ASL!? D:

[Macca]

Man I am having so much fin with this.

You: AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN TO WALK A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
Stranger: i'm touched
You: BADABUPA BADABUPA
Stranger: thanks
You: BADABUPA BADABUPA
You: Lunda lalalalalala
You: BADABUPA BADABUPA
You: BADABUPA BADABUPA
You: Lunda lalalalalala
Stranger: BADABUPA BADABUPA
Stranger: BADABUPA BADABUPA
Stranger: Lunda lalalalalala
You: When I go out, well you know I want to be, I want to be the man who goes out with you.
You: When I wake up, well you know I want to be, I want to be the man who wakes up next to you.
You: When I come home (*echo* When I come home), well you know I want to be I want to be the man who come on home to you
You: When I heavah', well you know I want to be, I want to be the man who's heavarin' to you.
Stranger: yay
You: AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN TO WALK A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
You: BADABUPA BADABUPA
You: BADABUPA BADABUPA
You: Lunda lalalalalala
You: BADABUPA BADABUPA
You: BADABUPA BADABUPA
You: Lunda lalalalalala
Stranger: can you not
You: BADABUPA BADABUPA
You: BADABUPA BADABUPA
You: Lunda lalalalalala
Stranger: Shut up
Stranger: thankyou
Stranger: asl?
You: AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN TO WALK A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR

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Stranger: hello
You: Well hi there!
You: What's your favorite planet mine's the sun!
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[Milk]

You: HEY
Stranger: Hi Stranger (:
You: No, I'm You, you're the stranger.
Stranger: No. Your the stranger. Im you.
You: Look we could sit here talking about your life all day but I have an important appointment with a stranger.
You: Which sould be you.
You: But I'm you.
You: You
You: Is
You: I
You: You're just a stranger
Stranger: Im going to go.
You: THAT'S IT GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY

[Milk]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello my lady.
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You: Top of the morning to you!
Stranger: ya
Stranger: how r u?
You: Great scott, it;s good to see you!
You: I'm doing spiffingly well!
Stranger: thanks
You: How about you old boy?
Stranger: 25
Stranger: u?
You: Kind sir you did not answer my question.
You: I am 83
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: great!
You: That's good to hear.
Stranger: i m interested to know the feelings about a 83 guy
Stranger: plz share ur feelings
You: As am I, if you ever meet anyone of that age contact me impertinently !
You: Oh dear it seems my top had has exploded. Tah Tah!
You have disconnected.

[Farrelei]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You are standing in a hallway that extends both EAST and WEST. There is an iron BRACKET containing a TORCH on the WALL in front of you.
You: examine BRACKET.
Stranger: You examine the BRACKET, which is carrying the TORCH, you notice strange hand writing across it.
You: examine hand writing
Stranger: You examin the hand writing, it is in a language you cannot understand.
You: take torch#
Stranger: You pull the TORCH from the BRACKET.
You: Proceed East.
Stranger: You enter a dark room. Your TORCH lights the room up. You notice a CHEST.
You: open chest
Stranger: The PRINCESS smacks you for attempting to open her DRESS to see her CHEST.

[Shwoozar]

that site is disyturbed

[Shwoozar]

i went on, and some pedo tried to mcon me, so i countered with the word.
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Stranger: wanna see my butt
You: no
Stranger: wanna see me BUTT
You: no
Stranger: WANT TO SEE MT BUTT
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: whatsup
You: no
You: you are disturbed
Stranger: nobody usually sticks around that long hah
Stranger: yeah a li;
You: meh
Stranger: isnt eberyone
You: meh
Stranger: merhh
You: meh
Stranger: idk im drunk
Stranger: and meeting strangers
You: meh
Stranger: its great
You: meh
Stranger: Meju
You: meh
Stranger: But
Stranger: plug
You: meh
Stranger: yo
Stranger: so
You: meh
Stranger: you wanna see my butt
You: meh
Stranger: or my tits
You: no
Stranger: asl
You: ...
Stranger: i have a webcam too im actually a lil horny
You: ...
Stranger: 19 f fl
You: ....
You: you know
You: that kind of lifestyle leads to eternal pain
You: i think you should reconsider your liufe
You: and look into happiness, as opposed to lust
Stranger: sooo....
Stranger: do YOU WNAT TO SEE MY PUDKIPZ
You: no
You: i belive that you need to learn to controll instinct
You: i belive that you should look into life
You: eternal lifew
You: john 3:16 says
You: for god so loved the world
Stranger: yo so you wanna se my lil johnson or no
You: that he gave his one and only son
You: no
You: life has more meaning
Stranger: you ever finger your prostate
You: no
Stranger: you can sum whilst soft
You: look into life
Stranger: or so ive heard
You: not death
Stranger: was wondering if you wanted to put your fingers up my bum
You: no
You: you need help
You: mental
You: but that doies not mean
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lol

[Shwoozar]

this is my next one:
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You: you are a pedo
You: i know it
You: you dont need to say anything
You have disconnected



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Stranger: whtsup
You: go away
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Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: go away
Stranger: go away
You have disconnected.


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Stranger: hi
You: this is why i hate people
You: takte this comment for examplke
You: 2 letters
You: that is the sum total of their intelligence
You: do you feel stupid?
You: because you responses make me thiunk you are
Stranger: never
You: sure
Stranger: where are you from
You: because your replys seem to indicate a severe brain growth deficiency
You: Bwabbba!
You: ZDKJFGA;LIUDRGS
You: SsdFASDHADTH
You: CTHSFHDSFYJ
You: CXVJHDGYJ
You: bawwasahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

)))))))))))
)()(_
You:




















ooooog
You: BLAH BLAH
Stranger: you are so rude
You: hehehehehehe
You: YOU SEEM TO BE REALLY STUPID
Stranger: it's impolite
You: you are verry limited in your respnces
You: are you a computer
You: ?
Stranger: hey ,you are a bad person
You: i am settling for stupid
You: i dont like stupid people
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Stranger: this is a house of learning doctors!
You: liar
You have disconnected


These seem to be disturbed

[Biomanic]

This was strangley amusing.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: Why Hello there you magical talking Pelvis, How're you?!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: How did you know?!
Stranger: No one ever guesses the Truth!
You: Um, I have X Ray pulses.
Stranger: You must be the Chosen One
You: Chuck Norris tweasered me from his Pubes himself.
Stranger: Dayum!
Stranger: That's impressive.
You: Why thank you
You: I was born there.
Stranger: Sweet.
Stranger: So, how many supervillians do you defeat on a typical day?
You: Hmm.
You: At least three.
You: But, Sometimes four.
Stranger: Not bad!
You: Thank you kind stranger.
You: Now where do you hail from?
Stranger: The Frozen North
Stranger: I am actually a Yeti.
You: Ahh, really?
You: That's awesome.
Stranger: Yeah, no bull.
You: My Grandpa was a Yetti.
You: Did you know him?
Stranger: Naw
You: Ahh, Okay.
Stranger: We Yeti have been seperated from each other
Stranger: by the Normals
Stranger: the Conspiracy of Normals is an elaborate plot to keep the Yetis down
Stranger: also known as the CoN
You: Ahh, That's just silly.
Stranger: You'd think!
Stranger: But it's very serious.
Stranger: Yetis are superior to merehumes in every way except sheer numbers
You: Yeah, I can imagine.
Stranger: but the Normals have subjected them to bizarre mind-warping Lies
You: Yeah, and don't forget, Men Have the Wizard Hat.
Stranger: and they now harness Yeti superpowers for the sake of entertainment and to keep their Normal society running
Stranger: Oh man, the Wizard Hat?
Stranger: That's fucked up.
You: It is! I touched it once, I almost lost my spine.
Stranger: That's why you wear gloves, silly!
You: Well, I thought being the son of Chuck Norris, I'd be immune
You: But, I guess I was wrong.
Stranger: Yeah, well, live and learn.
Stranger: But lemme tell ya, if your Grandpa was a Yeti, that makes you part Yeti
You: Hey yeah.
Stranger: don't let the Normals keep you down
You: I never thought about that.
You: I WON'T good sir.
Stranger: there is nothing--NOTHING--more tragic than a Yeti who doesn't realize that they're being duped by the CoN
You: Yeah, Except burning kittens.
You: And there'd need to be at least 24 of them.
You: And maybe a few, Superdogs.
Stranger: Yes but with the kittens, the screaming eventually stops.
You: Good point.
Stranger: A duped Yeti just screams and screams and screams
Stranger: and they keep it all inside
You: No! The poor thing!
Stranger: and then.. well, you know.
Stranger: Yeah. It's bad.
You: Hmm, I've decided to fight this Evil CoN!
Stranger: That's the motherfucing SPIRIT!
Stranger: Look up The Church of the SubGenius and Discordianism.
Stranger: They're all asshats
You: I will.
You: Look up the Uberstrauss!
Stranger: but they know the way to fighting the CoN
You: I shall!
You: And I will fight these Evil ones.
Stranger: Googled!
Stranger: Just be careful that they don't notice you fighting them
Stranger: 'cause once they spot you as a trouble maker, it's all over
You: Hmm
You: That'd be bad.
Stranger: they'll give you pills and make you into a joke and eventually make you work for them
You: NOES!
Stranger: they're very practiced at this game
You: That'll never happen, I won't allow it.
Stranger: we Yeti have been losing this game for quite a long time
Stranger: but we haven't lost yet
You: No, I can't imagine you will lose! I think you'll be victorious over the Normals, then we can get together and have tea and cakes.
Stranger: Shit yeah
Stranger: Screw the Normals and their terrible things
You: Yeah!
You: But, be careful of the Wizard hat of Destiny.
Stranger: their glowing teevee boxes and their social networking spaggotry
Stranger: these are their tools for occupying idle minds
You: Yes, that too.
You: I shall spread the word.
You: But, Never fear my Yeti Friend, if you get captured, I'll be there to liberate you, and release you to the wild.
Stranger: w00t!
You: And then Tea and Cakes.
Stranger: Also, remember that the Wrath of Baby Jesus is with you always
You: I shall smite all with such.
Stranger: His Wrath would fucking anybody and doesn't afraid of anything.
You: Jesus am a pretty cool guy eh wrath and doesn't afraid of anything
Stranger: yup
You: But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: Yeti's that is.
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: oh man I was gonna use that line
Stranger: I'm dying here
You: Well tough I got it first!
You: : F
You: : D*
Stranger: img170.imageshack.us/img170/4715/babyjesus.jpg
Stranger: that's the Wrath of Baby Jesus
Stranger: PHEAR HIM
You: I see
You: Gaa! It's terrifying
Stranger: It's AWESOME and TERRIBLE
Stranger: no kidding, that Baby Jesus doll is in my room right now
Stranger: it's freaky as all hell
You: That's no good! What about the fake Maustache
You: ?
Stranger: It's on my face
You: Sweet
Stranger: that's all
You: Well, My Jew-Friend, I must depart.
Stranger: I buy 'em in bulk
Stranger: UR A J00!
You: No u
Stranger: Also, I just lost the Game
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger:
You: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER
You: MOTHER FUCKING A-HOLE!
You: I JUST WON THE GAME FOREVR!
Stranger: lawl
Stranger: naaaah you lost
You: Ur mum loses.
Stranger: my mum doesn't play
You: Ahh
You: I see.
You: Well, Yes, I must be off you Lesser Healing Potion.
Stranger: k bye
Stranger: Also, a word of wisdom: "If you only read one book in you life, I highly recommend... you keep your mouth shut."
Stranger: so long!
You: Cheerio!
You: My Overused baggage compartment.

[Milk]

He was okay until he talking about the fucking game

[Farrelei]

[Smallfry]

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Stranger: hi
You: ahoy
Stranger: ye be a land lubber?
You: are you on drugs?
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Stranger: you
Stranger: are
Stranger: awesome
Stranger:
You: sorry your not my type
Stranger: i know
You: better luck next time
Stranger: but i will hold on to false hope until the end of high school
You: ok
Stranger: when i will tell myself i will ask you out
Stranger: and spend the whole day encouraging myself
Stranger: then end up not doing it
Stranger: I will regret it for the rest of my life
You: I'll encourage you
Stranger: and all the girls i sleep with will not feel the same
Stranger: I will never be the same
You: yea I'd say no
You: Im a guy
Stranger: An empty shell of a man who lost his chance
Stranger: i know
You: eek
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: creep
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[Smallfry]

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Stranger: Hi
You: help
Stranger: Help with what
You: yes
You: what
Stranger: Ok
You: hows mexico
Stranger: Never been
You: WHAT!
Stranger: Yea
You: you serious
You: !!!!!!!!
You: ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!!!!
You: WHAT!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Yea what's so great about mexico
You: NO MEXICO!!!!!!!!
You: I dont know never been
Stranger: I live in california
You: I live on the sun
You:
Stranger: You must have a good tan
You: no
You: its harder than it looks
Stranger: Do you have SPF 3000?
You: thats ridiculous
You: spf 30
You: +
You: banana boat
Stranger: Sun must be weaker than it looks
You: good stuff
You: it is
You: its over rated
Stranger: I believe it
You: and the moon
You: not really there
Stranger: Really now?
You: yep
You: its the lights bouncing off the gases
You: theres a gas cloud there
Stranger: Yea I don't fancy space
You: yea not that great
Stranger: It seems like only bad things are out there
You: once you've seen one part you've seen ity all
You: oh no there are good things
You: good food
You: thats 'bout it
Stranger: But have you seen alien?
You: yea
You: my best mate is one
You: there shy
You: *their
Stranger: A xenomorph?
You: no
You: thats an urban ledgened
You: yenomorph
Stranger: What about necromorphs
You: WHAT
You: no
You: thats
You: under earth
You: the core has millions of em
Stranger: No play the game dead space
You: heir pests
You: thats based on me!
Stranger: Isaac?
You: yea
Stranger: Awww sweet
You: yep
Stranger: So what's it like to get chomped on?
You: better than I expected
Stranger: That's giod
Stranger: Good
Stranger: O
You: does earth still get seinfeld
Stranger: Yes
You: good
You: love that show
You: cracks me up
Stranger: Me too
Stranger: What season are you on in space
You: second
You: episode every month
You: annoying
Stranger: That sucks, I have season 7 on DVD you can borrow it
You: ok
You: My favorite episode is the chinese resteraunt
You: hilarious
Stranger: That's a good one
You: I saw it yesterday
Stranger: The suspense would kill ne
You: yea
You: gave my uncle a heart attack
Stranger: Did he die?
You: no
You: his fine
Stranger: Glad to hear it
You: lucky
You: long way to a hospital
Stranger: Do you have video games in space?
You: no
You: I wish
You: couple of computer games
You: hey has the band JET released any more albums?
Stranger: I don't know I'm not a fan
You: oh
You: ok
You: got get born thats it
You: i heard rumours theres two new albums
Stranger: Could be
You: Oh no
You: never mind
You: thought the sun was expanding for a sec
Stranger: That would suck for you
You: yea
You: and you
Stranger: Why me?
You: the earth would get a lot hotter
Stranger: It's already hot
You: yea thats hot
You: hahaha
You: your a funneh one
Stranger: wut
You: you've got it hot
You: ha
Stranger: ok
You: dam it crack in the window
You: well got to go know
You: the couch is on fire
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[Frost]

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You: If your an internet predator get out.
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[Shwoozar]

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You have disconnected.

[Farrelei]

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Stranger: I hate jews
You: I r no jew.
You: D:<
Stranger:
Stranger: Die jews!!!!!!!