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Post by Farrelei on Mar 21, 2010 15:45:13 GMT 10
Samuel screamed and shot several times in Dylan's direction, but he missed every time (mainly because his eyes were closed), then twirled around and waved his arms as he tried to dodge the bullets, then quickly ducked behind Spencer.
Enzelduff jumped and somersaulted out of the way of the fire, ducking and dodging gallantly in all directions before landed beside Dylan, "Oh my god, Dylan, I'm getting you out of here! This is bad for your diabetes."
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Post by Biomanic on Mar 21, 2010 18:06:28 GMT 10
Spencer was practically shitting himself, under his tough guy persona, was a little girl, made of fairy floss. He dived to the ground, and fire randomly, luckily hitting a dillon square through the eye ball. Bullets were flying everywhere, it was amazing everyone wasn't dead yet.
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Post by Silverlining on Mar 21, 2010 18:15:42 GMT 10
Andy swore as he heard what sounded like distant gun-shots. He ran towards where he thought they were coming from. As he ran into the cover of the trees, something hit him. Repeatedly. And not just on the head. Andy doubted, as he started to slip into unconsciousness, if he'd ever be able to have children.
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Post by Milk on Mar 22, 2010 19:15:28 GMT 10
"Ahh Duffy" Said Dylan looking at Enzelduff like she/he was some kind of fool. "I always have a plan or a way out. " And with that Dylan pressed another button on his Wheelchair and it grew jetpacks He flew out of a hole in the roof with Duffy and as he flew out he stole a briefcase Alexander was holding. They landed somewhere else in the Amazon.
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 23, 2010 16:17:12 GMT 10
Enzelduff looked around.
"Dilly, are you sure you know where we are? I don't think I've ever been to this part of the Amazon before."
Down inside, Mesulder was both scared and horny. There were too many man-eating plants and insects and things in the Amazon that could eat them as he raped the now-helpless Dylan, and he forgot to bring protection.
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Post by Biomanic on Mar 24, 2010 15:54:31 GMT 10
Spencer was still in combat with the Dillonz, He had killed a few, but most still stood firing randomly. After a few well placed shots, he was able to break free from the fight and sneak out. He wasn't seriously hurt, a few grazes, and so on.
He found himself once again wondering through the Amazon. Except this time he sort'f knew which direction to head. In the sky was a faint trail of smoke from Dylan's chair.
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Post by Milk on Mar 24, 2010 20:50:59 GMT 10
Dylan pushed Duffy off him. "Get off me Smithers! I mean Enzelduff. Don't worry, I sent a message for a company of Elite Dillionz to pick us up. "
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Post by Farrelei on Mar 25, 2010 17:41:47 GMT 10
"Well aren't you Mr. Ruin-my-hot-old-man-rape? You digust me. WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WIH ME, DYLAN!? WHY!?"
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Post by Milk on Mar 25, 2010 19:52:14 GMT 10
At that moment many Dillonz found Dylan and Enzelduff.
"Duffy, you have been acting quite strangly recently." Said Dylan in a serious voice, with fat rolling around his face as he talked. "I think you may be getting to old for the job, so I'm going to have to let you go. Normally I would kill anyone I am firing, but you have been good over the years. So instead I'll just leave you here. "
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Post by Biomanic on Mar 28, 2010 15:52:24 GMT 10
Spencer was wondering through the amazon, somewhat lost. The trail of smoke he was tracking had long faded into the breeze.
"This is so screwed..." thought Spencer. "I'm never going to find this bitch."
Spencer was wondering along, when out of no where came his good friend Ben Bernanke (Except not the fucked up Old Ben Bernanke from a separate universe that was old Ben. (but the real Ben Bernanke, sent by the American Government to help Spencer.)
"Holy Buttfuck! What're you doing here, Ben?" Asked Spencer
"I need your teeth for the federal reserve."
Spencer had no time for Ben's shenanigans, so he capped him in the face and kept on moving.
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Post by Milk on Apr 1, 2010 18:13:43 GMT 10
Dylan sensed Ben's death and burst into tears.
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Post by Farrelei on Apr 4, 2010 12:16:49 GMT 10
Mesulder smiled, "There there, Dilly. Sex makes everything better. And let me tell you something."
At the moment, at that time, at that forest, at that point of transvestical homosexuality coming outness, Grandma Enzelduff's voice no longer sounded like Grandma Enzelduff.
"I'm much younger than you think. Hotter too."
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Post by Milk on Apr 4, 2010 18:44:05 GMT 10
"I'm not following you Duffy, and really I don't care that much. " Said Dylan starting to get annoyed. And when he got annoyed he gained weight.
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Post by Silverlining on Apr 6, 2010 13:26:59 GMT 10
Andy looked up in to the face of a Dillon, who was leering at him in a scary fashion. Andy knee'd the Dillon in the crutch, then looked in to the Dillon's eyes. The Dillon winced. Andy shot the Dillon in the groin, and ran at random in to the Amazon.
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Post by Biomanic on Apr 29, 2010 18:28:40 GMT 10
"Seriously the fuck am I going?" Said Spencer to hiself.
Spencer had been walking for what felt like millions and millions of minutes, but it'd only been around two hundred or so. Spencer had a rash.
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