KILLING DYLAN'S HENCHMEN II THE REFUCKENING

[Milk]

Note: This is not a serious roleplay. ;D Also Dylan is not Dylan P or Dylan L. He is fictitious.

New Note: Remember to re-read the old one to get into the KDH mood. Also don't read past page 5. Those ones don't count for anything.



TEAMS

Against Dylan:

You will try to get into the underground Amazon fortress and, well do what ever you want. The Idea is to get in and kill His Henchmen who are called Dillonz.

You can do what you want. Kill other against Dylan or team up with them. Maybe you want the bomb? Maybe you want to save the world? Or maybe you just like killing. xD

For Dylan:

You can be a henchman or an assassin, a drug dealer, whatever you like. So your probably going to try to kill the intruders. Or betray him half way through. Go crazy.


You do not have to side with anyone if you don't want to.


NPCs

There are heaps on NPCs in this. Anyone can control them. And do what you want with them. ((lolrape)) You can kill them at any time unless someone is using them. Most of the NPCs will be the Dillonz. But if you wanted you could make 50000 random guys with pocket knives run and the fortress and stab people.

Rules

*NO God-modding
*No killing without allowance
*Swearing and other stuff is allowed xD
*YOU ARE NOT INVINCIBLE! YOU CANNOT TAKE ON HUNDREDS OF MEN AND KILL THEM ALL WITHOUT REASON!

Username:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Team:
Reason for being in the amazon:
Bio/background info:
Appearance:
Other:


Username:Milk
Name: Dylan
Age: 103
Gender: Unknown
Team: Dylan's
Reason for being in the amazon: He owns it.
Bio/background info: He has being working on the bomb for 86 years and it's nearly done. He would of finished it last year but some weird fuck happened at his fortress. So now he's hiding in the Amazon.
Appearance: xD
Other: He likes to kill you.

AND NOW BEGINS NUMBER TWO!!!!

It was a year now since Dylan had moved to the Amazon Rainforest. After the roleplay was destroyed he was forced to move to the Amazon for some reason.

Now he hides there slowly gaining the resources to create a nuclear bomb. What will you do to stop him?

[Farrelei]

Username: Farrelei
Name: Mesulder Gravystir
Age: 34 (now 36)
Gender: Male
Team: He is a hired assasin.
Reason for being at the fort: He is a spy pretending to work for Dylan as a Dillonz, but really he is a hired assasin.
Bio/background info: He pretends to be Grandma Enzelduff, the leader of Dillonz, but really, she was murdered 3 weeks ago by Mesulder and he has been wearing a costume of her the entire time.
Appearance:

Grandma Enzelduff[/i]
Other: He's been hired to Kill Dyl.

After the events of KDH, Mesulder discovered he actually had a thing for Dylan and has kinda become his bitch and forgotten his mission. But unfortunately, sex would reveal his gender and ruin his cover. So he can only masturbate depressingly in the cubicles when Dylan's having one of his beauty naps.

[Silverlining]

Username: Silverlining
Name: Andrew "Andy" Sanders Washington.
Age: 31
Gender: Male... Probably.
Team: Against Dylan. Unless Shepherd tells him not too be.
Reason for being at the fort: An agent sent from IEAD to blow some serious shit up, and open his sealed orders once he reaches the bomb.
Bio/background info: He likes to blow stuff up. Sent as a replacement for that Shane guy in the last role-play who got wrapped up in some shit that is quite embarrassing, now I think of it.
He also commands a team of super-hard-core career soldiers. At least, they are when they're not drunk. To whit:

Username: Silverlining
Name: Team Washington
Age: Varied.
Gender: Varied.
Team: Against Dylan.
Reason for being in the amazon: Ordered to go there by general Shepherd, to capture Dylan alive, and stop him from doing some stuff with a bomb.
Bio/background info: Consists of multiple agents, led by Andrew Washington.
Appearance:
Other: They're, like, going to blow some serious shit everywhere. And probably some blood too. Yea, probably.


Appearance: ((It's not loading, I'll fix it later))
Other: He'll kill you faster than look at your ugly face, if he's being paid too.

After KDH, Andrew killed his brother Shane for going along with some half-wits idea to do something with his "child-hood friend", and is going to be flown in to the Amazon, with his team of soldiers. To, you know, kick some ass. OLD SKEEWL STYILE

[Milk]

((Guys I modified the first post. Read it.))

Username: Milk
Name: General Shepherd
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Team: He's the leader of the International Elite Anti-Dylan Force. (IEAD)
Reason for being in the amazon: He's not.
Bio/background info: He and IEAD have been on Dylan's trail for years now. He currently employs both Andy and Drew's character.
Appearance:
Other: There is a rumour in IEAD that Shepherd and Dylan were once good friends.

[Biomanic]

Username: Biomanic
Name: Spencer York
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Team: Against Dylan
Reason for being in the amazon: He's there to make sure that Dylan doesn't rape the world old style.
Bio/background info: He's taken on Dylan once before. He didn't get very far, His old Mate busted him out'f one'f the prisons and they raped things up. But, then Shwoozar joined, Farrelei moved the roleplay and it died. So, so did Spencer. BUT now he's back, back to kick you in the breasts.
Appearance:
Other:

[Milk]

It was early in the morning at IEAD. Shepherd hadn't slept, he was looking over a file marked Top Secret, but he wasn't really reading, he'd already read it a hundred times before. He knew it off by heart. He was waiting.

The rain was pouring in the Amazon. Dylan didn't care, he was standing over the grave of his once good friend. Mesulder was with him, but he wouldn't tell her who was in the grave. The name had worn away after all the years.
Dylan knew what was coming. Shepherd could walk right into his trap.

Right on time Andrew Washington and Spencer York walked in to Shepherd's office. They stood at attention in-front of his desk. Shepherd put away the file and stood up.

"As you should both know by now I am about to send of into some field work." Shepherd began. "But this is not what you would be suspecting. Dylan has resurfaced. We've tracked him down to the Amazon Rainforest in Brazil. You two will be assigned there. You can take a squad of men with you each or go alone, it is up to you. But this is not like last time. I want Dylan alive. We know he's working on another 'Super Special Awesome bomb' And it must be stopped.
So your mission is: Destroy the bomb and bring Dylan back alive. There will be agents from many other agency out to kill him, but he must not die. You will take the other agents out if necessary.
The rest of the briefing is on your desks, pick it up and get out on to a jet to the Amazon, work together or against, just get the job done."

[Farrelei]

Mesulder (WHO DYLAN CALLS GRANDMA ENZELDUFF YOU FAG) felt sorry for poor Dylan.
The world didn't understand him, and he was constantly haunted by his somewhat molested past.
He wasn't really evil, he was just really fucking ugly and so everyone hated him and made excuses to kill him. Kinda like the Wicked Witch of the West except less cool.
Anyway, so Mesulder thought about going up behind him and kind of hugging him, but he didn't want to look gay.
But then he remembered that he was dressed as an incredibly sexy old woman and did it anyway.

[Milk]

But Dylan was always prepared, his fat hit Enzelduff away from him. Dylan then turned around and headed back to his underground fortress.
His Elite Dillonz followed close behind with Enzelduff.
Dylan turned to Enzelduff, "Duffy, I need you to get me some coffee, and this time don't forget the extra lard. I'll be in the nuclear reactor core. "

[Farrelei]

"Yes, sweetypie," Mesulder crooned in his verily-trained old granny voice, "Anything else Granny can get you?> No? I'll be on my way then."
So he/she got back to the kitchen as demanded and made some pretty bitching coffee.

[Silverlining]

Andy saluted General Shepherd, nodded towards Spencer, and walked quickly out of the office. He began to head through some hallways, down towards his office. He entered the room, locked the door, and sat down at his desk. Andy then opened a drawer, pulled out a bottle of Bearhugger's Olde Grandade, opened it, and drank a few mouthfuls.

The world swam into focus.
He opened the briefing file on his desk, and scanned through it. He took another draught of whiskey set his head straight, and scanned through it again.

"Well, fuck."

He reached for his phone, and dialled for the operator.
"It's Andy. Put me through too troop assignment."
"Yessir. Won't be a moment, sir."

Andy sighed, as he was put on hold, and listened to the music.

He looked back at his mission briefing.

Well, if I get out of this alive... I'll have some of the biggest frickin' bragging rights anyone could ever have. Fuckin' sweet.

"This is the personnel field assignment office, so you'd better have a good reason for calling, otherwise, we're gonna have you out on your arse!"

"Hey, this is Andy here. After you check my requisition status, I want you to send member one from
recon-group Alpha, member six from warrant-group Omega, members one and five from Epsilon, and... Khan. That will be all."

Andy took another swig of whiskey, and began too watch the Donkey Rapes Man video on youtube. Again.

[Biomanic]

Spencer looked at Shepard. "You're sending me back to him? After what happened last time. I still have nightmares." Said Spencer.
"Come now, Spencer. You're one'f the best." Replied Shepard.
"The best can't survive hell."

Spencer saluted Shepard and turned to leave.
"Spencer. Will you be taking back up this time?" Asked Shepard.
"No. They'll just get in the way." Replied Spencer.

Spencer grinned and walked out.

He made his way to the on base air port. He got together some gear and located his small transport. It was a silent plane, wouldn't draw too much attention, which was good, because he knew what Dylan was capable of.

[Farrelei]

Mar 7, 2010 19:45:53 GMT 10 Biomanic said:

Spencer looked at Shepard. "You're sending me back to him? After what happened last time. I still have nightmares." Said Spencer.
"Come now, Spencer. You're one'f the best." Replied Shepard.
"The best can't survive hell."

Spencer saluted Shepard and turned to leave.
"Spencer. Will you be taking back up this time?" Asked Shepard.
"No. They'll just get in the way." Replied Spencer.

Spencer grinned and walked out.

He made his way to the on base air port. He got together some gear and located his small transport. It was a silent plane, wouldn't draw too much attention, which was good, because he knew what Dylan was capable of.

I'm sorry but this is what is going to end up happening:

[Biomanic]

Oh dear god.

[Milk]

Dylan shouted at his guards to hurry up and finish the bomb.
They had made more drugs for his Dillonz but this wasn't enough, Dylan needed the Bomb. It was all that was driving him. It was all he lived for.
Dylan got bored so he pressed a button on his Wheelchair and strippers came from all directions and started to dance.

Shepherd left his office. He was leaving the IEAD base to visit his sick mother.

[Farrelei]

'Duffy' gave the coffee to Dylan and then sat down trying not to look too interested in him.