KILLING DYLAN'S HENCHMEN II THE REFUCKENING

[Silverlining]

"Holy shit, this is one serious lump of rainforest."

Through the past few minutes, Andy had been surprised by a Tapir, which was strange, 'cause they were meant to be in Burma.
A python had also given him a scare, but it was just trying to eat the Tapir.

Andy ran through the jungle, feeling uncomfortable, as thousands of small eyes watched him pass. Andy tripped over a root, and fell into a bush.
"Shit, I thought this sort of stuff only happened in badly written stories."
As he stumbled onwards, he heard a voice...

"Seriously the fuck am I going?"
Andy raised his shotgun to shoulder height, and faced towards the direction of the voice.

"Okay, who the fuck is there?" growled Andy. Well, it was meant to be a growl. But it came out as more of a whimper, as the python
slithered past him. It had a vaguely Tapir-shaped middle bit.

[Farrelei]

Mesulder, enraged, armed himself with his pocketknife and tore Dylan's shirt in half.
"Don't ignore my, Dilly. I've waited for this moment for a very, very long time."

[Biomanic]

Spencer had a feeling he was being watched, and the shittly designed UAV that would only recognize personal from their country was going ape shit.
"Is there someone there?" Yelled out Spencer, raising his sniper.

He took a few steps, and lay down. He lay in the tall grass, hiding himself, hoping whoever was there would do something stupid and show themselves.

[Silverlining]

Andy was hit in the back by yet another Tapir, and was startled. He jumped forward, and tripped on a root, flinging himself into a clear area.

"Shit.."

[Milk]

Dylan was shocked, never before had he been threatened in his life and for once he felt fear, which was quickly covered up by obesity. Dylan narrowed his eyes, the Dillons around him were to shocked to do anything.
"I think I see now... Who sent you here to eliminate me? the CIA jackel or the KGB wolf?"

[Farrelei]

Grandma Enzelduff moved a leathery, old hand to her face, and began to itch at her chin violently.
Catching the rift between her fingers, she tugged and lifted the skin upward. It made a horrible noise as it tore off, like sticky tape does when a kid's sticky-taped a sticky tape to a sheet of paper accicentally and tries to tear it off but ends up tearing the sheet, and their precious artwork too.
As the face peeled off, the features of a hot, sexy manbeast were revealed underneath.
Mesulder casually pocketed the mask.
"I forget," he said, in his Duffy voice, before continuing in his sexy Mesulder voice, "And frankly, I don't care. You captivate me. Never before have I met a man.. No, nor even a woman, that captured me so.. So violently. My god, Dylan, they asked me to kill you. But that's all in the opast now. Now, Dylan, I only want to be yours, and make you happy. Because I love you, Dylan.
And I want to have hot, steamy sauna sex.
With you."

[Biomanic]

Spencer lifted his rifle as he saw Andy.
"Oh, it's you." He said in an angry, spiteful kind'f a way.
"What're you doing here?" Asked Spencer, not that he didn't know, He just had nothing else to ask him.

[Silverlining]

"Same thing as you."

Andy quickly made himself go from horizontal to vertical, using the power of sheer embarrassment.
And he was sure he was getting sober again as well.

"So... had any luck so far? I know I haven't had any..."

Andy glanced around the forest with a growing sense of dread...

"Uh... Got any beer?"

[Shwoozar]

Many Miles away, on the other side of a great ocean, Mrab had a heart attack and died.

[Farrelei]

Grandma Enzelduff was feeling wet and slippery.

[Milk]

Shwoozar you are not apart of this roleplay