: Do too
Neo: Do not
Oracle: Do too
Neo: Do not
Oracle: Do too
Neo: NO I DO N… OOH yeah right gotcha (taps his nose)
Oracle: No you don’t
Neo: Yes I do
Oracle: No you don’t
Neo: Yes I do
Oracle: No you don’t
Neo: YES I DO
Oracle: If you say so (shrugs) (coughs loser)
Neo: Hey that’s not very nice I should kill you!
Oracle: You could try
Neo: Yeah and succeed
Oracle: No you wouldn’t
Neo: Yes I would
Oracle: No you wouldn’t
Neo: Yes I would
Oracle: No you wouldn’t
Neo: Lets settle this the old fashion way (Does fancy fighting moves)
Oracle: (whips out a flamethrower and kills Neo) Shove that up your old fashion way
Neo: (comes back to life).
Oracle: Oh s**t. You have much power Neo.
Neo: You can bet your f*****g life I do (hits Oracle so hard she smashes through a conveniently placed window).
Oracle: (Regains conscious in the air and flies onto the roof.)
Neo: (Follows)
Oracle: But so do I. MU HA HA HAHAHAHhahahah(farts)
Neo: That was a wet one
Oracle: Stop changing the subject
Neo: You may have power but say that to my .22 (whips out a .22 and shoots oracle in the stomache)
Oracle: (dies)
Neo: You and your f*****g flamethrower think your so tough
Oracle: (Comes back to life) Yeah we do
Neo: OH S**T you have made a powerful enemy
Oracle: you bet your f*****g life I have.
Neo: wait wait wait hang on did you or did you not just call me powerful?
Oracle: well…. I….It…..shut up (starts speaking fast) I kill you now!!!
Neo: Ha ha sucked in!!! Ha ha ha
Oracle: Shut up and die!!!
Neo: Ohh what’s the big bad black lady gonna do?
Oracle: this you white piece of s**t (whips out a bazooka and shoots him)
Neo: (bazooka doesn’t kill him) is that the best you got?
Oracle: until you didn’t die yes but you will ha ha ha ha.
Neo: (coughs ‘freak’)
Oracle: that’s not very nice!
Neo: oh yea, what you gonna do huh, huh, yea see that’s what I thought.
Oracle: well I just thought that (quickly whips out a mini gun)
Neo: so it’s not all body fat, you can hide guns down there, I’m surprised you have the room.
Oracle: oh yea say that in 20 seconds, oh wait in that time you’ll be dead!! HA HA HA HA!!!! (Shoots him 200 times)
Neo: (does the matrix)
Oracle: for f***s sake!!! Why can’t you just die!!!!
Neo: you no this is pretty pointless, each time one of us dies we just come back to life again.
Oracle: oh yea want a bet! (pulls out stashed knife on back of pants and throws it at Neo plunging him in the head)
Neo: (comes back to life……….again) that’s five bucks you owe me Oracle
Oracle: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo: oooooooooooooh what you gonna do? Pull out another weapon conveniently placed in your bra, I mean I just thought you had big jugs but there cant be much left after all the crap you stuff down there.
Oracle: ooooooooooooooh your one to talk your so like (puts on high voice pretending to sound like Neo) oh oh look at me look at me I’m just so cool because I can do some weirdo trick (voice going back to normal and raising until very loud at end) hey Neo why don’t you try this one boy sit, stay and play dead!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo: Ooooooooooooh, so now the big-black-woman is gonna come up with some come-backs huh? Well take your fat arse somewhere else!!
Oracle: That’s it! I tell you I’ve had it with the fat jokes!! You know it’s not easy to slim down on a diet of milk and cookies! You dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (kills Neo with bear hands)
Neo: (surprisingly doesn’t come back to life)
Oracle: Hmm that seems to have just about done it.
Neo: (shows faint signs of life)
Oracle: Oh no you don’t (immediately kills Neo with a RPG).
There is silence. After the battle Oracle looks of into the distance when she finally realizes something…
Oracle: Hang on, I just killed the only one who is going to save the completely fake-but-real world………F**k.
Back in the Oracles house….
Morpheus: What the bloody hell are they doing in there?
The End.
Ok this one was made by me and my brother. It is a parody of a scene in the movie The Matrix where the main character Neo goes and talks to this Oracle lady who pretty much tells him nothing (if you have seen the movie then you will know what I am talking about, if you havn't STFU!!!). It is what we think the origninal script was. Ok here goes.
Oracle: You already made your decision before you came to me; you want me to make you think it is the right choice but I’m not going to, because for an Oracle I’m the most unhelpful person ever to walk this fake planet. Which is entirely fake, the real world does not exist the fake one is the real one.
Neo: But I don’t understand--…
Oracle: Oh yes you do
Neo: No I don’t
Oracle: Yes you do
Neo: No I don’t
Oracle: YES you do
Neo: NO I don’t
Oracle: YES you do
Neo: No I don’t
Oracle: Yes you do
Neo: NO I don’t
Oracle: Do too
Neo: Do not
Oracle: Do too
Neo: Do not
Oracle: Do too
Neo: NO I DO N… OOH yeah right gotcha (taps his nose)
Oracle: No you don’t
Neo: Yes I do
Oracle: No you don’t
Neo: Yes I do
Oracle: No you don’t
Neo: YES I DO
Oracle: If you say so (shrugs) (coughs loser)
Neo: Hey that’s not very nice I should kill you!
Oracle: You could try
Neo: Yeah and succeed
Oracle: No you wouldn’t
Neo: Yes I would
Oracle: No you wouldn’t
Neo: Yes I would
Oracle: No you wouldn’t
Neo: Lets settle this the old fashion way (Does fancy fighting moves)
Oracle: (whips out a flamethrower and kills Neo) Shove that up your old fashion way
Neo: (comes back to life).
Oracle: Oh s**t. You have much power Neo.
Neo: You can bet your f*****g life I do (hits Oracle so hard she smashes through a conveniently placed window).
Oracle: (Regains conscious in the air and flies onto the roof.)
Neo: (Follows)
Oracle: But so do I. MU HA HA HAHAHAHhahahah(farts)
Neo: That was a wet one
Oracle: Stop changing the subject
Neo: You may have power but say that to my .22 (whips out a .22 and shoots oracle in the stomache)
Oracle: (dies)
Neo: You and your f*****g flamethrower think your so tough
Oracle: (Comes back to life) Yeah we do
Neo: OH S**T you have made a powerful enemy
Oracle: you bet your f*****g life I have.
Neo: wait wait wait hang on did you or did you not just call me powerful?
Oracle: well…. I….It…..shut up (starts speaking fast) I kill you now!!!
Neo: Ha ha sucked in!!! Ha ha ha
Oracle: Shut up and die!!!
Neo: Ohh what’s the big bad black lady gonna do?
Oracle: this you white piece of s**t (whips out a bazooka and shoots him)
Neo: (bazooka doesn’t kill him) is that the best you got?
Oracle: until you didn’t die yes but you will ha ha ha ha.
Neo: (coughs ‘freak’)
Oracle: that’s not very nice!
Neo: oh yea, what you gonna do huh, huh, yea see that’s what I thought.
Oracle: well I just thought that (quickly whips out a mini gun)
Neo: so it’s not all body fat, you can hide guns down there, I’m surprised you have the room.
Oracle: oh yea say that in 20 seconds, oh wait in that time you’ll be dead!! HA HA HA HA!!!! (Shoots him 200 times)
Neo: (does the matrix)
Oracle: for f***s sake!!! Why can’t you just die!!!!
Neo: you no this is pretty pointless, each time one of us dies we just come back to life again.
Oracle: oh yea want a bet! (pulls out stashed knife on back of pants and throws it at Neo plunging him in the head)
Neo: (comes back to life……….again) that’s five bucks you owe me Oracle
Oracle: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo: oooooooooooooh what you gonna do? Pull out another weapon conveniently placed in your bra, I mean I just thought you had big jugs but there cant be much left after all the crap you stuff down there.
Oracle: ooooooooooooooh your one to talk your so like (puts on high voice pretending to sound like Neo) oh oh look at me look at me I’m just so cool because I can do some weirdo trick (voice going back to normal and raising until very loud at end) hey Neo why don’t you try this one boy sit, stay and play dead!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo: Ooooooooooooh, so now the big-black-woman is gonna come up with some come-backs huh? Well take your fat arse somewhere else!!
Oracle: That’s it! I tell you I’ve had it with the fat jokes!! You know it’s not easy to slim down on a diet of milk and cookies! You dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (kills Neo with bear hands)
Neo: (surprisingly doesn’t come back to life)
Oracle: Hmm that seems to have just about done it.
Neo: (shows faint signs of life)
Oracle: Oh no you don’t (immediately kills Neo with a RPG).
There is silence. After the battle Oracle looks of into the distance when she finally realizes something…
Oracle: Hang on, I just killed the only one who is going to save the completely fake-but-real world………F**k.
Back in the Oracles house….
Morpheus: What the bloody hell are they doing in there?
The End.
