Bioshock

[Smallfry]

i cant to bother reading any long post

[Biomanic]

They are worth it.

[Biomanic]

But now, after too longer rest, I shall continue, if not for your pleasure/interest, as me just enjoying explaining it.

Firstly, I cannot make this a trilogy, as there is too much to cover. So, It'll end when it does.

PART THRICE

Okay, so Andrew Ryan Killed Rapture by killing the Trees in Arcadia, NICE! So, naturally, there is another long side track before you get to kill the bitch. But, It's not to bad, as it's relativity interesting what you've got to do. Atlas tells you "Will you kindly go to (Can't remember her name), She planted these goddamn trees, she'll know how to fix them." So, you make your way to her office, and she is there. She doesn't let you in though, NATURALLY! So you get sidetracked from the sidetrack, and get sent to go find a flower for her to use in her work. You do, and it doesn't take that long. You bring it to her, and she lets you in. You wander up to her office, and you can see her through a window.

"Oh, there you are" She says. "I guess I should thank you for the flower, but I am busy, That bastard killed my babies." She's relatively annoyed. So, she's about to open the door to let you in, when Andrew Ryan comes on the shortwave radio. "So, you've met my government agent friend?" (He thinks your a government agent, sent to ruin him) "And, your going to help him destroy me ARE YOU? Now I can't have that can I?"

Andrew then releases a gas into the girls office. She dies. The window your looking through fogs up, and you can't see what's going on, but you can hear her screaming, and her tripping over and such. After a moment of this, you can see her writing on the window, by wiping off the fog on the window, Lazerouz Vector.


Now, your thinking, "wtf?", what was that? The door opens, and the gas clears. You walk in, to find some yummy items, like food, drink, plasmids and a flame thrower. Hehe, yeah. But, it's kinda sad, when you see the dead body of the women who was helping you on the ground by the window. You search her body, as you do with all dead people, and you find a list of inexpedience needed to create the Lazerous Vector. The gas that'll fix up the trees. So, at this point, Atlas comes on and is pissed even more. "That fucking bastard! Whenever we get a step closer on the board, He moves us one Back! Would you kindly gather those things and make the bloody gas, and be quick about it. I want this bitch dead!"

So, after a pointlessly long sidetrack, you make the Lazerous Vector. And of course, You get attacked by millions of Splicers, fun. But, you've saved rapture. You make your way to the Bathosphere, and get in. You make your way to the next place, Fort Frolic.

Fort Frolic is a giant artist's paradise, There's Theaters, Music shops, art depos, you name it. It's some freaky shit. You come in, you look around, you get attack by splicers, it doesn't appear to be to different to any other level. So, bugger it, you make your way to the next Bathosphere, and wouldn't you know it? The Door is locked..... Damn.

So, you continue to look around, you enter a room, it's a long room, with seats and a stage. It's dark in the room. But the lights flash on, and a giant mask of a rabbits ears comes down from the roof. Not rabbits ears, like a cute happy thing, but they're just white, and emotionless, it's sad. Music plays, as if there is meant to be lots of people there, like a premier, and the fact there's not, and your the only one, and it's really loud, makes it kinda scary.

But, most of this makes no difference to the story, you continue on. You come to a similar room, it's a theater. Lots of read chairs, a stage, and viewing boxes on the walls. On the stage is a piano, you can barley make it out, as it's very dark. But the spot lights turn on, and there is a man on the stage, at the piano. Your eyes instantly flick to him. Not noticing that the Piano is covered with dynamite. A voice from above says, "Now Fitzpatrick, again." The person at the piano says in a terrified voice: "okay Cohen!" He plays a very cool piano piece, very classical. In fact, I'll show you.



Okay, so if you watched that, it's a little different to how I explained it, but I got the point across. Cohen is nuts, he killed that dude, then he gets you to take a photo of him. He gets you to go out, and kill all of his old, 'Deciles' that tuned on him.

But, more on that next time, my hands are tired!