Scorpus

[Macca]

"lolcake" Theus cursed, and modiyied his post, he spoke to his homey Titan archers, "on my count, unleash Hell!!! I mean Hades!!!!!!!", the Titan-Homey-Archers (T.H.A) realesed their gangsta arrows, killing orphans by the hundreds and with amazing accuracy (because everybody knows that T.H.A are the best archers on Earth, I mean Mars, I mean the Otherworld, I mean the world that the Otherworld call the Otherworld, or 6000 BC Greece, or Paris, or Hades) penetrating the explosives and exploding them before they could hit the ground. Radvenga ((pronounced rad-even-ja, I know thats not how its spelt but trust me, that is how it is pronounced)), the leading T.H.A, shot an arrow that caught the boxes on its way up, and then sunk into the jets, exploding it "YIPPEE-KIIIIIIA MUTHA-FUCKAS!!!! ((I love Die Hard)), soon all the jets had been destoyed, Prometheus held up Gorge Bush's severed head and yelled in triumph, and then stuffed Gorge's severed head into Josh Shrub's severed scrotum.

[Milk]

and when Johny Jim knew he was in the right rolepaly randomly came into the story and killed him self."what a ass hole." said Bill "yes." said fred "what a fucking prick."

[Farrelei]

*Enter Imperial March*

"Impressive" lied Darth Vader, watching the battle from the Death Star (TM).
"Ryuuka (pronounced 'jab-a tru-liks-is. I know that's not how it's spelt but bear with me. LOL MACCA), get my mother on the line"
"Sup, dawgs" asked Darth Mum from the Otherworld, then realised that her phone was actually ringing. Seriously.
"The only person dumb enough to call us over here and risk paying THAT much money must be my son. Aww, that lil' rascal!" she pinched her phone an accidentally pressed the off button.
"NO! YOU'RE KIDDING ME! ARGH F**CK!"
Just as the curse left her mouth, the 5 Statue of Liberty Masterminds appeared in puffs of smoke.
"DARTH MUM YOU FACE THE DEATH-BEYOND-DEATH PENALTY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE" said SoLM (Statue of Liberty Master)1.
"COMPLIMENTS ARE BANNED IN THE OTHERWORLD" said SoLM2.
"Uh, PUH-lease, it's not like she broke a NAIL or anything" prophecied SoLM3.
SoLM1 grabbed Darth Mum and broke her nail, forcing her into a death beyond death...
But that is another story *Makes thread cause I'm bored*.

<MEANWHILE ON THE DEATHSTAR>

"I guess she's just got bad reception" argued Darth Vader to his Hello Kitty doll, which happened to be just so realistic that it overcame real cats in 2009 and took the dogs down with it.
"Oh well. IMMAH FIRIN' THE DEATH STOR!"

The Death Star shot out it's evil ray of death upon the Earth...
When suddenly, a REAL DeathStar (known as a Wolf-Rayet Star) entered Supanova and destroyed the fake Death Star.
The only survivior was the Hello Kitty Doll, which laughed insanely and headed towards Earth/Hell/Kashyyk/Tita/America/Terra/Gaia/Whatever planet/world/dimension we are in...

[Milk]

Then potato came out of nowere and.............

BLUB

The hello kitty doll was killed........

[Farrelei]

"Oh NO!" groaned Katie, "IT'S BLUB!"
Suddely, I crowd formed and pointed and gasped at the sky.
Blub was there.
In all it's evilness.
"SQUEE!" Farrelei squeed, "SUPANOVA IS IN JUNE THIS YEA-"
Suddenly the dying star crushed Farrelei.
"OMG! SUPANOVA! I BETTER COSPLAY!"
every freak/weirdo out there suddenly dropped their mascara and ran for their outfits...

[Frost]

but because otaku's don't believe in gravity, they all fell off a cliff impersonating hiyurushiyuko, the anime super guy and died.

[arnie]

Once the mayhem was over, a large animal came unto the town, its wings were as that of the bat, its tail of a lion, and its head was that of Bob the builder, it conquered the village with its sweet talking and large chain-gun, no-one was hurt, many were killed, and 1 1/2 people were sent to another dimension, all in all, a good day, said Lenegor.

[Frost]

then arnie was squished by....LIL' GRIM *plays davey jones theme song on organ* "this time I am invincible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" LIL GRIM said.

[Farrelei]

((Arnie I'm unimpressed at your grammar. "" are for speech *slaps face*))

*Somewhere in Grammerny*

"Fuhrer, we have reports of bag grammar over in the West Continent!"
The Fuhrer (Hitgramler) gasped, "Bad grammar! NO! What did they do!?"
"They spoke without using speech marks, Fuhrer!"
"I see..." muttered Hitgramler
"What I should do?" cursed the soldier
Suddenly, Bob the Subma-playtpus appeared and fired his lazor upon the unsuspecting soldier.
"GRAMMAR YOU NO KNOW OF" predicted the Subma-platypus before diving back into the ink cartridge.
"Excellent. Now, grab me my kitty!"
"But, Fuhrer, you have no kitty!" said the new head-soldier (you know how it is in platocracies. New leaders are elected like every 5 minutes)
"What!? But ALL evil masterminds have kitties!"
Just then, the Death Cat (giant space-station shaped as one of those chinese cat dolls that move their arms) appeared and out of the mist appeared Pup, the Master Hello-Kitty...
"Let's finish this" said an ant before being stepped on by a lightbulb.

[potato7]

'arrrghh"

[Frost]

lil grim's wrath shattered the windows of, um, potatoes house, lol grim knocked on the door, but it instantly shrivelled into a small piece of wood, "good evening, potato" lil grim said, "IT"S TIME!" he yelled.

[potato7]

"NO!!!!!!!! MY WINDOW I WILL KILL YOU"said potato

[Frost]

"HAHAHAHAHA! noob, I'm already dead, I'm the son of the grim reaper" lil grim told potato.

[potato7]

"I WILL STILL KILL YOU,YOU DICK WEED"said potato foolishley ((he is just like me))

[Frost]

"TALK TO THE HAND" lil grim said((get it? funny and smart;) ))

he simply touched potato on the shoulder....