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Farrelei
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You're all my bitches and whores.

WHY. WHY. WHY.

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ASL!? D: Nov 7, 2009 20:57:50 GMT 10

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Post by Farrelei on Nov 7, 2009 20:57:50 GMT 10

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Don't disconnect, please!
Stranger: ok
You: I am trapped here, do you want to help me?
Stranger: what;s wrong?
Stranger:

You: Mate, I am serious.
You: Now, can you help?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but how?
You: Okay, go to this website: www.anicechat.net/
Stranger: mm.. im not sure
You: Make your nickname "The Hawk", and keep searching for a fellow called "The Cat"
Stranger: i don;t know who you are
You: It isn't porn or anything weird, just do it! Please!
Stranger: m..
Stranger: oke
You: Keep disconnecting and searching for people until you find "The Cat"
Stranger: ok
Stranger: The Hawk?
You: Yes.
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: im there
Stranger: and now?
You: Keep searching for him.
You: Tell me when you find him.
Stranger: i find him
You: Really?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay, what is he saying?
Stranger: that you try to get free
Stranger: are you a male?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: how old?
You: Mate, that isn't your problem.
You: What is The Cat saying?
Stranger: The Hawk: who try to get free?
The Cat: Tell him this, Hawk...
The Cat: "The horse doesn't neigh for the eagle."
You: ...
Stranger: it must tell this
You: No...
You: YOU IDIOT.
Stranger: :S
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU
You: Mmm...
Stranger: im try to help ypou
You: Yes...
Stranger: and you say im stup
You: Thanks, Hawk.
You: You... mmm...
Stranger:

Stranger: :S*
You: You gave me the... information I needed.
Stranger: sure
You: Now, he is mine again.
Stranger: OMG
You: The Cat always gets his man.
Stranger: YOURE SOO WEIRD
You: I can... smell the information from his computer.
Stranger: whtever..
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
You: I am The Cat.
You: You... said what you needed you to say, now he is mine.
Stranger: you are weird you know?
You: Mmm, that is subjective.
You: The fellow you were speaking to before? He is gone.
Stranger: whre he is?
Stranger: LET HIM GO
You: He is gone. I trapped him until I wish to have a little... more fun.
Stranger: MORE FUN>
Stranger: I TIHNK YOU'RE TRY TO KILL HIM
Stranger: LET HIM GO
You: I like to watch him scramble to escape from his digital hell.
Stranger: i call the police
You: Why, he doesn't exist in your realm.
You: He is here, with me... in the Darklands.
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: so you the good and he's the bad?
Stranger: or what
Stranger: tell me everything
You: Oh, good and bad... subjective.
You: I have... known him a long time.
Stranger: like soul mates?
You: Well, we have had our... many differences.
Stranger: you hate him
You: Well, hate is a.... human thing.
You: I can't hate someone who can't even fight me.
You: Why, if you had managed to release him... he would have... oh, one sec... gotta breathe all this in.
You: Oh, yes.
You: That is... orgasmic.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: I think it's stupid that you do this. there is one days and then you get so much sorry you're just a pedo file or something scary go away and find a life and leave everyone alone, where are you good for? ruined your life This way everyone, you're crazy
You: I can... feel it moving through me.
You: All that information that I took...
Stranger: do you want feel my feet in you;re balls?
You: I can taste everything you have ever typed...
Stranger: FEEL THE ANGRY IN MY SOUL
You: So many uses of the word "fuck".
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: My my my, you have been NAUGHTY on the internet.
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: v
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCKFUCK
Stranger: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: v
Stranger: FUCKv
Stranger: FUCKFUCK
You: Now now, no time for potty mouth.
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Stranger: are you happy now?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Shwoozar Commissar for Nothing Hmm...[/color] Posts: 1,590	ASL!? D: Nov 8, 2009 14:52:40 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shwoozar on Nov 8, 2009 14:52:40 GMT 10 wt....... uh heck?

Milk Commissar for Autism Boobs. If great minds think alike I'm screwed. Posts: 5,523	ASL!? D: Nov 9, 2009 16:36:31 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Milk on Nov 9, 2009 16:36:31 GMT 10 When I first saw this I thought is said, 'AIDS!?'
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Farrelei
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You're all my bitches and whores.

WHY. WHY. WHY.

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ASL!? D: Nov 16, 2009 22:34:55 GMT 10

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Post by Farrelei on Nov 16, 2009 22:34:55 GMT 10

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey.
Stranger: hows it going?
You: i feel
You: like
You: my pet fox
You: is jesus.
Stranger: ah
Stranger: and where do you live?`
You: HE WAS WALKING ON WATER.
You: Australia.
Stranger: are you high?
Stranger: xD
You: No.
You: Never drink never do drugs.
Stranger: lol
You: Not even legal ones.
You: :F
Stranger: you have a pet fox?
You: Yes.
Stranger: cool
You: He's really cute!!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I am vegan
You: But he walked on water and now I'm scared maybe he'll die for my sins or something
You: D:
You: WHAT IF HE GETS APOSTLES
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Farrelei General Secretary You're all my bitches and whores. WHY. WHY. WHY. Posts: 11,409	ASL!? D: Nov 30, 2009 20:41:53 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Farrelei on Nov 30, 2009 20:41:53 GMT 10 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: meow You: -pats kitty- You: ^-^ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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agent 99 Your mother. Actually the FBI Small is powerful! Posts: 1,188	ASL!? D: Jan 18, 2010 8:08:33 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by agent 99 on Jan 18, 2010 8:08:33 GMT 10 LOL I'll post a conversation soon...
	"Thirdly, due to lack of activity (lol, everyone), agent 99 and Smallfry have been removed as moderators. This means we're male-dominant again, and can go back to being inredibly sexist in Staff Discussions! " - farrelei LOL because with the Male:Female ratio was like 12:1, you weren't already male dominated.

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ASL!? D: Dec 14, 2010 7:53:03 GMT 10

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Post by agent 99 on Dec 14, 2010 7:53:03 GMT 10

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: helll
You: helllo
Stranger: hey
You: ** sorry
You: how are you?
Stranger: its fine
You: asl?
Stranger: im good u
Stranger: and 17 f u
You: thats good im good
You: 17 years too goin to lollypops plyland soon
You: i like to watch the children have fun
You: and I support the organization
Stranger: awww
You: its so cool you should see them play
Stranger: i done work experince in a primary school
You: oh how cute
You: i love children.
You: children are smexxy
Stranger: hahahaa
You: lollypops playland can be dangerous sometimes though
You: I saw a poor kid fall off a slipery slide
You: I rushed to his aid
You: he needed mouth to mouth
Stranger: awww
Stranger: how old did you say u were
You: his mum wanted to do it`= but i felt id be better at it
You: 17
Stranger: ah awesome
You: he is so cute I got hi number
You: we are going to have a play date
You: he's like 10
You: it iwll be lots of fun
Stranger:

Stranger: where u from
You: Australia
You: You?
Stranger: england
You: are the children hot ther?
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Biomanic
Commissar for Herpes

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ASL!? D: Dec 19, 2010 20:11:05 GMT 10

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Post by Biomanic on Dec 19, 2010 20:11:05 GMT 10

Stranger: Roleplay?
You: Yes
Stranger: M or f
You: F
Stranger: I'm m wat role do u wanna di
Stranger: Do *
You: I don't mind, I like to be told what to do : P
Stranger: Ok so how bout ur a nurse and I'm ur patient
You: Sure
Stranger: Ok I'll start
Stranger: Hello nurse how r u today?
You: A lot better, now that you're here. Is there anything you need?
Stranger: Yes I need you to check my penis
You: Is that so? What's wrong with it? Just follow me to your room.
Stranger: Ok I don't know it's been feeling lonely lately
You: Oh, don't worry about that. I've got the perfect medicine.
You: Here, just lay down here, and I'll be with you in a moment.
Stranger: Ok nurse
You: Okay, I've got your results here. It's not good news. You've got prostate cancer, we don't know how much longer you have to live, but it isn't long.
Stranger: wut?
You: I'm sorry. We've notified for Family.
Stranger: what kind of roleplay is this???
You: This is serious.
Stranger: You're fucking restarted.
You: *Retarded

Farrelei General Secretary You're all my bitches and whores. WHY. WHY. WHY. Posts: 11,409	ASL!? D: Dec 19, 2010 20:34:33 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Farrelei on Dec 19, 2010 20:34:33 GMT 10 I laughed so freaking hard just now Dx
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Milk Commissar for Autism Boobs. If great minds think alike I'm screwed. Posts: 5,523	ASL!? D: Dec 19, 2010 20:35:05 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Milk on Dec 19, 2010 20:35:05 GMT 10 I love you
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agent 99 Your mother. Actually the FBI Small is powerful! Posts: 1,188	ASL!? D: Dec 19, 2010 20:46:57 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by agent 99 on Dec 19, 2010 20:46:57 GMT 10 hahahha oh dear D:
	"Thirdly, due to lack of activity (lol, everyone), agent 99 and Smallfry have been removed as moderators. This means we're male-dominant again, and can go back to being inredibly sexist in Staff Discussions! " - farrelei LOL because with the Male:Female ratio was like 12:1, you weren't already male dominated.

Shwoozar Commissar for Nothing Hmm...[/color] Posts: 1,590	ASL!? D: Dec 21, 2010 19:14:01 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shwoozar on Dec 21, 2010 19:14:01 GMT 10 I ******* restarted.

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