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Post by Jakeby on Jul 7, 2009 14:04:18 GMT 10
Ah yes, I've heard of that site but was warned not to go on it, but what does /b/ stand for ?
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Post by .c.o.o.k.i.e. on Jul 7, 2009 14:10:48 GMT 10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell yout hat you are chatting with a convicted pedophile] Stranger: Hello You: Hey. Stranger:  You: D: Stranger: What? You: Nothing. You just sounded pedo-ish.\ You: xD Stranger: Oh dear Stranger: It's happening again You: If you're talking about your first reply, You: You made a slight typ. You: typo* XD Stranger: The asl thing? You: No the first thing\ You: If you want to scare people Stranger: ? You: You might want to make it look more official. Stranger: Okay? You: Also Omegle wouldn't be able to tell anything about you unless the police somehow provided you with a static IP address for some reason which would cost THEM money. You: Scare tactics fail. xD You: But hey at least you're more interesting then the last 15 people I've spoken to on this. Stranger: That doesn't cost any more than running a single server, which isn't very expensive especially for a government funded organization You: Actually it costs a lot less. Stranger: Static IP adresses are just simple lines of code Stranger: Exactly You: It only costs like $10 a month. You: But still, the typo gave it away. Also Omegle would present it before you typed. You: D: Stranger: Touche, little Australian child Stranger: So... Stranger: What are you wearing? You: Pyjamas  Stranger: Oh God Stranger: Keep talking You have disconnected. How did they know you were Australian  ? |
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Post by Farrelei on Jul 8, 2009 16:39:53 GMT 10
I just told you Kyouya, go back and read.
Also, I have no idea., probably just a guess and scare tactic.
I was up really late and the only people on are usually Koreans, Chinese, Japanese, and occasionally Australian, Taiwanese, etc.
But yeah... I'm guessing scare tactics.
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Post by Jakeby on Jul 9, 2009 9:24:51 GMT 10
There usually people from the USA on there.
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Post by Farrelei on Jul 9, 2009 10:05:24 GMT 10
Only at certain times. When you stay up as late/early as I, USA people get more and more rare, and asians become the commonality.
Most of the time you have top talk to people in broken English, but it's nice because you actually have fairly decent conversations with most of them about life, culture, school, etc.
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Post by Jakeby on Jul 9, 2009 10:16:21 GMT 10
Yeah, I sometimes have to do that, they beat the people who keep asking for sex pictures.
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Post by Farrelei on Jul 9, 2009 10:20:00 GMT 10
Yeah.
One of them told me he was Old Greg.
That was truly frightening.
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Post by Jakeby on Jul 9, 2009 12:12:53 GMT 10
Old Greg ? who is that |
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Post by Farrelei on Jul 9, 2009 16:47:24 GMT 10
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Post by Macca on Sept 2, 2009 20:35:58 GMT 10
Well me and Dylan tried this on a teenage indian guy who we kept hanging on by the promise of cyber sex, but then changed the subject. Anyweay here it is: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Cake
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: You wan cayk>?
Stranger: my name is imran and your
You: Slithna
Stranger: which country
You: That's an exotic name, where are you from?
You: France.
Stranger: i am from india
You: Wanna sex?
Stranger: yes
You: Lol I'm already in my undies take it from there
Stranger: your age
You: 19.
You: You?
Stranger: i am also 19
You: REALLY?
Stranger: are you girl
You: Every1 else dced when I said my age
You: Yes I am Slithna.
You: Pls wanna sex?
Stranger: are you single
You: Lol I dunno
You: wanna sex?
You: Plsd
You: So you like dolphins.
You: ?
You: Dolphins are sexy.
Stranger: i want you to be my girl friend
You: Ok then, but you have to promise to stop killing the Dolphins
Stranger: i dont kill any dolphine darling
You: I SAID DON"T KILL ANY DOLPHINS
You: Wanna sex?
Stranger: yes do you want me
You: Cake
You: You're Indian eright/?
You: right*
Stranger: yes
You: Like Indiana Jones?
You: Then yes
Stranger: your boob size
You: Big. Big enough,
You: Qanna see?
You: wanna
You: I said you qanna see?
Stranger: your figure
You: I'll show you
You: thewmwhq.proboards.com
You: Join that and go to Private Boards
You: And then find me
Stranger: how
You: lots of pix lol xox
You: Click reigser
You: reghister*
You: register*
You: PLEASE SEX
You: Have you got any children?
You: I looooooe kids.
You: looooove*
You: They taste delicous.
You: In a sexual way./
You: Cause I wanna sex
Stranger: are your pussy is getting wet
You: So y'know Indiana Jones is played by Harrison Ford
You: ?
You: Maybe lol
You: I needa sex first
You: DON'T KILL ANY DOLPHINS
You: Wanna sEX?
Stranger: yes babe
You: Cause I could really go for some fish and chips right now.
You: If you know what I mean
You: With octopus
You: Y'know in New Zeland they say fish and chips "Fush 'n Chups"
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOKLOLOLOOOL
OLOL
O
LOL
O
You: Wanna sex?
You: Please sex
You: Right now
You: With Indy
You: I made a milkshake a few minutes ago.
You: For my brother.
Stranger: i could not understand your word
You: Sex?
You: It means you put your ... in my ... and ...
You: I like hips.
You: And puddings.
Stranger: i like you
You: Take my clothes off
You: With your tentacles
You: You sexy, sexy Indian.
Stranger: i love you silthna
You: I love you Imran Jones
Stranger: can you prove your love to me
Stranger: will you marry me
You: Eww. No. Boys, they have scary bits.
You: Like armpit hair.
Stranger: what your nipple colour
You: That's disgusting, why would you say that.
You: I'm disgusted in you Indiana.
Stranger: i love you you cant hate me
Stranger: are you there
You: I don't hate you/
You: I hate the dolphins, fuckin' basterds, they need to be hunted down.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Hilarious. |
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Post by Milk on Sept 2, 2009 20:42:12 GMT 10
You knew you and Farr would only create evil at your house. >_<
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Post by Farrelei on Sept 2, 2009 21:37:52 GMT 10
LOLOLOLOL.
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Post by Biomanic on Sept 3, 2009 21:11:09 GMT 10
That was the greatest ever!
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Post by Milk on Sept 4, 2009 15:31:50 GMT 10
Ah yes, I've heard of that site but was warned not to go on it, but what does /b/ stand for ? /b/ doesn't stand for anything. It is 'random' If you really wanna know go on 4chan. But I don't recommend it. |
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Post by Milk on Sept 4, 2009 15:44:48 GMT 10
These people are so dumb.. XD Stranger: wow Stranger: whats your problem Stranger: ? You: Hmm. You: What;s yours? Stranger: life You: Good You: Or is it???!!! DDDDDD: Stranger: it is Stranger: i think? You: Oh I see. Stranger: i dont Stranger: im blind You: I just ate a kitten. Stranger: delicious You: No it was bad. Stranger: i love kitty soup You: I forgot to take off the fur. Stranger: why? Stranger: OH You: Yeah Stranger: hairball ? Stranger: nick? You: Yep Stranger: grosssss You: Yeah, it was pregenate to. Stranger: oh.. Stranger: i once ate a pregnant dog... You: Yeah, but they're not as tender as cats Stranger: true You: My fav part is the ears. Stranger: really? You: With a bit of peppers. You: Yeah Stranger: ooh Stranger: im hungry now You: Same. Stranger: damnit You: I think I'll eat some kangaroo. Stranger: ooh Stranger: share with me You: D: This took me 5 days to catch! Stranger: but you made me hungry!!! You: With only a pencil and a roof tile Stranger:  Stranger: OMG Stranger: you have serious skills You: It was a head shoot, then I teabaged it. You: Fine you can have the foot. *gives foot.* Stranger: ooh thank you You: I cooked it in my own urine. Stranger: oh Stranger: thats where that extra flavour came from You: Gives it an extra kick. Stranger: delicious You: Mm You: So did that make you life better? Stranger: yes Stranger: i will rememberthis dayfor the rest of my life You: Good. You: Wanna have sex? Stranger: sure You have disconnected. XD |
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