Post by Farrelei on Sept 24, 2008 19:21:12 GMT 10
PART ONE
Sei: I'm gonna take over the world, then use other countries' profits to build by home city further ;D!
Rebellion: We don't like that.
Sei: With my special power and aura combined, I'll have the power to build the whole world ;D!
Rebellion: We don't like that.
Siberius: What's that Montecore? Two Imperial soldiers coming this way!? Let's fight them!!!
*Blows up house*
Well that sucks. Let's go to the tax office and complain D<!
*They go on a huge journey - takes 2 months*
Siberius: I wanna see the Emperor D<!
Guards: No.
Siberius: I have a special power ;D!
Guards: Okay.
*Siberius sees Emperor*
Sei: You're cool and I like you're power. Wanna be my friend?
Siberius: No. Also, I'm going to kill you now. *He doesn't*
Recko: Let's attack the Empire now whilst we have 1/4 soldiers compared to them!
Rebellion: Okay. *They get owned*
Sei: An attack!? *Throws chair and jumps out the window, is caught by his flying ship and escaped to Central*
Siberius: *Takes trip to other side of the world*
-A month or so later-
Bowen: I'm entering the story now to provide hordes of soldiers for my brother's Rebellion, because mine is a lot cooler.
Recko: AND I'LL TAKE ALL THE CREDIT ;D!
Bowen: :D.
Sei: Oh hi Siberius. It's been a while. Wanna be third in charge of the whole Empire?
Siberius: Okay.
Savannah: Hi. Sei told me to give you this mansion.
Siberius: K. You're pretty hot.
Savannah: *Blushes*
*They have a big party for Siberius' promotion*
Recko: *Makes flying ship and secretly flies into Central during the night*
Sei:I sense a disturbance in the force! I sense a ripple on the myst! *Shoots airship*
Recko: OMFG. *Evacuates*
Rebellion: We don't like that.
Siberius: Let's take a long walk, Savannah. My tiger's coming too.
Savannah: K. *They make out*
Recko: IT'S KIDNAP TIME ;D! *Steals Siberius and Montecore* (He's gay so he doesn't take Savannah)
Recko: We're cool too, you know :)
Siberius: No you aren't.
Recko: You can go in any room EXCEPT THAT ONE.
Siberius: *Goes inn secret room* Hey look! Blueprints :D
Bowen: Everyone, let's be quiet and make sleeping gas fill the room!
Recko: GET THE MSYT OUTTA THERE D<!
Siberius: OMFG. *Evacuates*
Rebellion: We don't like that.
Savannah: *Relays the Rebel's secret plans*
Sei: Let's send 5 armies out to capture them! :D
Rebellion: We don't like that. *Blows up one army, then decides to fly over the rest and attack the Empire*
Siberius: I'm gonna take a bushwalk. *Runs into hobo*
Hobo (Crillic): I AM YOUR FATHER DDDD:
Siberius: YAY, I'M NOT AN ORPHAN ANYMORE :DD!!!!!!!
Sei: *Looks out window* Hey look! Hundreds of flying ships in the sky :D!
...FUCK.
-Empire gets owned for a few posts. Giant cannons fire things at the ships which fall to the ground and squash civilians. Big-ass army returns. Huge war erupts-
Sei: There's only one thing we can do. Ready my insanely large private airship.
NPCs: K.
Crillic: *Leads Siberius into palace via secret passage*
Siberius: How'd you do that, Dad?
Crillic: I'M AN EX-VIZIER DDDD:
Savannah: I LOVE YOU SEI! QUICK, COME WITH ME BEFORE THEY READY YOUR PRIVATE AIRSHIP! I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING! *Forces him into her office*
Sei: Wow, your office sure is dark.
Savannah: *Uses ultimate power to suck out Sei's memories of her kissing him, then throws him around the room for fun*
Siberius: Where are you Savannah!? We need to go!
Savannah: *Revives Sei* COMING!
Sei: QUICK, LET'S GET ON THE AIRSHIP! Fuhrer, I want you to organise pilots.
Fuhrer: K. *He does. They fly off*
Sei: Tell Recko I want to talk to him.
Fuhrer: K.
Bowen: It's a trap!
Recko: Stop being so skeptical, silly *They visit Sei*
Sei: Recko! You're cool. I heard about you on TV :)! *Twiddles thumbs cutely*
Recko: IT'S A TRAP *Shoots Fuhrer*
Bowen: *Also shoots Fuhrer*
Sei: FUHREY! T_T *Chucks Fuhrer into room*
Recko and Bowen: *Visit him*
Fuhrer: I am your Father T_T
Bowen: NO YOU AREN'T D< *Tries to shoot him*
Recko: *Pushes gun out of the way* Stop being so skeptical, Bowen.
Siberius: *Walks away* Hey Savannah, you look cute.
Savannah: K.
Siberius: Wanna marry me?
Savannah: I dunno.
Siberius: K.
Crillic: *Tries to get into Fuhrer room*
Sei: Why do you wanna get in there o_O?
Crillic: Because I'M A FIERY DEMON DDDD:<
-Sei and Crillic (Diabora) fight. Sei gets Diabora bad. Diabora gets Sei bad-
Sei: *Pushes Diabora into Engine Room, airship engines blow up, catch on fire*
Sei: I'm gonna take over the world, then use other countries' profits to build by home city further ;D!
Rebellion: We don't like that.
Sei: With my special power and aura combined, I'll have the power to build the whole world ;D!
Rebellion: We don't like that.
Siberius: What's that Montecore? Two Imperial soldiers coming this way!? Let's fight them!!!
*Blows up house*
Well that sucks. Let's go to the tax office and complain D<!
*They go on a huge journey - takes 2 months*
Siberius: I wanna see the Emperor D<!
Guards: No.
Siberius: I have a special power ;D!
Guards: Okay.
*Siberius sees Emperor*
Sei: You're cool and I like you're power. Wanna be my friend?
Siberius: No. Also, I'm going to kill you now. *He doesn't*
Recko: Let's attack the Empire now whilst we have 1/4 soldiers compared to them!
Rebellion: Okay. *They get owned*
Sei: An attack!? *Throws chair and jumps out the window, is caught by his flying ship and escaped to Central*
Siberius: *Takes trip to other side of the world*
-A month or so later-
Bowen: I'm entering the story now to provide hordes of soldiers for my brother's Rebellion, because mine is a lot cooler.
Recko: AND I'LL TAKE ALL THE CREDIT ;D!
Bowen: :D.
Sei: Oh hi Siberius. It's been a while. Wanna be third in charge of the whole Empire?
Siberius: Okay.
Savannah: Hi. Sei told me to give you this mansion.
Siberius: K. You're pretty hot.
Savannah: *Blushes*
*They have a big party for Siberius' promotion*
Recko: *Makes flying ship and secretly flies into Central during the night*
Sei:
Recko: OMFG. *Evacuates*
Rebellion: We don't like that.
Siberius: Let's take a long walk, Savannah. My tiger's coming too.
Savannah: K. *They make out*
Recko: IT'S KIDNAP TIME ;D! *Steals Siberius and Montecore* (He's gay so he doesn't take Savannah)
Recko: We're cool too, you know :)
Siberius: No you aren't.
Recko: You can go in any room EXCEPT THAT ONE.
Siberius: *Goes inn secret room* Hey look! Blueprints :D
Bowen: Everyone, let's be quiet and make sleeping gas fill the room!
Recko: GET THE MSYT OUTTA THERE D<!
Siberius: OMFG. *Evacuates*
Rebellion: We don't like that.
Savannah: *Relays the Rebel's secret plans*
Sei: Let's send 5 armies out to capture them! :D
Rebellion: We don't like that. *Blows up one army, then decides to fly over the rest and attack the Empire*
Siberius: I'm gonna take a bushwalk. *Runs into hobo*
Hobo (Crillic): I AM YOUR FATHER DDDD:
Siberius: YAY, I'M NOT AN ORPHAN ANYMORE :DD!!!!!!!
Sei: *Looks out window* Hey look! Hundreds of flying ships in the sky :D!
...FUCK.
-Empire gets owned for a few posts. Giant cannons fire things at the ships which fall to the ground and squash civilians. Big-ass army returns. Huge war erupts-
Sei: There's only one thing we can do. Ready my insanely large private airship.
NPCs: K.
Crillic: *Leads Siberius into palace via secret passage*
Siberius: How'd you do that, Dad?
Crillic: I'M AN EX-VIZIER DDDD:
Savannah: I LOVE YOU SEI! QUICK, COME WITH ME BEFORE THEY READY YOUR PRIVATE AIRSHIP! I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING! *Forces him into her office*
Sei: Wow, your office sure is dark.
Savannah: *Uses ultimate power to suck out Sei's memories of her kissing him, then throws him around the room for fun*
Siberius: Where are you Savannah!? We need to go!
Savannah: *Revives Sei* COMING!
Sei: QUICK, LET'S GET ON THE AIRSHIP! Fuhrer, I want you to organise pilots.
Fuhrer: K. *He does. They fly off*
Sei: Tell Recko I want to talk to him.
Fuhrer: K.
Bowen: It's a trap!
Recko: Stop being so skeptical, silly *They visit Sei*
Sei: Recko! You're cool. I heard about you on TV :)! *Twiddles thumbs cutely*
Recko: IT'S A TRAP *Shoots Fuhrer*
Bowen: *Also shoots Fuhrer*
Sei: FUHREY! T_T *Chucks Fuhrer into room*
Recko and Bowen: *Visit him*
Fuhrer: I am your Father T_T
Bowen: NO YOU AREN'T D< *Tries to shoot him*
Recko: *Pushes gun out of the way* Stop being so skeptical, Bowen.
Siberius: *Walks away* Hey Savannah, you look cute.
Savannah: K.
Siberius: Wanna marry me?
Savannah: I dunno.
Siberius: K.
Crillic: *Tries to get into Fuhrer room*
Sei: Why do you wanna get in there o_O?
Crillic: Because I'M A FIERY DEMON DDDD:<
-Sei and Crillic (Diabora) fight. Sei gets Diabora bad. Diabora gets Sei bad-
Sei: *Pushes Diabora into Engine Room, airship engines blow up, catch on fire*