Scorpus

[potato7]

"i am still alive i have no brain haaaa"said potato

[Frost]

"whay are you talking about you fullwit, the grim reaper just touches you and you die!" lil grim told him, he touched him agian...

[arnie]

And lo, doth the Grim Reaper descend from on high and yell "What the heck is with this archaic language??", but cast your eyes unto the house, its form is but a lowly stump, "WTH???" Cried Grim, "What the heck is with this writer?" And lo, he stormeth of in a huffeth.

[Frost]

lil grim was in a pitiful rage so he killed arnie.

[arnie]

Arnie cannot concieve death, so therefore it cannot happen, instead, he escaped to a random point in the 5th dimension and was instantly crushed by a giant green chicken.

[Frost]

lil grim killed potato too.

[Farrelei]

Suddenly, all the hiyurushiyuko cosplayers stopped falling...
And found themselves in a marshmallow maze.
"Huh!? I thought we were dead!" said one of the cosplayers stupidly.
Then a Doctor Tot cosplayer emerged from a teacup.
"It seems someone messed with dimensions again. Now we can all act like we're from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! " he emoted.
"But we already WERE pretending to be from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!" argued a Slartibartfast cosplayer.
Suddenly, the entire world imploded and everyone was randomly teleported through all the dimensions at once and ended up in the 2nd-dimension.
"Oh great!" argued Baby-Doctor-2D-Tot, "Not only havem our ages been changed, we can only walk like this now!" Doctor Tot moved forwards.
"Argh, stuff it!" said a Naruto cosplayer, "I'm turning!"
Suddenly, the Narutard exploded into a zillion pieces and then imploded, turning into a strange, gaseous life-form.
"Whopee! Forced evoloution!" he cheered before bouncing off in time...

[Frost]

,,,lil grim killed claw.

[Farrelei]

The great Queen of the Universe smiled.
"What is it, you're majesty?" asked her Royal 2D Servant. The Queen was the only one not 2D, for her body was indeed too large to squeeze through the dimensional holes.
"" she emoted.
"I understand" replied the servant, waddling off into the kitchen.
">" she emoted behind everyone's backs. No-one knew quite what she was planning.
Not even SHE knew. But she DID know that it was going to be evil, whatever she was planning. And she liked evil stuff, as does all the rest of us. Because we ALL know, that evil is fun!

[Macca]

((ROFLCAKE "I'
M FIRIN' THE DEATH STOR" ROFL LOVE IT *EXALTS*))

*Exalts*, did Ginger.


Called by the forces of all that is good, even though he is evil, give it up for DAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTH MAUL!!!!!!! *fans scream estaticly*

Maul ran over, past the T.H.A and over to Prometheus, "hello brother", Maul said,
"sup Darth" Theus asked
"nuthin' much, you?" Maul replied
"nah, fightin' a little war as you can see" Prometheus said
"oh yea? Hows that workin' for ya? Maul asked
"its goin' pretty good, hey hows Savanah?" Prometheus grinned
Maul grinned back "she is goooooooooood, man if anyone tells you that older women are better in the bedroom, tell 'em damn straight", Maul said
"How old is Savanah?" enquired Prometheus
"I dunno actually, like 6349 I think", Maul answered
"oh yeah" Prometheus said. Then when they realized that THEY WHERE STILL FIGHTING THE WAR!!!!!
"Oh yeah", Prometheus remembered, and flew into the skies (he has wings if nobody knows their Greek ancient history) picked up a big floating rock and hurled it at Supanova, killing 99999 Otakus, "a good score", said Prometheus.

[Farrelei]

((Actually, you are all 2D now and have all just changed drasticly but whatever. And if you didn't get my post, I didn't mean the Otaku convention, I meant a SUPERNOVA (star dying) but who cares, lol))

The Queen of the Universe had fallen asleep. Again.
A giant 2D machine was strapped somehow to her 3D body and was sucking the fat out of her bit by bit so that she wouldn't die again. The last time she died, she was pretty angry and ate 99999 slaves. Or was it apple pies? They taste pretty much the same.
Anyway, She finally woke up.
"*Phew*" emoted the Head Slave. Let's just call him Porkchop.
"-.o" emoted the Queen. If she could talk or emote in words, she would've huffed or puffed. But she couldn't, so she didn't.
"<|^-^|>" she emoted evilly.
Porkchop gulped and called over the Queen's Private Hello-Kitty doll.
Seth came crawling in, staring evilly at everyone. Since 500000 hello-Kitty Dolls had alreasdy been created since the interdimensional incident, Seth was indeed 3D.
He bowed towards the Queen and licked it's paw dramatically.
"" Emoted the Queen.
"NO!" screamed the Lowest Slave, and was fed to the inside-out starfish fiend that hung on the Queen's wall.
"-.-" emoted the Queen, and fell back to sleep again.
Excellent thought Seth deviously, I just need to take out this fat-ass and the Hello-Kitties will RULE THE WORLD/DIMENSIONAL RIFT/Whatever. It might take a few hundreds of years, but eating her is the only key... That or poisoning her, of course, but no-one ever thinks of that these days. I mean, seriously, who poisons monarchs?

[Frost]

...lil grim killed off macca.

[Milk]

Kevin Rudd killed lil grim

[Frost]

lil grim laughed, "I'm already dead" lil grim laughed, and killed off milk

[Farrelei]

The Great Queen Brahne of Alexandria (not queen of the universe, this is a different Queen. But nearly, just nearly as fat) was getting sick of Claw's stupid and idiotic posts that just ruined the idea of this role-play trying to be fun.
She used the Dark Mater and called Odin from the skies, who plummeted down on his horse and sliced lil' grim, which of cause did nothing but kill Odin himself.
"Damn" cursed the annoyingly ugly Queen from her immensly cool and beautiful airship, the Red Rose (it gets cooler 'cause Beatrix uses it ).
Then the answer came from above.
Valefor came from the skies with Yuna on it's back.
"It's SENDING TIME! >" cooled Yuna, taking out her staff/rod thing and dancing about in a crazy yet beautiful yet blasphemous way, and before Lil' Grim could correct her, he was sent to the Farplane where he spent his time pimpin' the dead mums of the dead.