Scorpus

[Frost]

lil grim had to figure out how to get out of here, but he knew he was doomed, all he ever wanted was a cool underworld car and a girlfriend.

[Farrelei]

Queen Brhane just wanted him deader than dead so gave him them using Life-2-Death Packaging Co. May cost a trillion, but gives you a billion
Not worth it, I know.

[Frost]

lil grim finally found what he needed, a girlfriend to eat and a car to trashh, he found them from e-buy.

[Farrelei]

((Read my posts -.-))

The Queen of the Universe was annoyed.
Brahne was getting so popular these days, curing cancer, killing death.
Why couldn't she just do something GOOD for once.
"" Emoted the Queen furiously.

[Macca]

((I'm gettin' pretty fakin' pissed at this emoting queen thing, I'm also so getting similar emotions to claw just saying that Lil' grim just kills everyone, but anyway, I don't really care tonight, I'm in mode.))

"" Theus cursed, it was the Queen of the Universe again, "not that bi- I mean witch", Theus said to Maul
"ROFLcake", Maul agreed
"we need a way to get onto her ship and then kill her before she tries to take over the world again, because seriously, if anyone is gonna take over the world, I pray to Zeus that it is not her, I mean, how could her character possibly grow when all she does is emote?" Prometheus said,
"I know what you mean", Maul replied, "its just so ridiculously boring, anyway, back to getting on the airship",
"oh yeah", Prometheus said "well I do have wings you know",
"oh yeah Maul said," Maul said,
"wait, hang on, did you just say that you said something?" Prometheus asked,
"no, what the hell are you talking about?", Maul replied, confused.

[potato7]

then he died

[Macca]

((-.-))

[Farrelei]

((*Ignores Potato's post*))

"D:<" emoted the Queen furiously. She was more annoyed then ever before. Some idiotic, 2D Titan Homie just talked about her like she wasn't ALREADY the Queen of the world.
"But your Majesty, you're Queen of the UNIVERSE, you don't have to worry about the-"
Seth ate Porkchop.
"" emoted the Queen. But then she had an idea, ":S" she emoted.
Suddenly, her ultra-hot female 3D skinny sister appeared. She also happened to be the Queen's translator.
"The Queen thinks that maybe Theus and Maul were talking about Brahne, not herself. But since she's feeling /> today, she will kill them both anyway" translated the super-hot female 3D skinny sister.

The Queen readied everything needed to destroy Theus and Maul.
In other words, her mouth.
"" she readied. Her mouth was so incredibly large that it looked just like the night sky. The Queen felt like eating Earth/Hades/Kashyyk/Paris/WHATEVER, but she knew that she had to wait just this one second for her > to work well...

[potato7]

(((-.- indeed i get bored)))

[Macca]

Maul leaped into action, took out his kickn' double-sided lightsaber and started to kick ass!!! Prometheus bunched his fists and began punching people into nothingness, and then "ALLLLLLRIGHT!!!" Prometheus yelled, "I leveled up!! Now I have unlocked Fire Ball Conjured From Palm Attack!! I'm friggen awesome!!!! Oh and whats this?" Prometheus read the popup, "you have leveled up, you may now take your last opponents weapon, that weapon was Spear, Spear does 15-20 stabbing damage, you current weapon, Fists, does 10-15 crushing damage, if you take this weapon you old weapon will be lost" Theus read then he thought "hmm, WAIT, HOLY CRAP, I'M GONNA LOSE MY HANDS?!!!! CANCEL!! CANCEL!! CANCEL!!".

[Farrelei]

"LOL!" read the Anything-Reader-Not-Interisting-Extravidiual (ARNIE).

The Queen of the Universe wondered about how stupid they were before swallowing whatever planet or world Promestheus and Maul were on.
":}" emoted the Queen.
"MMMM, that was some GOOD Titan Homie Archers" translated the skinny, hot, 3D sister.
Now the THA, Prometheus, the wookies and maul were all inside the Queen of the Universe's stomach.
"Well, this sucks" wookinized Chewie.

[potato7]

"it does suck don't it"said maul

[Farrelei]

"RAWR!" yelled someone from the other side of the Queen's astoundingly large stomach.
"BAD GRAMMAR!" yelled the Grammar Nazis, rushing forward, ready to strike.

[potato7]

they cut her open and they all came out

[Macca]

((LOL! Would have been nice for you to say who cut her open though. Oh and Farrelei, don't act as if I was ment to know the Queen lady is huge, you never acually mentioned it before you know. -.-))

Prometheus gathered his THA and Maul, trying to think of a plan. "I've got it!, Maul said", Maul said,
"there!", yelled Prometheus, "you did it again!"
"did what?" asked Maul, "anyway", Maul continued, "I have a plan!", Maul went for his cell-phone and dialed "dang, there's no reception, I wonder why that is......", Maul said, then suddenly, as if this RP was about to get boring Savvanah showed up to save the world! She blew up the queen from the inside out, and the world was free! "Wow", Darth Maul said, "that was amazing Sav, how did you do that?" Maul asked
"well", Sav said "its all because of Pryerofsjend", Sav explained
"whats Pyrerofsjend?" Prometheus asked
"well its all to do with the Frogbnoasefiu that was born from the Ancients", Sav said
"the Ancients?" Maul chuckled, "thats a pretty cliche name",
"yea well, I don't write the story, anyway, the Frogbnoasefiu, born from the Ancients, killed Majnorksimed, Finiefasais brother, or was it sister? Oh well. Then Frogbnoasefiu opened up the mystical portal of Mefribsefia so he could travel to the Jortzaibeoiawnfkd freely, so then, with all his hatred, he conjured up a fireball from his palm and then he Ksrogijwakjed the Nrihgoaialwjrinj, so thats how it happened", Savvanah said, Maul and Prometheus looked at her is in disbelife, trying not to cry, but then also trying not to burst our laughing, then finally, Maul broke the tension,
"that.......... Was the most fucked up story I've heard in my entire life", Maul said,.