|
|
Post by .c.o.o.k.i.e. on Oct 17, 2009 19:22:58 GMT 10
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! This dude/dudette was so random... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are u turkish female? You: why yes! how did you know?!?!!? You: stalker. Stranger: ı m only asked Stranger: ı only wanna meet You: oh... so you live in Turkey too then? Stranger: because turkish girls are beatiful more each girls  You: Aw..... You're so sweet! Thank you! Stranger: which do you live city? You: istanbul Stranger: bende bursa You: wow! cool! Stranger: türkçe konuş bee yeter a.q  You: Oh I'm so sorry, I'm not actually Turkish, I don't think you'll find many Turkish people on here! I'm sorry, I live in Australia! Sorry! You are very sweet though... Stranger: ok baby have u got msn? You: No. I used to but I don't remember my password now... You: sorry. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Creep. |
|
|
|
Post by .c.o.o.k.i.e. on Oct 17, 2009 19:43:06 GMT 10
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: Sup bro?
Stranger: wher are you from?
You: France
Stranger: i'm form korea
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Oh an Asian! Lovely!
You: I am 18... you?
Stranger: i'm 13yerars old
Stranger: df
You: Oh... How sweet!
Stranger: 13
Stranger: 13
You: df?
You: What does that mean?
Stranger: nono
Stranger: it is not have mean
You: Oh okay...
You: You have very good English!
Stranger: where did you live?
You: France.
Stranger: sity
Stranger: please?
You: Oh of course! Lyons
Stranger: your boy or girl
Stranger: i'm boy
You: Girl...
Stranger: what your name
You: That's nice isn't it! My name is Jamina.
You: Your's?
Stranger: my name is jeung seong ho
You: That's so cool!
Stranger: koream mean is 정승호
You: Wow!
You: That's amazing!
You: I love Asians!
Stranger: why?
Stranger: i love urope too!!
You: You are all so sweet!
You: Oh... Yes, France is a very Romantic place
Stranger: thank you
You: You're welcome!
You: I have met some Koreans here in France, They are nice people
You: They have a little girl. Very sweet.
You: Where in Korae do you live?
Stranger: right! did you nownce have koreaRemains ?
Stranger: i live in soul
Stranger: did you know france have korea remains?
You: Really?
Stranger: right
You: No, I didn't know that..
You: How interesting!
You: I must go. It was very fun to talk to you!
You: You are very nice.
Stranger: thank you
You: Good bye!
Stranger: waiter sacond
You: okay...
Stranger: what is your phone nomber
You: 8724 30247
Stranger: 010-8724-30247?
You: I don't know if you can ring it from Korea... Or if I can call you from France...
You: It would be too much money...
Stranger: i know that bye bye see you latter talking is very good
You: Yes. It was great!
You: Good bye!
You have disconnected.
Not relevant, but such a sweetie!
Probably a 58 year old man sitting in his basement in Iraq, but oh well.
And this poor sucker... Well, I was just making things up on the spot. At least I distracted him from sex...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i'm a guy
You: Hey there! I'm a chicken!
Stranger: sorry :/
You: What for?
Stranger: chicken!
Stranger: hahaha ok
Stranger: do you want sex?
You: Not really, thanks anyway. I'm doing a survey, I was wondering if you could answer some quesetions for me?
Stranger: i can aswer in the msn
Stranger: on the webcam
Stranger: shall?
You: Shall we not. I'm looking for a mature male to answer some serious questions...
You: It's for school...
Stranger: yqah, i'm a mature male
Stranger: i can anwer
Stranger: :?
Stranger: :/
You: Oakay, there's only 5 questions...
You: Firstly though, do I have your permission to use them in my school essay?
Stranger: sure! you don't know me!
You: Thanks!
You: Q1: what is youre favourite type of alchaholic drink?
Stranger: BEER!
You: Wonderful, any particuler brand?
Stranger: stella or heineken
You: Thank you!
You: Q2: What is your bedrooms wall colours?
Stranger: white
You: Great! Thanks!
You: Q3: Do you still live at home? Or: How long did you live at home for?
Stranger: no, i live ia a students home, on a university
Stranger: 18 years
You: Oh good! That will make my essay even more interesting!
You: Q4: Do you/did you like your parents?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i do
You: Good for you! Thanks!
You: Last question!
You: Q5: Do you consider yourself a beautiful person, inside or outside?
Stranger: i think inside and outside
You: Good for you! Actually, I'd like you to specify that a bit more, is there anything you don't like about yourself? (inside or outside)
Stranger: i'm a little bit lazy
You: Yes, I think everyone has that problem! Which is why I'm asking random strangers for this essay, not asking people on the street.
You: Thank you so much for your help!
Stranger: ok :]
You: It was very good of you!
You: Is there a name you want me to mention in my essay?
You: Your name I mean
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Roberval Ladrão de Chocolates
You: Haha.
You: Are you serious?
Stranger: hahahah the last name is a joke
Stranger: Roberval Ladrão :]
You: That's a nice name!
You: Thanks so much! You're very kind!
You: Now I have to go start working on my essay
You: 6000 words!
Stranger: ok...
You: Not going to be easy!
Stranger: WTF!
Stranger: good work!
You: I know!
You: Thanks.
Stranger: :}
Stranger: bye
You: Bye!!!!
You have disconnected.
|
|
|
|
Post by Farrelei on Oct 18, 2009 15:54:52 GMT 10
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey there
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 m australia
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: like in australia
You: Sydney, NSW
Stranger: me to
Stranger: whats ur name i might no
Stranger: u
Stranger: im in penrith wbu""?
You: I live in Richmond
You: I was in Penrith last night
You: :'D
You: This is a coincidence.
Stranger: madddd
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Allan urs??
You: Dylan.
Stranger: im a guy aswell
You: I don't know an Allan.
Stranger: ahhhhk i live in the riff son i guess not then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
|
|
|
Post by Farrelei on Oct 18, 2009 15:57:12 GMT 10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 15 m australia
Stranger: faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
|
Shwoozar
Commissar for Nothing 
Hmm...[/color]
Posts: 1,590
|
Post by Shwoozar on Oct 18, 2009 19:22:34 GMT 10
... lol?
|
|
|
|
Post by Farrelei on Oct 27, 2009 16:22:13 GMT 10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hey.
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: another one!
Stranger: "Another what?" you ask.
You: o.o?
You: o.o;
Stranger: Another person who's anal about punctuation!
Stranger: yay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
|
Shwoozar
Commissar for Nothing
Hmm...[/color]
Posts: 1,590
|
Post by Shwoozar on Oct 28, 2009 14:56:38 GMT 10
LOL
|
|
Shwoozar
Commissar for Nothing
Hmm...[/color]
Posts: 1,590
|
Post by Shwoozar on Nov 4, 2009 18:25:08 GMT 10
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: john??
You: JOHN!
You: i missed you sooooo much
You: i havent seen you in ages
Stranger: i missed u tooooooooo
You: missed you sooooooo much
Stranger: omg how are u??
You: its hasnt been the same without you
Stranger: haha you!
You: mike is now 4 years old
Stranger: get out!'
You: and has a shoelace as a friend
You: John?
Stranger: thats silly
You: whats wrong john
You: John
Stranger: lol your john
Stranger: ??
You: i can't hear you John
Stranger: lol
You: JOHN!
You: speak up
You: ...
You: whats that?
Stranger: hahaha your john
You: IM JOHN?
You: NO
You: JOHN
You: NO
You: not that
Stranger: yes , u messed it up
Stranger: lol
You: mike was going to be a cow when he grew up with your tutelage
You: where did you go?
You: why did you go
You: we live on the side of the road now
Stranger: haa
You: in a cabbage
Stranger: your to funny
You: wait...
Stranger: i could hug you!!
You: YOUR NOT JOHN
You: GO AWAY YOU IMPOSTER
|
|
|
|
Post by Jakeby on Nov 5, 2009 9:20:46 GMT 10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You:  Stranger: You: I saw you today. Stranger: really? You: At the shops. You: Yep Stranger: ah yeah Stranger: i remember Stranger: you sucked my balls behind tesco? You: No, that must have been some other guy. Stranger: damn You: I saw you playing in the kids section, haha you and those little fluffy toys. Stranger: i know... i am mad for them  You: It's your life. Stranger: thanks You: To be one. Stranger: that's a good perspective You: Yep Stranger: tell me more Stranger: of your philosophies on life You: I eat people, that's my life/ Stranger: that's cool Stranger: you german ye? You: Sorry I do not speak english You: uh uh bye You have disconnected. |
|
Shwoozar
Commissar for Nothing
Hmm...[/color]
Posts: 1,590
|
Post by Shwoozar on Nov 6, 2009 14:53:08 GMT 10
;D
|
|
|
|
Post by Farrelei on Nov 7, 2009 12:03:21 GMT 10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yo You: Hi. Stranger: bonjour Stranger: je mappele christina\ Stranger: christian* You: no... speak... French? You: D: Stranger: 3137 users onlineConnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: Hi. You: bonjour You: je mappele christina\ You: christian* Stranger: no... speak... French? Stranger: D: Stranger: oui You: no. Stranger: pour quoi Stranger: tres tres bien You: ! Stranger: pou qoui You: Australia? You: Stranger: non Stranger: quebec You: I see. Stranger: no im just kidding im just making that up i speak english You: I know. Stranger: and i live in canada |
|
|
|
Post by Jakeby on Nov 7, 2009 12:37:52 GMT 10
Some of the words he said were correct |
|
|
|
Post by Farrelei on Nov 7, 2009 13:08:18 GMT 10
Everything he said was correct, it's just that the information he was giving me about himself through that was made up.
|
|
Shwoozar
Commissar for Nothing
Hmm...[/color]
Posts: 1,590
|
Post by Shwoozar on Nov 7, 2009 15:50:56 GMT 10
|
|
|
|
Post by Farrelei on Nov 7, 2009 20:52:46 GMT 10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm watching porn right now. What are u doing?
You: I am watching Lex Luthor scream "WRONG"
You: I don't know which would be more entertaining.
You: I'm going with Lex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
|
|
