ASL!? D:

[Farrelei]

For your information, 'ASL' or 'A/S/L' is a cheap way of asking 'Who are you and where do you come from' to strangers on the internet.
(A=Age/S=Sex or gender/L=Location)
It is commonly used by pedophiles and teenagers alike on chatrooms, lame MMORPGs, and other sites.

Now that that's out of the way, here's the question:
When asking someone you meet online where they live, or how old they are, do any of you guys feel like pedophiles?
I can never find myself asking that question without feeling like, "Oh. That's something a pedo would ask. But wait. How can I make it not sound pedophilish?"

It's evil.
Oh, and no. I never use ASL, ever, and I ignore people that ask me that online (if they say 'ASL', there's a huge chance they're a dumbass pedo-man.
No, pedo-bear is not counted. He's better at this thing, so watch out for him too), and if any of you do, you deserve to be shot with the Grammer-Grenade.

[Milk]

I remember when I was 11 going on a chat room game with Cam for awhile. We'd hit on random people and a lot of them would say the ASL thing, man that was ages ago..... And then there was this other time.......

[Biomanic]

Yep. I used to have 'IMVU' the biggest of whore Chat rooms, Filled with Pedo's and fags alike. I was asked that one on my first public chat. I had no Idea what it meant.

[Farrelei]

omegle.com
Just go there (no bad things) and try one conversation.
Pedos.

[Biomanic]

I went there, it was rather odd. I don't see the point.

[Shwoozar]

...

why go to a peddo site?

[Farrelei]

It's funny. That's why. Oh burn.

[Farrelei]

Here is some strange conversations. It's fun messing with people

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Have my babies.
Stranger: what?
You: Or else.
Stranger: i don't any baby
You: Then have mine.
Stranger: what?
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: U A GURL
You: What the fuck is a gurl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: palmtrreeees are the shit!
You: !?
Stranger: ahhh!!!
Stranger: hiii
You: Hiiiii.
Stranger: who are youu?!?!?!
You: I'm Stranger, duh.
Stranger: ohh yaah.
Stranger: m or f?
You: Male.
Stranger: ohh cool!
You: You?
Stranger: femalee
You: Wow.
You: There's not a lot of females on Omegle.
Stranger: i nooo everyones males! hahaa
You: Are you admitting to being a man?
Stranger: nooo
You: Okay...
Stranger: neeed a pic?
You: No I'll believe you.
Stranger: kaaay:)
You: The last pic I opened from Omegle wasn't pleasant
Stranger: hahhhahahaa!
You: ...Oho.
Stranger: ??
You: Ohohohohohoho....
You: OOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO.
You: I'm actually Santa.
Stranger: dammnn your cool! hahahaa
Stranger: namee?
You: But don't tell anyone .
You: Santa Claus.
Stranger: k i wont!
You: Oh.
You: By the way.
Stranger: what?
You: Where are you?
Stranger: ohh you know...outside your window
Stranger: i seee you right now!
You: <3
You: -Waves to window-
Stranger: hahhaa!
Stranger: im waving..see me?
You: No.
You: My blinds are closed.
You: D:
Stranger: you sure? cause i see you
You: I'm guessing you have X-Ray glasses.
Stranger: yaaah. i doo
You: Either that or that isn't me.
You:
You: Oh sexy.
You:
Stranger: hahhaa! what are you wearing?
You: Can't you tell?
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: 23/sure/wherever.
Stranger: bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: That's odd.
Stranger: hi im horny.
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: rofl
You: I'm Farrelei. Nice to meet you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The muffin or the bunny?
You: CHOOSE NOW.
You: The bunny has a monocle, but the muffin is good.
Stranger: .................
You: dododoooooododododooodooodooDODOOOOODOOOOODODODOODOOOOOOOOOODodoooooodoooo
You: TOO LATE
You: THE BUNNY ATE THE MUFFIN.
You: THE MUFFIN OF GOODNESS
You: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: where u from?
You: I suddenly lost my will to drink yolk D:
You: I'm from the internet.
Stranger: where do you live
You: The Internet.
Stranger: naaaa.
You: My name is Farrelei, Farr for short.
You: And yours?
Stranger: well your clearly not right in the head FARR
You: Oho, so you think
You: ;D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I am a mashed potato.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Omegle/
Stranger: asl
You: _/M/England.
You: I am a muffin.
Stranger: ragga muffun
You: You could eat me,
You: But now
You: I am plugged into a modem.
You: And so I would live on as AI
You: In games such as Age of Empires
You: And The Sims 3.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Truly madam,
Stranger: asl
You: I asked for LEMONS.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: final fantasy
You: IS AWESOME.
You: =D
Stranger: uve done?
Stranger: ff13
Stranger: YEP
You: Oh, FFXIII Demo wasn't released in my country
You: =/
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: OMG what a pity
Stranger: us?
You: I'm from Australia, what about you?
Stranger: im from japan
You: I thought so.
Stranger: umm a lot of games
Stranger:
You: You're sooo lucky.
Stranger: really? hahaha
You: When I finish University I'm looking at living in Japan.
You: I love Japanese culture, lifestyle, language, food, everything @.@
Stranger: おやすみなさい
Stranger: hahaha
You: BUT I CAN'T READ IT XD;
You: Sorry.
Stranger: means good night
Stranger: ur really special
You: I'm taking lessons on reading next year though
Stranger: male?
You: Yes, male.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell yout hat you are chatting with a convicted pedophile]
Stranger: Hello
You: Hey.
Stranger:
You: D:
Stranger: What?
You: Nothing. You just sounded pedo-ish.\
You: xD
Stranger: Oh dear
Stranger: It's happening again
You: If you're talking about your first reply,
You: You made a slight typ.
You: typo* XD
Stranger: The asl thing?
You: No the first thing\
You: If you want to scare people
Stranger: ?
You: You might want to make it look more official.
Stranger: Okay?
You: Also Omegle wouldn't be able to tell anything about you unless the police somehow provided you with a static IP address for some reason which would cost THEM money.
You: Scare tactics fail. xD
You: But hey at least you're more interesting then the last 15 people I've spoken to on this.
Stranger: That doesn't cost any more than running a single server, which isn't very expensive especially for a government funded organization
You: Actually it costs a lot less.
Stranger: Static IP adresses are just simple lines of code
Stranger: Exactly
You: It only costs like $10 a month.
You: But still, the typo gave it away. Also Omegle would present it before you typed.
You: D:
Stranger: Touche, little Australian child
Stranger: So...
Stranger: What are you wearing?
You: Pyjamas
Stranger: Oh God
Stranger: Keep talking
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I HAVE YOUR KIDS.
Stranger: IN THE BASEMENT.
Stranger: ..............
You: BITCH.
You: D:
Stranger: BETTER RESPECT.
You: I WANT MOLLY BACK.
You: MOOLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY
You: I'M SCREAMING
You: I'M SCREAMING.
Stranger: SO IS SHE.
You: If you give back Molly I'll trade you George D:
You: MAKE IT STOP
Stranger: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY AND SAVE HER?
You: I'M TRYING TO BARGAIN WITH YOU.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello there.
Stranger: i am 23 m
Stranger: what about u ?
You: Why do you want to know? =D
Stranger: Why you cannt tell me ?
Stranger: xD
You: You know what I find sad...
I'm 14. And I can be bothered to type full sentences including grammer and spelling.
You: And I'm also a male.
You: And you can't.
You:
Stranger: see u
Stranger: lol i am not gay.
You: Neither am I.
You: Or does talking to another male consitute as gay? OR do you only use Omegle to satisfy your sexual desires with underage girls?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey D:
Stranger: ha
Stranger: how are you?
You: The last few people I tried to talk to on here left straight away ; ; Except for one guy who said his soul was being eaten, and then left.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: it's cause ur a guy huh?
You: LOL, I just realised I'm listening to a song from the anime Soul Eater.
Stranger: ahahaha
You: No I didn't reveal those details. But yes I am.
You: And that's happened numerous times before.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats omegle for ya
You: I know
You: D:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: like this
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You are standing in a hallway that extends both EAST and WEST. There is an iron BRACKET containing a TORCH on the WALL in front of you.
You: examine BRACKET.
Stranger: You examine the BRACKET, which is carrying the TORCH, you notice strange hand writing across it.
You: examine hand writing
Stranger: You examin the hand writing, it is in a language you cannot understand.
You: take torch#
Stranger: You pull the TORCH from the BRACKET.
You: Proceed East.
Stranger: You enter a dark room. Your TORCH lights the room up. You notice a CHEST.
You: open chest
Stranger: The PRINCESS smacks you for attempting to open her DRESS to see her CHEST.

You get good ones occasionally :'D

[Smallfry]

LOL
the first and last one are really funny but the funniest is and the mashed potato one ;D
I did one
You: I have 1 minute to tell you this
the FBI are looking for me and I need to give someone this information
at 9:00 there will be...
oh no they have found me
Stranger: hi

[Jakeby]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND
You: OH REALLY
Stranger: ITS GOIN DOWN DOWN
Stranger: O RLY
Stranger: RICE RINNAR?
You: I ATTACK YOU WITH MY CAPS
Stranger: /b/?
You: What?
Stranger: fag
Stranger: YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND
You: LOL you are ON CAPS
Stranger: You just lost the game
Stranger: encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended
You: TURN IT OFF.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Frost]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey i'm a guy looking to talk a girl off on cam
You: Well you've came to the wrong place! Would you like some cookies? ;D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Why are anime hammers so big, mr.stranger?
Stranger: Because the artists are sick perverts who aren't good enough to score with a real woman so they draw them extra big to get some sort of sexual thrill from it.
You: Hammers?
Stranger: We were talking about hammers now?


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: 6/M/in bed
Stranger: ur 6?
You: yes
You: mummy is here watching
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You:6/m/in bed
Stranger: your 6 years old?
You: yes
You: how old are you
Stranger: 2
You: oh okay
Stranger: now tell me the truth and stop fucking around
You: Fine. I'm 48. If you must know.
Stranger: come on
You: This time, I'm not lying. Disconnect yourself immediately to save yourself from looking like a pedophile and save me time from getting up and calling the police.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I have your daughter, if you want to see her again, give me $50, this is your last chance and your last phone call.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Biomanic]

It now tells you that ASL is boring, and to think of something better to talk about.

[Farrelei]

Really? Good. I disconnect when randoms say ASL -_-
And LOLOL Kyouya, do you know what /b/ is? .

[Jakeby]

Lol nope, I know wha ASL is but not " /b/ " care to explain ?

[Farrelei]

4chan.org
Terrible site, but most people from Omegle probably come from there. Especially that guy.
I only know that /b/ is the category of 4chan that holds 'Miscellanous' 18+ images. I'm guessing that includes tentacles and little girls.
D: