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Mar 16, 2008 13:07:47 GMT 10
Post by Farrelei on Mar 16, 2008 13:07:47 GMT 10
"LOL!" spammed Jakhexby.
"ACTUALLY" interrupted the Anything-Reader-Not-Interesting-Extravidiual, "As incorrectly stated in Macca's previous out-of-character speak, Farrelei DID actually say that the Queen was fat/large/planertarily obese. In fact, he mentioned it in just about every single post he made with her in it. Also, I'm smiting Macca"
"D:" emoted the Queen before falling down into space (she was so heavy that she fell, even through SPACE). She fell and fell and fell, and suddenly, as if all the otherworldy gases errupted out of her at once,
"EWW!" interrupted Savannah
"SHUT UP" yelled the ARNIE, "keep going on with the story"
Yes, as I was narrating, as if all the otherworldy gases errupted out of her at once, a large planet appeared.
Also, the Queen died with a "D:<"
THE END?
Or not...?
Nah, it's only Page 4. Let's keep going.
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Scorpus
Mar 16, 2008 17:18:32 GMT 10
Post by Frost on Mar 16, 2008 17:18:32 GMT 10
FUCK claw yelled as he entered proboards53. everyone was still smiting him, but he knew the more they smote, the more powerful he would become, "mwahahahaha!" ye yelled as Farrelei smited him one more time, "I'M BACK, BABY!" claw yellled.
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Scorpus
Mar 16, 2008 18:08:07 GMT 10
Post by Macca on Mar 16, 2008 18:08:07 GMT 10
"Oh yea?" the Anything-Reader-Not-Interesting-Extravidiual's friend said
"well I think that Farrelei should have actually had said that she was bigger than the world altogether, because really, just saying she is morbidly obese really really lets on that she is human size".
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Scorpus
Mar 17, 2008 19:49:57 GMT 10
Post by Farrelei on Mar 17, 2008 19:49:57 GMT 10
"Orly" questioned the Anything-Reader-Not-Interesting-Extravidual (in BAG GRAMMAR style ;D), "well, since Farrelei DID say that she was too fat to fit through a pentamensional warp, yet everything else in the entire universe could (including a planet) means that she must've been pretty fat.
And he might not of said that she was larger than a planet anyway. Maybe she could just stretch her mouth, who knows?"
The thoeries went flying, and so the concept of science began.
Though since it isn't interesting, I shall leave you with this ominous message:
Science and it's friends (the NOTHING) had many more adventures...
But that... Is another story...
*Queue theme song*
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arnie
Posterboy/girl/gender neutral.
ABS
I'll SIN your TAN, COS.
Posts: 170
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Scorpus
Mar 17, 2008 20:12:55 GMT 10
Post by arnie on Mar 17, 2008 20:12:55 GMT 10
I became a narator?, gee thanks, Seriously, I need something better than the Anything-Reader-Not-Interesting-Extravidual, How's about "Anonymously Redirected Nulifying Internal Entity"  |
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Scorpus
Mar 19, 2008 16:40:13 GMT 10
Post by potato7 on Mar 19, 2008 16:40:13 GMT 10
Anything-Reader-Not-Interesting-Extravidiual killed Farrelei and now everybody is happy
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Scorpus
Mar 19, 2008 16:43:22 GMT 10
Post by Jamaz007 on Mar 19, 2008 16:43:22 GMT 10
i love poetry, a glass of skotch... oh and yes my friend baxter here...
yeah well now thiss is happening...*boof*...kicks dog of bridge
"Thats how i role"
- Anchorman
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Scorpus
Mar 19, 2008 16:43:56 GMT 10
Post by Jamaz007 on Mar 19, 2008 16:43:56 GMT 10
"I Love Lamp"
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Scorpus
Mar 19, 2008 19:21:42 GMT 10
Post by Farrelei on Mar 19, 2008 19:21:42 GMT 10
"Cool" said Kinky Uptight Jealous Aardvark (jk).
Suddenly, when no-one was looking, a Olympus Mons errupted and a large quantity of lava floated ominously through space and towards the planet known as... Hades/Otherworld/Earth/Terra/Gaia/Kashyyk/WHATEVER.
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Scorpus
Mar 24, 2008 15:35:03 GMT 10
Post by potato7 on Mar 24, 2008 15:35:03 GMT 10
AND THEN Farrelei CAME BACK ALIVE TO DIE AGAIN
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Scorpus
Mar 24, 2008 18:01:40 GMT 10
Post by Farrelei on Mar 24, 2008 18:01:40 GMT 10
"Oh look, the skies falling" said Chicken Little.
Then he was squelched down into the soil by a very unwanted patch of cloud.
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Scorpus
Mar 25, 2008 14:57:19 GMT 10
Post by potato7 on Mar 25, 2008 14:57:19 GMT 10
"LETS ALL KILL THE CHIKEN" Said someone
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Scorpus
Mar 25, 2008 18:35:27 GMT 10
Post by Farrelei on Mar 25, 2008 18:35:27 GMT 10
"Umm, dude, I think he's already dead..." mentioned a nerd before a vet car sped up and ran over him.
"QUICK!" yelled the vet, "RAID THE COOKIE STORE!" she threw his briefcase into the store, then jumped in, strangling the cashier with his stethoscope.
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Scorpus
Mar 26, 2008 16:20:21 GMT 10
Post by potato7 on Mar 26, 2008 16:20:21 GMT 10
"KILL FRANK"said some random person
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Scorpus
Mar 26, 2008 19:02:44 GMT 10
Post by Farrelei on Mar 26, 2008 19:02:44 GMT 10
"I sell soda  " said the chasier in the store. Suddenly, he realised he was being strangled. But alas, it was too late. Bob the Ant and already stolen all the money from the cash register. "EXCELLENT! NOW NO-ONE CAN STOP ME! GOODBYE, HUMANITY! YOU AND YOUR BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!" he then escaped matrix-style, and began plotting evil storyline twists. "HOLY CRAP!" yelled Bob the Ant, "THERE IS NO STORYLINE!" |
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" said the chasier in the store. Suddenly, he realised he was being strangled. But alas, it was too late. Bob the Ant and already stolen all the money from the cash register.