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Post by [>Pulse<] on Oct 8, 2008 18:43:02 GMT 10
talk about the dumb things ur parents say
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Post by Farrelei on Oct 8, 2008 20:56:45 GMT 10
My Dad told me I'm allowed to get a girlfriend, as long as we break up after a few months.
This is the same Dad that's been telling my Mum to get a divorce since they were married 10 years ago =.=
Yep, he has no idea what love is.
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Post by Smallfry on Oct 9, 2008 7:30:45 GMT 10
lol
i burped at the table then my mum says dont burp at the table
then my dad does a massive fart
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Post by Biomanic on Oct 9, 2008 15:19:50 GMT 10
Well, not that my parents are stupid or anything, Just a bit, like they think they're funny, But... Drew's Parents top ten dumbest comments: 10. "AcDc, What turn that off, I hate American Bands". 9. My dad just bought a tub of Icecream. "Hey everyone there is IceCream, Now everyone this is where you say No Bull, And then I say, No Bulla"... He then holds up a tub of Bulla IceCream. 8. Drew Says "I'm tired". Dad says "Hi Tired I am Grant". He then Laughs. I walk away. 7. "Hey do you want me to put a curse on you"? (wtf?) Pedobear 6. Mum says "no one is forcing you to stay here" I say "oh really, I am going then" Mum says "sit down". Half way is fun....  5."Drew the computers !Rat! isn't working"... (sigh) 4. "Why are you watching that Butter Fucked show"? I then replied "don't swear if you can't" My Parent says. "I was just trying to be ?Hip?... (right stop now) 3." I am going to McDonalds, I may be home late". Almost there weeeeee. 2. "Bondi Beach, You know, Bondi is far from Manly". Now the Dumbest thing ever said by my parents. 1. "clean your damn room, or By (Gods name in vain, not to good) I will do it, and you don't want that young man".... Right, Okay. I hope you all enjoyed this count down. |
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Post by Macca on Oct 9, 2008 15:41:20 GMT 10
Yeah my parents have said some pretty stupid things over the years, especially my mum, she seems to be able to make up her own slang and then expect everyone to get it. But really here are a few of the things my parents have said,
(while looking for a hotel) "Macca, if you can't be helpful then be stupid.... I mean helpful", -Mum
"Boys Tina is comming over to clean the whole house for us tomorrow so I want you to clean the house like you were going to clean as if a real cleaner was comming...", - Dad
(we were having a conversation about midgets and how they are sometimes known as dwarfes) "No you don't understand, I'm talking about Gnomes..... You know, not like the ones on Lord of the Rings, like the real Gnomes, like the ones that are people...", (I tried to clear things up for everyone)
"no I understand... She means midgets, like how they can sometimes be call Dwarfes?" my mum just looked at me and calmy said,
"no.... Gnomes, not Dwarfes, Gnomes, they are very different people". - Mum
Yeah, my parents are whack.
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Post by Farrelei on Oct 9, 2008 19:34:13 GMT 10
Biomanic's 4th one didn't make sense to me, and neither did Maca's last one. My parents don't say too many dumb things, apart from my Dad when he tries to use computers ("Why can't I access my email? Farrelei, I'M DELETING ALL YOUR FILES   . My Nan says weird things all the time. It's funny, "WHY AREN'T YOU ON THE COMPUTER" "Here's your pocket money" *hands $100*" "Dave-I mean Farrelei-I mean Rowan-I mean Dave-I mean Farrelei, come here" My Dad does that too, but he gives up after 3 attempts and calls me "Whoever you are" Dx |
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Post by Smallfry on Oct 10, 2008 8:34:06 GMT 10
that last one my dad does too
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Post by Frost on Oct 10, 2008 18:42:24 GMT 10
Lol, this is my Mum and Dad talking after Dad did a massive fart:
"If our butts were cars your butt would be a monster truck with exhaust problems and broken wheels."
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Post by Smallfry on Oct 11, 2008 8:47:59 GMT 10
thats a good one
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Post by Macca on Oct 11, 2008 10:30:06 GMT 10
Yeah my mum sometimes says
"Macca, I mean Nick, I mean Joel err, Macca err, Liv err Taffy (the dog) I mean Macc, come here".
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Post by [>Pulse<] on Oct 11, 2008 13:24:51 GMT 10
that was so not funny
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Post by The Masked Menace on Oct 11, 2008 17:32:23 GMT 10
my dad tops all of those he has done countless funny things physical and thrugh speech:
1)he was at 1 of my sooccer games as a sub ref and his shirt was backwaards and inside out.
2) he once had a chip inbetween his toe at macdonalds and trie d to kick it out using my sisters leg.
3)we were looking at christmad lights and there were little santas climbing th chimnay and dad said they were koalas.
4) he said that he thought pelicans on a rock were pengiuns.
many others have happened 2
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Post by [>Pulse<] on Oct 11, 2008 18:08:14 GMT 10
lol3
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Post by Frost on Oct 12, 2008 19:17:57 GMT 10
My dad is stupid, we tell a joke, and he'll take it seriously Dx
My sister went down to the creek to catch tadpoles(she does it every month, she gets them, grows them then releases them when they become frogs) and she didn't catch any, so she goes "I think they have developed a sixth sense to know when I'm coming lol,"
We all chuckled a little then my dad went "Hmm...Maybe, but how would that work? I mean, *talks about frogs and senses and crap*"
>_>
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Post by [>Pulse<] on Oct 13, 2008 14:47:00 GMT 10
lol
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