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Scorpus
Mar 2, 2008 17:39:39 GMT 10
Post by Farrelei on Mar 2, 2008 17:39:39 GMT 10
This is a role-play that is making fun of serious ones. Screw the rules I have money!!!  Except OOC. No Profiles needed-JUST GO GO GO GOGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! |
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Scorpus
Mar 2, 2008 17:40:26 GMT 10
Post by potato7 on Mar 2, 2008 17:40:26 GMT 10
odd
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Scorpus
Mar 2, 2008 17:40:34 GMT 10
Post by Farrelei on Mar 2, 2008 17:40:34 GMT 10
Jaslythor woke up and turned around.
Then he fell asleep again ((Jaslythor is a cat. You can call him Jazzy if you want though)).
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Scorpus
Mar 2, 2008 17:41:11 GMT 10
Post by potato7 on Mar 2, 2008 17:41:11 GMT 10
then he died
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Scorpus
Mar 2, 2008 18:18:50 GMT 10
Post by Farrelei on Mar 2, 2008 18:18:50 GMT 10
Geniveive screamed as she saw Jazzy dead on the floor.
"Who DID THIS!?"
"Duh, POTATO DID DIDN'T YOU READ THE LAST POST!?" screamed Jazzy.
"Oh" said Genieve.
"*SMITES*" did Ginger. And then he died.
"NOOOOOOOO*testipop*00000000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!!"
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Scorpus
Mar 2, 2008 18:33:38 GMT 10
Post by Macca on Mar 2, 2008 18:33:38 GMT 10
"it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, wtf? thats gay!! Man I wish I could finish my book" Prometheus ((if you get tired of saying is name you can call him Theus)) said, "hang on, thats not a book, its a fire, oh look its burning my hand of, hmm would ya look at that, you would think that I may experiance pain, but, although I may look human, I am actually a Titan, a cross between a god and a human, so I can do some amazing things, but alas I am still half human so I still have some human reactions, like I experiance pain..... Oh wait, AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG FUDGEMUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!! FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO!!!!!!!!!!", Prometheus wispered, but maybe he shouted it, its hard to tell these days, these days being 6000 BC Greece of course.
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Scorpus
Mar 2, 2008 18:37:20 GMT 10
Post by Jakeby on Mar 2, 2008 18:37:20 GMT 10
fire!!!!!! they all screamed
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Scorpus
Mar 2, 2008 18:48:04 GMT 10
Post by potato7 on Mar 2, 2008 18:48:04 GMT 10
"run'' said Theus i will put out the fire
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Scorpus
Mar 2, 2008 19:24:33 GMT 10
Post by Frost on Mar 2, 2008 19:24:33 GMT 10
not realising he was making love with a secretary of an evil corporation 6 years older than him siberius decided to practice his yo-yo, then his father/evil demon/corrupt warrior came and said "heh...heh....I like death...he...he".
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Scorpus
Mar 3, 2008 15:37:58 GMT 10
Post by potato7 on Mar 3, 2008 15:37:58 GMT 10
then Theus ran inside and he got burnt to deth
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Scorpus
Mar 3, 2008 18:34:11 GMT 10
Post by Farrelei on Mar 3, 2008 18:34:11 GMT 10
"Sei held the Fate up high...
"I AM FATE!"
Suddenly, under the exitement, he dropped the sword and it came cutting down his front.
"ARGH FUCK WHY DID I HOLD IT SO HIGH!?" he cursed before toppling off the edge of the bridge.
But no-one really cared since he was practically 'dead' since he was in the Otherworld.
But one might ask, which world is TRULY the Otherworld?
What if this is death?
What if WE are the Otherworld, and in the Otherworld they call US the Otherworld. Or maybe they call both of us the Otherworld cause they are also called the Otherworld.
OR maybe the Otherworld is Mars, cause it's another world.
But does that mean we all go to Mars when we die?
No...
Because scientists reported 'life' on Mars. How could anyone live there if they are dead?
Unless they were aliens..." Archadius hypothesized.
Suddenly a wookie looked up from his shoe.
"Crap. They're onto us" he moaned/groaned/wookinized.
The wookie army began to form...
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Scorpus
Mar 3, 2008 18:57:58 GMT 10
Post by Macca on Mar 3, 2008 18:57:58 GMT 10
And form they did! There was a massive stand-off scene where there where 1,000,000 decendants of Persia Wookies against just Promethues, so he called all his Titan homeys up and soon there where 300 of them, 300 VS 1,000,000 "I know I've heard that from somewhere.... Hmm...... Nah", Theus was the war leader, and he readied his troops for battle, "Tonight we dine in HADES!!!!!!!!", and also "WE ARE TITA!!!!!!!"...
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Scorpus
Mar 3, 2008 19:08:01 GMT 10
Post by potato7 on Mar 3, 2008 19:08:01 GMT 10
5000,000 have died of a heart attack
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Scorpus
Mar 4, 2008 16:41:01 GMT 10
Post by Frost on Mar 4, 2008 16:41:01 GMT 10
others turned gay so there was no chance of them becoming successful  |
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Scorpus
Mar 4, 2008 17:39:14 GMT 10
Post by Farrelei on Mar 4, 2008 17:39:14 GMT 10
Suddenly, the evil beyond evil appeared in the clouds....
GEORGE BUSH'S PRIVATE JET!
"Tonight we dine in my billion dollar hot spa! WE ARE AMERICA...... IN AMERICA!" said Bush evilly.
Suddenly, billions of jets came screaming across the skies.
"Drop the kiddies!" ordered Josh Shrub, Bush's second-in-command at the time.
The jets began to drop the cages, one by one, and in every cage there were 10 orphans, all strapped with explosives...
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