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Post by Milk on Mar 15, 2010 19:53:00 GMT 10
William was a Dillion. An original Dillon.
15 years ago Dylan first started to recruit an army, he took men from all different places of the world, they were all in ether the army or some kind of agent. Ones that had grown tired of obeying the law and wanted to make more money.
Dylan only picked the best of the best, in the end he had chosen 150 Dillonz. After that he cloned them, drugged the clones and cloned more Dillonz. So he had a great army following his every word.
There were 43 original Dillonz left. They stuck together, they never really did get used to the new guys.
William was on jail duty, no one liked getting jail duty, it was boring unless one of the prisoners was insane or someone interesting to talk to. But the two here today were boring, they were just boring old spies. William despised spies, he was one once, before he turned to Dylan. He never got the jobs he was capable of. Always the easy boring ones, and the pay was horrible for risking your life.
William walked past the prisoners, not paying any attention to them. Then he walked into the prison guard room and drank a Super-Sexy-Dylan-Smoothy.
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 15, 2010 20:08:39 GMT 10
"Um you excuse me but I'm prrobably a better secret agent than you are you're only here to get me through these bars and then I'll have to knock you out for knowing to much in which case I'll resolder the bars so that the Dillonz get confused whilst I escape and gather the hairs from Dylan's legs. We need it to clone so we can get access into his bedroom with the DNA Security so then we can assasainate him, but it's still a secret so don't tell anyone, k?"
Mesulder was rubbing his/her body against Dylan vigorously.
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Post by Biomanic on Mar 15, 2010 20:14:58 GMT 10
Spencer grabbed Samuel by the throat and slammed him against the Jail cell wall.
"We can't assassinate him, not yet. My boss wants the bastards alive." Said Spencer. "You aren't going to be trouble for me are you? Because I don't like people who cause trouble."
Spencer released Samuel from his grip and returned to the bars. He reached for his watch and pulled out a small cord. He wrapped it around one of bars, and placed the watch on the ground. He then reached out onto a small table through the bars, and grabbed the keys. It wasn't very well placed, and it seemed a little too easy. Spencer grabbed his watch off the ground and unlocked the Door.
"Erm, what was with the watch thing?" Asked Samuel.
"You didn't think It was going to do something awesome?" Said Spencer. "Sigh, just once I want to be a secret agent like in the movies."
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Post by Milk on Mar 15, 2010 20:31:14 GMT 10
Dylan, who was trying to enjoy a good stripper show was being harassed by Duffy, who was acting quite strange ever since they got to the Amazon.
He pressed a button on his wheelchair arm and the chair somehow his Duffy away from him.
"Listen here Enzelduff, I don't know what crap you were pulling there, I was trying to enjoy a show and now you've ruined it! If it were anyone else I'd have you killed. In fact I would kill you, but I have a job for you." Said Dylan angrily "I have a contact coming in soon I want you to meet him at the entrance and take him to me. His name is Alexander."
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 16, 2010 16:17:41 GMT 10
"Ugh, you know you loved it, Lannypoo," soothed Duffy as she proceeded to heed his commands and moved to the entrance thing awaiting this so-called 'Alexander'.
Samuel held back tears upon his struggle with Spencer.
"Yeah well I can't kill him yet, I told you I have to steal his leg hairs and then return them to my Intellience Unit to clone so we can assasainate him later. Or clone him completely. But it's not like we'd bplan anything like that or something. So I'll let you tag along with me only for hurting the bad guys for now."
Samuel waited for Spencer to unlock the cell.
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Post by Biomanic on Mar 16, 2010 20:44:53 GMT 10
Spencer unlocked the cell, and snuck a peek around the corner and up the stairs. There were no dillonz around, so Spencer made his way out of the Prison area. Luckily enough, there was a gard barracks right near the gaol cells. He grabbed himself up some weapons and kept sneaking around. He tried his best to lose Samuel, who was tagging behind.
He found a large door, at the top of a large set of stairs. At the top near the door, was a slim man wearing a suit. He was surrounded by a few gards. He knocked on the door, and "Duffy" opened it.
"Dylan is expecting you." She said, leading the men in.
"They're going to Dylan" Said Spencer. "Lets follow."
Spencer ran up the steps and busted through the door. He fired randomly up into the air, scaring the shit out of the strippers in the room. The two gards pulled out automatic weapons, and raised them, but not before Tobias had his ready to fire, and dropped those mother fuckers.
The unarmed man in the middle he didn't shoot, nor did he shoot the woman leading them. He ran up to the man, and placed his gun to his head and turned him to Dylan.
"Remember me? FUCKER!"
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 16, 2010 21:02:49 GMT 10
Samuel began to cry and then collapsed in the floor. He wasn't expecting that, and was humiliated by Spencer's awesomeness.
Grandma Enzelduff screamed a very manly scream and kinda ran around the room.
((Who is the unarmed man?))
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Post by Silverlining on Mar 17, 2010 12:50:02 GMT 10
Andy kept running through the Amazon, trying to get some sort of sighting of a Dillon. He wished that bloody arsehole Spencer wasn't such a lone wolf, since his plan had originally consisted of trailing Spencer, then calling in his team to snatch Dylan.
Fuck. I hate doing hard work.
Andy finally caught sight of a patrol. He crouched, and aimed at the patrol, looking down the scope of his DMR, then shot each member of the patrol quickly in the head.
Shit. Forgot to keep one alive to question.
Andy searched over the corpses, taking some of their grenades, then searched through their wallets. He took all the money out of their wallets, then as an after-thought, took their identification cards as well.
He kept searching along the river-bank, then saw a play-ground like area was pock-marked with bullets.
Andy hid carefully in some long grass, waiting.
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Post by Milk on Mar 18, 2010 21:02:43 GMT 10
"Ahhh, yes... You... Ummm.... Sorry, no. I don't remember you at all." Said Dylan quite bluntly to Spencer. "Can I help you?"
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 20, 2010 14:15:39 GMT 10
"We're here for the hair on your legs!" Screamed Samuel.
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Post by Biomanic on Mar 20, 2010 15:06:52 GMT 10
Spencer slapped Samuel, "Shut up, you."
"Dylan, I'm going to have to ask you to come with me. Or I'll cap this mother fucker hard!"
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 20, 2010 20:21:55 GMT 10
Samuel was slapped.
He retreieved from his pocket a fold-up-gun, and pointed it at Spencer's head.
He smiled but tried to stop because it made him look lame, "I'm sorry man but I came here for the hair and you're kind of getting in my way. Sorry. I warned you, man."
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Post by Milk on Mar 20, 2010 21:16:38 GMT 10
"Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm not going anywhere and no one's getting my hair! " Screamed Dylan
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 21, 2010 9:43:09 GMT 10
Samuel turned the gun on Dylan, "I'm a reasonable man, and spy. I'll not kill you if you just shave like a little bit off."
With his other hand, Samuel retrieved from his pocket and tossed a disposable razor toward Dylan.
"Shave it."
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Post by Milk on Mar 21, 2010 12:12:44 GMT 10
Dylan didn't take the razor, he just started at Samuel. No one ever ordered Dylan what to do. Ever.
He pressed two buttons on his wheelchair, and a alarm went off in the building. the second on turned one on his chair handles into an assault rifle.
Dilonz stormed into the room from all angles firing blindly.
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